Red Necked Dollar
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I was watching some bull riding from Australia the other night on T.V. when I noticed them bulls were rather small compared to what I consider normal bull riding. What's up with that? Are you guys short feeding them critters?Originally posted by Speedy:Here we are with the all new Peng Thread now with toilet paper.
edit- Oh yeah, I'm an Aussie I don't do rules.
As in cow-tipper? Hell I dint know Aussie’s kept them doggies in the house. I only bring em in when it dips below zero! Them Aussie’s must be quite neighborly.Originally posted by Lars:Nah, pimps gots money.
In-house cheap tipper.
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R Juddy are you one of them Juddys from down under that hill over by the West fork?Originally posted by Lars:Well thank you R Juddy
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What a cowincedence I was having lunch with Bo at the Mulelip when he said "Hey, is that Bubo and his bodacious beau out back?" But after a further look it turned out just to be a regular sheep.
(Edit: spelling).
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Oh no it ain’t French. I don’t hold with them froggies. I don’t even eat fries; I like my potatoes cooked up in a iron skillet or smashed in a pan. Heck I can’t imagine anyone getting along with them fellers especially since the only way they can separate the men from the boys in the French army is with a crow bar. Hell, The only battle the French navy ever won was against Greenpeace!Originally posted by Boo Radley:That sounds vaguely French.
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Well hell yeah, I could use some spare lug nuts for the wife's yard salen tralier!
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Some mornings I wake up and just count my blessings! One such blessing is the fact that GREAT songwriters such as Jerry Jeff Walker live among us. Here is a small offering to The Pool of the man’s genius.
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He was born in West Virginia,
His wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz
And he's not responsible for what he's doing
'Cause his mother made him what he is
Up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.
Sure does like his Budweiser beer,
Likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor;
Drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck;
He's got a gun rack; "Goat ropers need love, too" sticker
Up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.
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What a concident Boo (Heh, it spelt like the chicken) sometimes in the evenin I will go down to Carl's for attire for my pick em up truck. If it's chilly Carl and the mexicans will also be wearing jackets and I bet tharr the same ones they wore to supper too!
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You do realize that he is Abbott, right? I mean, the entire RND persona is a joke, intentionally created to mock a stereotype of the dumb American target audience that some said CM:SF was targeted at. You're not actually taking him seriously, are you? </font>Originally posted by juan_gigante:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm:
What did I EVER do to deserve such a thing as my serf?
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Well I finally lernad whar Radely gots his name frum. I hopes it waunt Kinfolk Boo!
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
ARKADELPHIA, Ark. - The exotic chicken that was saved from drowning by mouth-to-beak resuscitation more than three months ago has died, her owner said Tuesday.
Boo Boo , the chicken who was revived after she was found floating face down in the family pond in February, died recently, said owner Jackie Calhoun. The fowl's story was featured on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and the Animal Planet network.
"She had seizures," Calhoun said. "I've come to the conclusion that's what put her in the pond in the first place." He said he assumed another seizure had caused the fowl's death.
In February, Calhoun said he removed the chicken from the water and his sister Marian Morris blew into its beak, causing its eyes to pop open. Morris, a retired nurse, said she hadn't used cardiopulmonary resuscitation in years. She said she was glad that the chicken she saved was exotic and not just an ordinary chicken.
The chicken, who was named Boo Boo because she was easily frightened, also lived to lay three eggs before dying, Calhoun said. Until then, Calhoun said he didn't know if the bird was male or female.
"We incubated one of her eggs, and it hatched," Calhoun said. "The chick has black and white markings like Boo Boo's ."
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Information from: The Daily Siftings Herald, http://www.siftingsherald.com/
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YOOooo’s that’s a beaut! I bet ya caain’t weight to get ‘er into the mud!Originally posted by MrSpkr:I suppose you'll go first class and fancy for your funeral:
Steve
Now that is goin out styiiling Steve ! Hell if I was driving that rig come a Friday I would even put on a clean shirt! Be fun to get a couple chicks and an ice chest in the back that beauty, be goods for the ole welcome wagon (ya knows what I mean) Welcome back. How is the new Law firm working out for ya? Youse isn’t roibbed any widers have ya? Anybody shot at ya yet?
