Jim Boggs
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Well, it has been some time since you sent your last turn. I probably need to bring you up to date on a few things that have happened since:Originally posted by Joe Shaw:Joe
p.s. Do I owe you a turn?
1) Infantry no longer line up in long lines and exchanges vollies with their flintlocks.
2) Cavalry charges with sabers and lances are no longer in style.
There are new contrivances such as tanks, armoured cars, and machine guns.
Perhaps we should start a new game and you can experience these new developments?
We can keep it Shaw like (ie; simple) and not include air power, as I am sure this concept will take you a great deal of time to understand.
If you need time to "study up" on these new techniques, I will understand. Of course it will entail reding books, so I will also understand your reluctance to burn up too many brain cells making the effort.
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What was I thinking?Originally posted by Boo Radley:Your age isn't in your profile, you huge chimp.
That you could possibly see a birthdate and figure out someone's age?
I can hear you now "Damn it, Jim, I'm an idjit, not a mathematician"
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Okay, this is just about the limit. There is no doubt in my mind at where this originated.
I get home last night and guess what is in my mail?
A feckin invitation to join AARP!!!
This smacks so much of conspiracy that I burned my swift rowboat in protest. I KNOW it was one of you lot that tuned my name in, as clearly from the date of my birth (which I so proudly display in my profile) that I am WAY too young to be in AARP!!!
So now the job becomes one of tracking down the lying liars whose lies have built a network of lies that surmounts any lying effort I have seen (since my last visit to the PGF).
There WILL be an investigation! There will be heads rolling. There will be vengeance and retribution meted out in such a way as to put any further attempts to stain my honor at such risk that the effort will not be worthwhile.
Fortunately, the list can be narrowed down a great deal.
1) Not everybody even knows what AARP is.
2) Very few of you lot that know what it is could spell it properly.
To he/she who is responsible for this travesty.
BE AFRAID!! BE VERY AFRAID!!!!!
PS-I will say that the picture of Joe Shaw on the cover in his plus 4's was rather startling to behold. I did not realize Joe was on the Board of Directors.
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So Axe, did you ever play Beach Volleyball?Originally posted by Axe2121:And me without my crampons. :mad: :mad:
You would make a helluva set-up guy.
*Invokes Mercy Rule and walks away*
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A toast of pure water to my brave hurricane brother. We have met the slings and arrows of Mother Nature and emerge triumphant, proud, and highly intoxicated. :cool:Originally posted by Wallybob:Snarker, the recipe was pretty danged good. I look forward to using it again with Ivan, as Frances mostly missed us. Any excuse, as it were.
Bwahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I'm Gumby, Dambit!
Bring on Ivan! I have slaughtered them by the hundreds on the plains of the Russian steppes. :mad: :mad: :mad:
Of this I vow, no pure water for Ivan. :mad: :mad: :mad:
Gotta go, the water is bubbling, that means it's ready. :cool:
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Well ya know Joe, I find it quite odd that after all the various encounters we have had on the PGF that you would fail to mention my name in any of your encounters with severe flatulance.
Not that I don't spend an inordinate amount of time there, jumping in swiftly to denounce those that would make a mockery of our Justicar.
Is that worthy of a mention? Not to Joe Shaw. Despite all my best efforts to gently wean you off your left thumb, you would ignore my efforts and sacrifices.
Oh well, what is recognition after all?
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You mean your water purification recipe? :confused:Originally posted by Snarker:Grrr. How was the hurricane recipe, maggot?
Worked great. Like I said in Dave H's other favorite Thread, the blindness was only temporary.
I think we'll probably have to keep purifying for quite some time, you know, get ready for Ivan. It could take months.
Oh yeah: :mad: :mad: :eek: :mad:
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That explains it.Originally posted by Soddball::mad: ALL YOUR HOT BABES ARE BELONG TO ME :mad:
I'll have you know that your wife's thong fits my wide arse fine.
:mad: If ya wants a whuppin', Boggsy, ya only has to beg. :mad:
My wife's thongs are shoes you idjit. :mad:
You want a game? Send a set-up.
Maggette :mad: :mad:
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My, my, what a foul mouthed little hussy you are. Your thong must be just a bit too tight for that wide ass of yours. :mad:Originally posted by Soddball:What are you on about, you itchy-panted tramp? :mad:
Now run along and knit some doilies or some such, which is more in line with your abilities.
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So, who's the new girl? :mad:Originally posted by Soddball:I want you all to know that I'm back in Scenario Building mode. Snograt has seen the latest gem, which should keep even the most turn-happy of you sedated for at least a year.
I'm rejigging the Cheery Waffle scenario to be a titanic clash between the finest of The Brood and the lowest cheesy helmet warriors of the Cesspool. There's some seriously bitter, angry molten TNT going around.
:mad: Let the Molten TNT fly!! :mad:
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I am SO disappointed in your post. I had apparently placed you on such a high pedestal that there was an oxygen deprivation issue involved.Originally posted by Mr. Tittles:Did he get Gonorrhoea from grinding his tool?
Now look here Mr T, you know I have been your biggest fan, and to see this kind of slap dash, hurriedly thrown together, lowest common denominator type humor from you is.... well, disillusioning.
I know you can do better. Now try again and this time don't settle with "phoning it in".
