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    The peng challenge: escape from Stalingrad?

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

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    Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    Mace you are a complete and utter imbecile ... oh sorry, didn't mean to start my post in the same manner as your office greets you every day. The RULES are an established and hallowed part of the CessPool and I shall continue to berate those who do not FOLLOW THE TRADITIONS of the MBT. In your case it's doubly easy since you're such an idiot.

    As to this Barbarella ... thing! Are we to grant the special and coveted status of Lady of the Pool to anything that wanders in claiming that privilege? Berli says "Yes, give them the benefit of the doubt." And what then if the poster turns out, as Mace turned out, to be a pillock of the first water? If a poster can't make it on their own merits then all they have to do is dress in something frilly, call themselves LULU and ... VOILA (or perhaps Viola, though I don't care for the string section as a rule) they are automatically granted the status equal to that of Squire. No testing, no quests, no judgement by their peers, is this to be allowed?

    And what of those who labored so long and hard to master the intriacies of the MBT? Is not their effort cheapened by this laissez faire approach to membership in this, the most coveted of communities? I SAY IT IS.

    Some would say "They can be anything they like in the CessPool, it's not up to us to judge them." Aye, true enough in it's way, but NOT when it's done at the expense of the BASE purpose of the CessPool and that is the TAUNT, the gibe, the posturing. No the Ladies of the CessPool are granted a special status that is protected and preserved, as it should be. But now anyone can join and be granted automatic privileges and be allowed to forego all rites of passage.

    It's all Treeburst155s fault of course ... and with luck I'll be able to deflect attention from his likely win in our game to this issue ... it's a plan.

    Joe

    I see you didn't take my advice about those "Happy Pills".

    *shakes head*

    There's no need to get your Calvins in a twist Joe, i have no wish to be a Lady of the Pool, the very thought of being typecast as such fills me with about as much excitement as becoming wife #7 to you, or would that be 8?

    As for dressing in frills, *reels back in horror*

    I knew someone had been rooting through my underwear drawer, am i to assume you've been skipping your bedtime milk and bromide?

    Get a grip man, it's not too late to reach out and ask for help. Come on, you know you want to, just say these four little words "I need a hug" i won't reject you, promise i won't.

    Just give me back my frillies and all will be forgiven.

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    Are you people HAPPY now??

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

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    Originally posted by Panzer Leader:

    All you "Split it into a BB and a BO board" people, are you happy? Oh look, three days of posts on just this first page, how HANDY!

    I guess we get to see the CMBO page sink into oblivion, while the CMBB page has lots of bright and shining discussions ahead. Too bad really.

    I always thought there should be one board for both games - precisely for this reason. But OH NO, everyone wanted to keep them separate! Heh, look what happened, what a surprise. Good bye, West Front! Hellloooooooo Russia!

    Oh, and why am I putting this up on this board, you ask? Why, so it will stay on the first page for more than five minutes, duh.

    Feeling better now PL?

    [ September 03, 2002, 06:07 PM: Message edited by: BARBELLA ]

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    The peng challenge: escape from Stalingrad?

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    You SEE Mace ... you see what happens when you DON'T post the rules as you should!

    For all the flock (sit dow ... no, on second thought Mace have at them) of SSNs who seem to be gathering at our door ... just go away. After trying to trudge through your posts I find you lot unworthy of even a sod off.

    May I strongly suggest to the CessPool as a whole that no one offer to play any of these clowns until/unless they show some spark of wit.

    As to the rest of you, I find your lack of attention to my offer of a double blind CMBB game disappointing to say the least.

    Finally, in my role as official skeptic of the MBT I'd like to suggest that the supposed London SSN ... can't be bothered to look up the name and SURE as hell don't remember it ... is fishy in the extreme. How many SSNs do you know who just signed up and yet know of Lorak's site? I note also the lack of capitalization on the personal pronoun. Now while I, as a rule, don't berate posters for the usual spelling errors, that one is a bit unusual and I only recall ONE who use to do that all the time. Let the witch hunting (and subsequent burning) begin.

    Joe

    Talk about the pot calling the kettle?

    I don't see you coming forth with any so called wit, surely as the supposed justicar of the pool you should be showing us SSNs the way? Yeah yeah i hear ya, (right out the back door with her)

    And just to put your poor old confused mind at ease, Loraks site was provided to me via a link sent by one of your flock through MSN, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

    I shall go watch the paint dry on my nails, it's certainly much more interesting in anything i have read in here tonight.

    Pftttttttttttttttttt such a bore.

    Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

    Men, who needs them?

    Hello Persephone!!!!! bolded because she's the only one who deserves it.

    [ September 03, 2002, 03:35 PM: Message edited by: BARBELLA ]

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    The peng challenge: escape from Stalingrad?

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    quote:By Doubting Thomas.

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    ~Thursday 3 August~

    123 lbs., thigh circumference 18 inches(honestly what is the bloody point), alcohol units, 0, cigatettes 25 (excellent, considering), negative thoughts: approx. 445 per hour, positive thoughts 0.

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Aww come on, I may be dumb, but i ain't that dumb.

    Bridget Jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm sure everyone got that one.

    [ September 02, 2002, 08:16 PM: Message edited by: BARBELLA ]

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    The peng challenge: escape from Stalingrad?

