Jim Boggs
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Oh Great and Unforgetful Justicariot
At what point will the dear Lady Morraine perform the operation to allow you to sing those high notes?
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Merry Christmas to all you reprobates and parole violators.
May this be the year you get what you deserve.
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Well, I don't *sniff* know what to say. This old guy is truly overwhelmed by the responses to my single unworthy posting effort. *sniff*
You make me feel that I should wait three months between all my posts...
Wait a minute...
You know, I sometimes forget how subtle you bastiches really are.
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Twas the Week Before Christmas
Twas the week before Christmas
and all through the Pool
All the creatures were stirring
Especially Da Foole
He hurled a "Blood Hamster"
at the Justicar's feet
But the nimble Joe Shaw
escaped, WHAT A FEAT!!!
And now we have serfs
whose numbers grow higher
it's gotten so bad
now Sticky's a squire
The Old Ones have gathered
No one knows why
Why does Michael Emrys
keep dropping by?
Poor Mace is upset
with a T-shirt he hates
He thought it was cotton
Not wool from his "mates"
Now dalm has found
a mortal enemy who
seems to be a big fan
of Winnie the Poo
While Hiram is smiling
to him it's no joke
But we all understand
that the Eagles will choke
Lars has been scarce
like a man who's been beat
Cause in his slums during winter
he must pay for the heat
And Noba keeps looking
in his in-box in vain
for a turn from somebody
who may be insane
So keep this in mind
during this holiday season
When visiting the Pool
There's no place for reason.
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Probably no turns tonight. I have exhausted my feeble reserves fighting the good fight on the PF.
Keeping up with Lars, Joe, and dalem is clearly not for the sick and infirmed.
To quote WC Fields:
Sleep, the most wonderful thing in life...except drink.
Sleeeeeeeeep!!!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
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*Boggs crawls out of his sick bed to acknowledge the birthday of the MBT's oldest living member (take it any way you want)*
Happy Birthday Codger Joe
Not to bust your bubble (yeah right), but according to the Social Security Administration, you must work until age 66 for normal retirement based on the year you were born.
The good news is that anybody born after 1960 has to work until they are 67.
*Boggs crawls back into his sickbed, feeling just a bit better*.
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</font>Originally posted by rune:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rune:
Boggs, you chad hanging Floridiot...
Of course there are toddlers here. Dalem the "ted kennedy of the cesspool" still plays with model tanks, while Elvis is still wanking. As also mentioned, Gaylord was a member of the pool albeit for a brief time. So Ipso your own facto there, as I am older then you, but not as old as Boo, heck even the dinosaurs aren't that old.
OK, it is work time.
Dalem, Boo, Boggs, and Lars and papa, if you have a PC and some time, drop me an email and let me know it is you. runen@comcast.net
Rune
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You crackpot scenario desecrator. There are no toddlers in this Thread. Therefore your idjit question would have to fall back on who is the youngest poster. ipso facto. corpus delecti. non sequitor. and of course bill me later.Originally posted by rune:Boggs, you incredibile Floridiot. There is no way I would call ANY of the ladies of the Pool a toddler. While you may have a fetish of women in diapers, the rest of us do not. Well, not really sure on Lars, but the rest of us no.
Rune
I shall in the future refrain from trying to find some spark of cohesive thought in your posts when, as you have clearly pointed out, there is none.
So with that in mind I would nominate YOU!!!.
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You bunch of brainless oafs. (Sorry Boo, have you trademarked oaf yet?)
Clearly the youngest of the Pool would have to be The Ladies of the Pool.
I mean that was too easy, unlike trying to figure out a rune scenario.
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As I have been led to believe that Seanachai doesn't smoke, I was wondering exactly what kind of "butt" he would be picking out of the gutter (other than his own of course)?Originally posted by Lars:Seanachai is more the picking a butt out of the gutter vagrant Gnome type.
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The question is invalid.Originally posted by dalem:Cesspool Contestant #2:
If you were a Boxer Rebellion Tigerman warrior, when you leap underneath Seanachai's charging horse to slash its underbelly with your long metal claws, would you stay with Seanachai's broken body after his de-horsing or would you move on to Joe Shaw's horse?
Seanachai's charging horse?
More like prancing pony.
Try again.
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Hey Holy Mouthpiece who sees and smells all. You must have missed the turn I have sent to you TWICE now. :mad: :mad:Originally posted by Soddball:I've got about ninety minutes for some TCP/IP with a waffler. Any takers? 1250pts, Axis attack, July 1942 (N Africa), I'm Axis.
