KiloIndiaAlpha Posted January 28, 2000 Share Posted January 28, 2000 You cannot teach assholes to whistle. KIA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard III Posted January 29, 2000 Share Posted January 29, 2000 I beg to differ. Have you never heard of Joseph Pujol, Le Petomane, the famous French flatulence virtuoso? He could smoke cigarettes, blow out candles and stage footlights with his, er, nether orifice. Also on his program were various fart imitations and suchlike. For a grand finale he would insert an ocarina into his behind and play a popular tune such as o sole mio, music to which the audience would be invited to sing along. The King of Belgium once snuck into France ingonito just to see one of his performances. So, therefore, if one may teach an asshole to play the ocarina, one could certainly teach one to whistle. [This message has been edited by Richard III (edited 01-28-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JonS Posted January 29, 2000 Share Posted January 29, 2000 Its not exactly whistling, but William S Burroghs has ('had' now I suppose ) a story about a guy who taught his asshole to talk. Does that count? Of course, really bad things subsequently happened to the guy ... Jon ------------------ Ubique Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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