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  1. Originally posted by Herr Oberst:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by *YK2*:

    Now you're talking....

    *Fumbles down the sofa looking for some spare coins*

    Damn, only one 5p and a couple of Hula Hoops.

    Don't suppose you accept paypal!

    Damn, that's one big sofa you got there if you can fit Hula Hoops under the cushions...

    *scrounges under *YK2*'s sofa cushions...*

    Nice... very nice... er, M'Lady</font>

  2. Originally posted by rleete:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by v42below:

    How fast can you run, laddy?

    Probably faster than that drunken old crone...

    {Note: this has been a lesson on how to piss-off a Lady of the Cesspool in three easy steps}

    (Just you wait. Seanachai will jump in here, all feigned indignance and bluster. He'll preach and blather, and probably post one of those gawd-awful songs of his. Then, YK2 will wait until my guard is down, and chop off important parts.) </font>

  3. Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

    a load of OLDE horse ****

    Is it not kinda sad to see this?

    The last Neanderthal looking sorrowfully at the sea as a HUMAN tribe approaches...

    Oh well now that he's gone it's time for the new generation to come upto the front & start kicking ass... let's remember Seanachai for what he was... somebody who wasn't Peng but just as old </font>

  4. Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

    Oh and dear lady I feel it hardly necessary to use fantasy to pull the wool over Joe’s eyes… speaking faster than a few words a minutes is more than enough to confuse the old fool

    I wasn't referring to YOUR fantasy *shudder*

    And if I want to pull the wool or anything else over Joe's eyes then I will...

    *Throws another log on the fire*

  5. Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    And Milady I just noticed this from your prior post: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Yes...it's true enough Justicar ... and I hate to be the one to break the news, but the REAL Robin Hood was infact...........

    Rob Roy

    Rob Roy, real name Robert MacGregor (1671-1734), Scottish brigand, sometimes called the Scottish Robin Hood. Known as Rob Roy, or Robert the Red,... =

    SO ... if he was the REAL Robin Hood then he wouldn't be referred to as the SCOTTISH Robin Hood, instead Robin Hood would be called the ENGLISH Robin Hood to indicate that he was derived from the REAL Robin Hood who was Scottish but that wasn't what it said, oh no, it said that Rob Roy was considered to be the SCOTTISH Robin Hood indicating that he derived HIS fame from the REAL Robin Hood who was clearly English.

    Mind you I've always liked Liam Neeson but that could be because he played Michael Collins and I'm of Irish descent.

    Joe </font>

  6. Originally posted by dalem:

    Are you kidding? There's that one scene in Robin Hood where O.DH. is wearing some white shimmery thingie and the only things uncovered are her face and hands but all her girlie bits are pleasantly accented and oh my my...

    YK2, you're a chick - you know the difference between cover and concealment in clothing - help me out here. ;)

    I know which one I'd rather be...

    Joes' pic is nice enough, but that stoopid hat she's wearing, I ask you!!!!

    Long, shimmery, flowing, is indeed the way to go..

  7. Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    I propose a modified Coventry for Mensch, perhaps we could call it a Nottingham. I know nothing about Nottingham of course other than that it had a Sheriff who lost on a REGULAR basis to Robin Hood

    Then you won't be aware that the Sheriff of Nottingham and the much maligned Robin Hood were infact mere folklore, no doubt brought about by Seanachai's ancestors during a drunken night sitting around the CAMPfire (sit down Sturmy).....

    Yes...it's true enough Justicar ... and I hate to be the one to break the news, but the REAL Robin Hood was infact...........

    Rob Roy

    Rob Roy, real name Robert MacGregor (1671-1734), Scottish brigand, sometimes called the Scottish Robin Hood. Known as Rob Roy, or Robert the Red,...

    So ... Nottingham for Mensch? That would mean that none of us would respond to his posts here UNLESS he stops with horrid faux Scottish accent.

    but looks like you have unwittingly discovered his right to use it...

    You WERE suggesting that you're the equivilent of the current day Sheriff of Nottingham and he the Robin Hood ?

    OR we could just kill the swine
    OR... we could just take away his privileges

    *Scratches Head*

    Hmmm guess that brings us back to Coventry!

    Which means unless he shuts the hell up with the Scottish accent of his own accord then we will just have to suffer .........

    *Checks supplies of Valium*

  8. Originally posted by Mace:

    It's not Dolly btw. This slipper is immitation wool, not the real thing!

    *wanders off to look for Dolly*

    Mace

    Ahh there she be.....

    *Strikes up the band*

    *SPOTLIGHTS*

    * Mace takes the stage*

    I said hello, dolly,......well, hello, dolly

    It's so nice to have you back where you belong

    You're lookin' swell, dolly.......I can tell, dolly

    You're still glowin'...you're still crowin'...you're still goin' strong..

    I feel that room swayin'......while the band's playin'

    One of our old favourite songs from way back when

    So..... let me take your wrap Dolly, and sit here on my lap Dolly. ..

    Dolly don;t ever go away,

    Dolly don't you ever go awayyyyyyyyy again....

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