I realise that ninety minutes is not nearly enough time for you to plot a move for PBEM, but the next time you have an afternoon off, give it a shot. :mad: :mad:
Maggot!! :mad: :mad:
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Hey Holy Mouthpiece who sees and smells all. You must have missed the turn I have sent to you TWICE now. :mad: :mad:Originally posted by Soddball:I've got about ninety minutes for some TCP/IP with a waffler. Any takers? 1250pts, Axis attack, July 1942 (N Africa), I'm Axis.
I realise that ninety minutes is not nearly enough time for you to plot a move for PBEM, but the next time you have an afternoon off, give it a shot. :mad: :mad:
Maggot!! :mad: :mad:
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Let's see, New England won the Super Bowl last year. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers won it the year before. Did the Cowboys win the one before that? Before that? Before that? Before that?Originally posted by Joe Shaw:[sMUG] Five Time World Champion Dallas Cowboys ... nothing any of you can say is going to change that. [/sMUG]
As to today, a mere speedbump, the Vikes aren't even in our Division.
Joe
Oh yeah, that's right. Dallas hasn't won anything since color TV was invented. No wonder Joe likes the Cowboys.
Much like himself, their glory days are well in the past.
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I would suggest that this would be an excellent day for all Joes to take a quiet hike into the hinterland and forget football. And, (in an act that all of us would be forever grateful) forget your way back.
Did I mention that Joe Gibbs may be older than Joe Shaw?
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Snarker
Is this QwErTyUiOp guy totally clueless, or just clueless totally?
Not only does he have a severe keyboard usage issue, his reading and comprehension skills must now be called into question.
Now then Mr ZxCvBnMaSdFg, try one more time to read the very link you quoted.
Good... No take your time... Okay?
Now, did you happen to notice the little :mad: angry faces :mad: that are part and parcel to all Master Goodale (the Maggot's) posts?
Are the pictures too scary? Are you gonna have bad dreams? Is Mommy gonna have to rock you to sleep tonight?
PaThEtIc :mad:
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Snarker
Is this QwErTyUiOp guy totally clueless, or just clueless totally?
Not only does he have a severe keyboard usage issue, his reading and comprehension skills must now be called into question.
Now then Mr ZxCvBnMaSdFg, try one more time to read the very link you quoted.
Good... No take your time... Okay?
Now, did you happen to notice the little :mad: angry faces :mad: that are part and parcel to all Master Goodale (the Maggot's) posts?
Are the pictures too scary? Are you gonna have bad dreams? Is Mommy gonna have to rock you to sleep tonight?
PaThEtIc :mad:
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Please note that Master Goodale (the Maggot) uses BOLD lettering in his garagaraga's. :mad:Originally posted by Snarker:You caught me. You got the Tater.
Given SdFgHjKkLzCbY's obvious difficulty with certain keyboard functions,
I think that, while his historical research was clearly on the up and up, the application of said research was lacking in accurate data transmission.So hold yer tater. :mad:
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Please note that Master Goodale (the Maggot) uses BOLD lettering in his garagaraga's. :mad:Originally posted by Snarker:You caught me. You got the Tater.
Given SdFgHjKkLzCbY's obvious difficulty with certain keyboard functions,
I think that, while his historical research was clearly on the up and up, the application of said research was lacking in accurate data transmission.So hold yer tater. :mad:
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Oh look! :eek:
It's Boo! Let me check...
Okay you're on the Dave H approved list.
:mad: By the way, who is the spazatoid who can't hold down the shift key without stuttering?
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Oh look! :eek:
It's Boo! Let me check...
Okay you're on the Dave H approved list.
:mad: By the way, who is the spazatoid who can't hold down the shift key without stuttering?
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:mad: :mad:Originally posted by Dave H:Can we make that the extremely rare <font size=1>penguin</font size=1>? :mad: :mad:
Well, except for Mace and Kitty, anyway. YK2 is welcome anytime, too. I suppose we can tolerate Boo once in a while. I think that's about it. :mad:
And me with a yard full of firewood. BTW Dave, how do you like your stake cooked? :mad:
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:mad: :mad:Originally posted by Dave H:Can we make that the extremely rare <font size=1>penguin</font size=1>? :mad: :mad:
Well, except for Mace and Kitty, anyway. YK2 is welcome anytime, too. I suppose we can tolerate Boo once in a while. I think that's about it. :mad:
And me with a yard full of firewood. BTW Dave, how do you like your stake cooked? :mad:
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What? You got some in the first place? </font>Originally posted by Lars:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs:
Anyway, I will expect no more sympathy from you lot.
:mad: 
CMX2, The Peng challenges The Justicar, Round II
in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps
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