Quest for the Golden FAQ

[Simon Fox]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

a tale of a FAQfull quest,

That started in this serial port,

and proved a thorny test.

Jason was a mighty FAQin' man,

Peternzeus brave and best.

Five searchonauts set sail that day

for a six month quest.

A six month quest.

The weather started getting rough,

the golden FAQ was tossed.

If not for the courage of the fearless crew,

the Argo would be lost.

The Argo would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of Thrace,

with Peternzeus, Jason too,

the Millionaires: Steve,

and Charles, the Costello

and Madmatt, searching the Golden FAQ.

There they met King Phionneus,

assailed by winged newbies.

they drove them off, so he joined the crew,

to steer through the Seemgades:

Klyntun and Lueis

Now this is the tale of the Searchonauts,

they've searched for a long, long time,

they'd better get their act together,

or there's gonna be a crime....

Note: in some versions of the 5th verse takes a slightly different form thus,

King of Seemdessus was Pengius,

cursed by winged smilies.

driving them off they gained his aid

to steer through the Seemgades:

Klyntun and Lueis

Apologies to Orpheus

Thanks to Jon

Additional verses welcome but try keep the theme of the original legend.

[Mark IV]

LOL