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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Londoner:

LOL, Owen, nice idea m8, n Germanboy yes, tis a shame the "bubblegum chewers" didn't listen 2 the British General Staff more smile.gifwould've been far less GI's in body bags if they did. BTW Germanboy, do u know why your ladz pesisted with that crazy counter attack doctrine? Wiped u out.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

From the diary of Maj.-Gen. 'Bubbles' Barker, GOC 49th 'West Riding' Inf. Div.:

19 Nov 1944. The war seems to be going quite well on all fronts. I fear the Yanks do it with undue casualties. They simply don't know how to use their artillery. [...]

Gotta love the English.

And the counter-attacks, that was only to make it easy on you - a bit like putting a Russian assistant referee in charge of a World Cup game, if you get me drift.

Mr. Peng, I got you there, didn't I?

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Guest Germanboy

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Owen:

what is you've got with Real Majorca German boy, England have never played them. Remember Germanboy, two World Wars and World Cup!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Uh, old boy, our side did and won, maybe you should reread the post, I was actually making a snide remark about them and not your team.

So two World Wars thanks to the US and Russia, and a World Cup thanks to the Russian Linesman. Oh well, I see why you are so proud...

And today England was 60 for 4 against Zimbabwe, the foremost nation in Cricket. Well done, I say. Cup of tea anyone?

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Owen:

two World Wars and World Cup!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

If it wasn't for that little directional mix-up at Dunkirk, the second might not have counted as a World War, what? tongue.gif (smiley included as general irritant)

[This message has been edited by Mark IV (edited 06-05-2000).]

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KiloIndiaAlpha:

It's always fun to remind our American friends that their first president was actually an Englishman...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, but he kicked some British arse to become American. tongue.giftongue.gif

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Yes, if it wasn't for the "young" nation of the United States, Britian would be speaking German now. Zeig Hail, anyone? Geez, for such an "old" nation, you'd think you'd get a little better in warfare by now. We are really tired of bailing you "Englishmen" out of a jam.

Speaking of a jam. French/English/Belgium forces slugged it out in the trenches for years in WWI. The US showed up and the War was over in less than a year.

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maximus:

....get a little better in warfare by now. We are really tired of bailing you "Englishmen" out of a jam.

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Max,

Be a good little chap and pay attention. Yor gramer is krap.

Re-write your post to include the following corrections.

1. '... a little better at warfare' not 'a little better in warfare'.

2. 'We are really tired of bailing...' should be 'We really are tired of bailing...'

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LOL, speakin German? never m8, remember Operation Sealion? They tried their best tho. smile.gif Wasn't an American (or Russian for that matter) 2 be seen. Facing the full might of the German war machine, this brave isle saw its finest hour. smile.gif

N Max smile.gif, talkin of jams, WW1 saw another very funny 1. U boyz got conned into buyin that AWFUL French MG. U bought thousands of em n they ALL jammed within 50 odd rounds LOL. They saw u comin a mile off m8 smile.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Londoner:

NE1 remember the name of that MG?

.....LOL <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Chauchat. We bought 16,000 of 'em (you bought 'em, too). And they look a lot worse now than they did in WWI trench warfare.

Didn't we sell you a few Lewis guns after that? Well, it's not really a sale unless it's paid for, so ya got us there. And a yank name of Maxim helped the old empire maintain cyclic rates when it was Fuzzy-Wuzzies from here to the horizon, too, IIRC. tongue.gif

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