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Heh, I took that picture while fly-casting, water skiing and snorkeling.Originally posted by Michael Emrys:How many cans of Old Slug Bait had you had when you took that pic?
Yeah and I hope some of you milksop Hippie types choke on your Tofu. If you still have enough teeth left to eat anything that doesn’t come out of a blender that is. That way there can be more of us corn-fed Budweiser drinking red necks to make this world a better place for all mankind.I thought you was the All-American, backbone of the nation, can-do type. -
While you guys are at work I thought I would let you know where I have been spending quite a bit of time lately. It is tough but somebody has to do it…
Just before sundown looking across the Davis arm of Wickiup Reservoir’s 10,000 acres. We had a very long winter this year with a tremendous amount of snowfall. The lake has opened late and the water is still very high. The Rainbow and Brown trout that have moved into the shallow water here are looking for food and the little bit of warmth the shallower water can provide.
High water from the spring runoff, in another month I will be walking on dry ground where you can see that Ponderosa Pine still in the water. It will be later in the year then usual but the Largemouth Bass will be moving into the Davis channel to spawn as the high water recedes.
And I see it all from a small forest clearing near the sparkling shoreline where I park my snuggery Moto Home...
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Without a doubt NG cavscout is the finest and the brightest nigget of them all, characterized by sharpness of mind and clarity of thought. I would like to add a few more instances to the “what” Western Civilization stands for and the type of guy who can proudly stand up and chant USA USA USA!!!Originally posted by NG cavscout:Western Civilization is NASCAR
The guy who can attend the stock car race without the need of a program.
The man, whose wife says, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
The man who thinks the stock market has a fence around it.
The guy who believes the French Riviera is a foreign car.
The guy who may lose to the computer at chess but totally outclasses the machine at kickboxing.
And the man whose mother does not remove the Marlboro from her mouth before telling the state trooper to kiss her ass.
God bless him, NG cavscout tinker, tailor, soldier, NASCAR Fan.
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Because I'm no good at dancing. </font>Originally posted by Seanachai:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Red Necked Dollar:
Why would you want to do that?
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I am so going to kick the snot out of you some day... </font>Originally posted by Seanachai:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Red Necked Dollar:
Thanks for that one there Sean very enjoyable, well done! I also kind of like Canada if everyone wasen't so No Nukes.
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Thanks for that one there Sean very enjoyable, well done! I also kind of like Canada if everyone wasen't so No Nukes.
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That is excellent news! Have you ever considered throwing yourself under one?Originally posted by Mace:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Red Necked Dollar:
The good news is the New John Deere 8030 Series Row-Crop Wheel and Track Tractors come in 180 to 275 hp models. If you act soon you can get one as low as 6.4% interest for the next several (many) years.
Scaw! I've had too much to drink. </font>
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Oh my god that is sooo sexy, I could just imagine my wife all sweaty n wearin Daisy Duke shorts givin my John Deere 8030 tractor a bath! </font>Originally posted by Seanachai:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Red Necked Dollar:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon:
Oh, I suppose one might imagine the Wife of Bath in a John Deere cap... just so tractor.
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Oh my god that is sooo sexy, I could just imagine my wife all sweaty n wearin Daisy Duke shorts givin my John Deere 8030 tractor a bath!Originally posted by Yeknodathon:Oh, I suppose one might imagine the Wife of Bath in a John Deere cap... just so tractor.
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Yeah Michael I have caught a few big beetles, have been stung by a wasp down my shirt (they sting and sting until you get em out) and rode thru a swarm of bees once. I have also had a serious case of rode rash on a couple of occasions. I once wrecked while doing about 55mph, that cost me some skin. If you ride em you wreck em.Originally posted by Michael Emrys:But I'll bet those june bugs (or more accurately, their relatives) got their revenge when you went out riding on your motorcycle. Just be grateful you never had to pick honyemoon bugs from between your teeth.
Michael
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Standing under a light on a summer’s eve. There is nuthin quite like the crack a June Bug makes on a hickory Louisville Slugger. Back when I was a youngin I could whack June Bugs for hours and hours, hitting them off towards the table on the porch were my folks and their friends would be eatin supper. Unforgettable them good ole days now that I am all growed up.
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ShiiiiiiiiTTE Joe do you like trucks? I like trucks.