Wolfp MkII
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I thought you had a lithp and were thaying mythtical, you big, thithy, fairy.
Must be channeling my old Spanish instructor through my keyboard...Thoy de ethpaña and all that jazz
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Mythical?
Joe
Whoops! Did I let the cat out of the bag? No matter; at your age, I imagine the only teeth you have left are kept in a glass on the nightstand next to your bed.
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They do things other than host our thread? Weird.
I hear that when you lose a tooth and you stick it under your pillow...no...wait...wrong mythical creature.
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Hey Steve can you ban Shaw just for a few days....how about just a few hours....give us a real break will ya!
YEA!!! Ban Joe {Snort!..banjo} first! Maybe then he will get around to sending off the turns he owes.
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Steve, that was rather good ...
As to the rest however, we are the very epitome of civilized behavior, and anyone who says otherwise is a right Bastiche.
However, we here in the Peng Challenge Thread aren't about warnings and such ... we're about swift and certain retribution for real or imagined violations of real or imagined CessPool policies.
In this case BeatFtr has transgressed, his sentence has been proposed and, no objections being heard from the membership of the Peng Challenge Thread ...
BE IT NOW KNOWN ... the SSN known as MeatEtr is now and shall be considered Sent to Coventry. No member of the Peng Challenge Thread shall respond to his posts within the confines of the Peng Challenge Thread. Members of the Peng Challenge Thread are encouraged to add said SSN to their IGNORE list.
Sir Joe Shaw, JFLPCT
Alright ya big blowhard...come down off your soapbox before you pass out from over exertion and hurt yourself. Oh...and send the next turn...twit!
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Wow... and coming from you that means... well, actually it means nothing.
Of course it means something...you've gotten the Wolfp MkII stamp of approval; you can now die content. Go on we're waiting.
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You have to admit though, that he really takes his auto-eroticism seriously.
Ok...that was actually a good one...not like your usual inane drivel.
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Agreed, lads and lasses I think we have a new candidate for Coventry ... what say you.
Joe
Seconded!
Really...where would you go to find such a picture?Would you have to google "man f'ing tailpipe" or something?
Or is it part of his prvate collection?
with his screen name, do you really have to ask?
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If that's the case, you can bet she'll be defoliating her family tree in short order.
or that his line of Shaws were indentured servants brought over from the old country, took the last name as a show of fealty, and really had no relationship at all. He's probably actually a Flick, as in booger, or a Loewe, as in brow, or somefink.
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Can any one tell me what their Carbon Footprint is....
I'm thinking 11, maybe 11 1/2. The wife gets awful upset when I walk across the carpet though...It leaves smudges. I just blame the dog.
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Just don't get confused and wear your underpants on your head whilst reading the bedtime stories, cos that would be really weird.
Says the subject matter expert...Did they issue the jacket with extra long sleeves before or after incarceration?
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After the truck was in, why didn't you close the door?
Better question...Why is he licking his fingers before using a socket wrench?
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Now Michael, let's be fair ... Boo Radley has a lot on his mind at those times ... Unzip, Aim THEN Pee ... Unzip, Aim THEN Pee ... it's not surprising that he loses his way.
Joe
Maybe Cheerios would help him focus by eliminating a step.
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Rune is not making sense again. These senile old guys give one a wonderful sense of continuity, don't they?
Michael
or an afront to the sense of smell due to incontinence
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HOLY MACKEREL MARGARET, we've hit the mid point! Sped right past the thing and didn't even notice; not that it would have mattered mind you...{sniff}...no booze fer celebrating allowed. Oh well, so begins the countdown to RTB.
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Young people today, they have no standards. I'd pay double to avoid drinking that ****e. I wouldn't even mix it with lemonade and serve it to Papa Khann.
It was in a plastic bottle, wasn't it? They always put vile slop like that in plastic bottles.
Lars, were you watching so closely because that was the last bottle on the shelf?
Plastic bottles have their benefits. When your too intoxicated to maintain your grip and drop it, they bounce back...well, maybe not directly back...more like how a football bounces; one is never sure where its off to next, but it makes for an interesting chase.
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You are all very sick. I'm sending for the vet and telling to bring his hypodermic. The big one.
Michael
A mass euthanising...who's bringing the popcorn?
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I wonder if she found raunchy pictures on his cell iPhone.
Michael
Of what...nekkid Koalas?
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Well, I really don't think Rajini & Satish Narayan are typical Aussie names.
Which just goes to show there's too many Aussies, I guess.
Probably from the eastern half, or thereabouts.
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You would fall right into geeky disdain...
SECONDED!
Second, let me just say that if I've made your world a little sadder and darker ... well, Mission Accomplished so say I.But fifteenth the majority of damage was done using UNGUIDED, obsolecent, practically primative RPGs ... and you know it.
It's not my fault that you stumbled into the fray, infantry mounted and THEN STOPPED so my grenadiers had an absurdly simple shot ... and not just once but MULTIPLE times.
I know your lads were Marines but were they by chance singing the "Garryowen" as they rode into that valley?
And I've given you ample opportunity to redeem the honor of the United States Marine Corps, so sadly diminished by you, with the simple expedient of just telling me WHAT FREAKING VERSION OF CMSF YOU'RE PLAYING!
One line worth of email would have done it, not even a full line but just three numbers and a freaking DOT!
But I imagine you're still grumpy over my TOTAL VICTORY.
Joe
God almighty, Lord of Heaven and Earth, Father of Abraham, Isaac, and Ted, we beseech thee to strike him down with a bolt from above; and if you can't spare that, a simple beating with a rubber chicken will suffice...Amen
Two...TWO!..I have sent since completion of that asymetrical sham you called a scenario. One even included the response...(v1.11)...to your query...(which version do you have?)...The Black Hole of Calcutta isnt in India...It has moved to Salt Lake! Need to alert the tourist boards of both India and Utah to update their guides respectively.
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...and look what I had to work with...I mean...It's Joe...silk purse from a sows ear and so on.
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Are we talking about the same person here? The only thing old foul joe here ever barely managed is mediocrity, and he was very good at it either.
Yea...I know...but it sounded dramatic, didn't it?
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...I have won a TOTAL FARCE over Wolfp Mk II...{chops provided to reflect the real deal man!}
Joe
For shame Justicar, for SHAME!!! That you would take credit for a victory in such a lopsided scenario bespeaks volumes. A modern pak front with wire and radio guided missiles against trucks does not an even match make. Gamey...GAMEY!!! The amount of rocket fuel expended alone was on the order of that used for a moon shot during an Apollo Mission. OH THE HUMANITY!!! You are supposed to be the best of us; you are supposed to be a shining example; you are supposed to be an ideal for which to strive. I suppose not; I suppose you are...after all...just common. The world seems a little sadder, a little...darker...this day.
Peng Challenges the Ninth Circle
in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
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Well...there you have it. You've made the big time Justicar...YouTube! Try not to let it go to your head.