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Your eyes are BLUE???Originally posted by Lars:A terrifying encounter with sobriety turned it prematurely brown/white.
Still got the baby blues though.
Couldn't tell through that red haze.
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Good One!Originally posted by Yeknodathon:[tail convulses in a sudden twitch]
Boo Boggs
How about YeknodaShaw?
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I think I liked you better when you were more pathetic. Not that you aren't pathetic now, but earlier you were extremely pathetic.Originally posted by Joe Shaw:... neither of you have the intellect necessary to successfully argue with a box of rocks.
Joe
So where's my turn?
Do I have to wait until you finish successfully arguing with a box of rocks?
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So the Wurlitzer comment was correct then.Originally posted by Boo Radley:You see, when I wrote down "Wet Willie" it was just my playful way
When I said you were the Great Ohioan Intellect, it was just my playful way of saying Forgot your depends again, didn't you Radley?
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Indeed it would, if you were.Originally posted by Boo Radley:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs:
What is UP with all this Mr. Boggs crapola?
Most Exalted and Intellectually Gifted One will suffice.
But, you aren't, so we won't.
Clear on that, Wet Willie? </font>
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I agree, only I would say you guys and your piss poor naive conspiracy theories.Originally posted by explosion:you guys and your foolishly naive conspiracy theories.
I think it provides just a bit more emphasis.
Clearly you are not the Gaylord they are searching for.
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What is UP with all this Mr. Boggs crapola?Originally posted by Boo Radley:So you didn't get washed out to sea, Mr. Boggs? Well, there's another chance developing I see. Perhaps we'll get lucky this time.
Did you happen to notice that Gaylord dropped by? He may have wanted to say "Hi" to you, but we couldn't be sure.
Every time he opened his mouth, gibberish poured forth.
So maybe he was talking to you after all, come to think of it.
Most Exalted and Intellectually Gifted One will suffice.
I do not need to take on airs.
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Sheesh!
Take a few days off to attend a Hurricane Party (Thanks Snarker for that water purification recipe *HIC*. The blindness was only temporary!) and when I get back what do I find?
Drop Bears, Vitalis, Brylcreme, Vaseline, and some kind of hair styling gel for pods.
Looks like I'll have to purify a helluva lot more water tonight.
Okay, okay, I know all you care about are When am I gonna get my turn? Here's a list of projected turns going out:
Boo-Tonight fer shure.
Lars-Tonight fer shure.
Noba-Tonight fer shure.
dalem-This week fer shure.
Papa Khann-This week fer shure
Joe Shaw-YOU OWE ME!!!!!
Seanachai-January 2005
If your name isn't on the list, you may now return to the obscurity you so rightfully deserve.
GAWD, I got a headache. And actually having to work most of today HAS NOT HELPED!!!
I need to pound some more musicians into total obnoxiousness. Damn nylon string playing wussies!!!!
PS-Nefariousers???????????
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WHAT'S THIS??Originally posted by stikkypixie:And that ladies and gentleman,
There is a gentleman in the Cesspool? How was this allowed to happen.
Where is Joe asleep at the wheel Shaw? Where was the blessing Justicar when this scoundrel infiltrated our ranks? Well Joe certainly blessed the pooch on this one. This is so blessed up. What a blessing idjit!
So who among us is this gentleman?
Who is this scurrilous dog that wanders so innocently among us?
Joe Shaw!!!
You better get your blessing arse back to work. Otherwise we'll have to depend on Boo Radley (it somehow seems appropriate to use depends in a sentence involving Boo) and that ain't cause for much hope.
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Oh, hanging out at Sprockets now? You like those black tights?Originally posted by Seanachai:EVERYBODY DANCE!
Sheesh!
What a perv...
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It's too late now.Originally posted by Joe Shaw:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Seanacahi posted, in part: May the Justicar be blessed ...
Joe </font>
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He didn't bold his name.Originally posted by Boo Radley:You happy now, Joe?
You got an extra-special blessing, didn't you!
*Sighs*
Another turnless week from the Justicar.
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Well, since you put it so reasonably.Originally posted by mike_the_wino:Boggs your brilliant, tactically adept, patient, and clearly superior intellect is hereby acknowledged and your set-up awaits modification of your last terms. As has been shown by Snarker, the hatred for me amongst the Brood makes me clearly apprehensive about allowing them to wreck their revenge upon my pitiful self so I would plead, no beg, that we allow the winner to write the sig lines. I know that your good nature shall keep you from placing such a horrible sig line as I have now upon me.
Agreed?
How could I refuse?
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Well, well. I guess the circus is in town and the "Clown Wagon" has broken down.
I point out the unseemly behavior of a certain individual in slandering my good name and reputation built on all things good and decent, and what do I get?
A veritable deluge of innuendo and insensitive remarks about my age.
But...HAH!
I laugh at your meager insults.
I smirk at your lame attempts to besmirch my honor
I cackle at your abilities to do math
I chortle at the lack of caring that is displayed when one of your fellow members is attacked in such an unseemly manner.
I laugh out loud at the disrespect shown for one who has always lived by the highest ideals and maintained the cleanest virtues.
So there you have it. Make sport of the victim. Kick the downtrodden. Hang the innocent. Spank your monkey... okay, forget that one.
Anyway, I will expect no more sympathy from you lot.