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by OGSF:

    Ye stankin' lecherous currs'. Didnye knoo hoo tae greet a wee lassie ain tha Pool yet? Ah thought wae waint through thas crrrap wi' Roxy (bolded, kiss mah spotty arrse)? Pillocks.

    Any Kanniget tha's rude tae a lassie ain tha Pool can plah "human feckin wave" agin mah MG-34 laddie.

    Cretins.

    An' Ah didnae care af'n at's noo a lassie, ye didnae knoo tha' yet!

    Thanks for the welcome Sir, it made me feel all warm inside just reading your post, although i must admit, i did have to read it quite a few times before i got the jist.

    Panzer Leader: I was about to suggest that i should post a pic to prove i am female, but that proves nothing really.

    On the other hand,I'm sure there are many questions that only a woman could answer, feel free to question me all you want.

    Look on me as a kinda agony aunt, who knows you may find out a few things that will give you back that tingly feeling you lost.

    [ September 02, 2002, 07:34 PM: Message edited by: BARBELLA ]

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    The peng challenge: escape from Stalingrad?

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

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    I am NOT Hiram .

    I am NOT Fionn

    I am NOT Emma

    I am NOT Roxy

    Seems I am not the only one with grammer problems.

    *makes a mental note*

    Remember to check for commas.

    Not that i will of course.

    Thanks to Treeburst for the vote of confidence as to my sex.

    When i grow up, i hope to be as clever as you.

    Damn commas, who invented those anyway?

    [ September 02, 2002, 06:53 PM: Message edited by: BARBELLA ]

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    The peng challenge: escape from Stalingrad?

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Treeburst155:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Barbella the Blond Bombshell said:....i'd be someone with much more testosterone runing through my viens.

    Anyone here fit that bill?

    Uh, that would have to be me. Hiram would disagree; but I'm your stud, I am. BTW, you misspelled 'veins' and 'running'. Two misspellings in one sentence suggests to me you need to go back to your AOL chat room. If you don't, we'll have to shoot you.

    Squire Treeburst155 out.</font>

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    The peng challenge: escape from Stalingrad?

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Treeburst155:

    Squire Treeburst: Barbella, you git. You'll get no "stimulating conversation" here, just a two by four up the side of the head. Now Sod Off!!

    Squiress Roxanne: Well, I think it's disgusting when people come in here posing as Ladies. You can't fool me, Barbella. You're just a MEANY in disguise. You're probably Sherriff Joe.

    Another Pillock, and a fake one at that, still you smell a lot nicer than some that's probably the female element in you. I've read all about your escapades as Roxy and how you want so much to be female, frankly i wouldn't have been fooled. It takes a woman to know a woman and i hate to be the bearer of bad news but i am indeed a woman so it seems I can fool you.

    BTW if i was male then i wouldn't be sheriff Joe i'd be someone with much more testosterone runing through my viens.

    Anyone here fit that bill?

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    The peng challenge: escape from Stalingrad?

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by athkatla:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by BARBELLA:

    Huh, takes a Newbie to stop the MBT from ending up on page two.

    Say what you like about those Aussies but at least they posted.

    Seems like the rest of you are lazy gits though.

    And to think when i arrived here it was from a link that promised "not just the run of the mill thread but enjoy's some stimulating conversation".

    Yeah right.

    Was alright till you poked your snotty nose in here, so you can now SOD OFF!!</font>
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    Bugger The Demo, Sod Pre-Ordering, Read In Order To Let Seanachai Know You Hate Him

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by BARBELLA:

    My thoughts exactly, so I'm not the only one to be smitten by the Bard !!

    I don't suppose you have any more pics of him Persephone ?

    Hmm maybe another search is in order :D

    We had our private moments. It was a wild fling of unbridled yearning that was fanned into a mad, lusty rush around the paddock.

    Of course it was all doomed from the start. He gripped me knee too tightly, I didn't *honk* properly.

    </font>

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    The peng challenge: escape from Stalingrad?

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by WereRabbit:

    Here i am, thx for the tip Barbarella smile.gif

    Welcome WereRabbit, now don't you let this lot chase you away, I will be here to make you feel warm and welcome, maybe not all the time but as often as I possibly can, at the moment i need to go get some much needed exercise before my legs forget what they were made for.

    While i'm away i suggest you do a little search on this Peng challenge thread it will give you some idea what it's all about.

    If we are lucky the host a guy called Seanachai may honour us with his presence then you will see a master at work.

    Have fun WereRabbit and i look forward to reading more of your posts.

    Ciao for now :D

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    Hi all

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Welcome WereRabbit i am also new to this forum and so far find it pretty addictive, i suggest you pop in on the Peng thread as i could do with some help in the newbie stakes.

    Don't worry they are not as hostile as some of the outerboarders would have you think and it would be nice to hear your Italian voice above the blabbering of all those Aussies.

    :D

    P.S. your English is to be commended.

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    The peng challenge: escape from Stalingrad?

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Mace:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by BARBELLA:

    Which reminds me, apologies to him for that little smiley up there but i did stumble across a few of his old posts to know that Peng didn't always hate them.

    *picks up Barbella by the scruff of the neck, stares and ponders*

    Hmmmm.

    Ummmmmm..

    Aaahhh...

    Hey, you wouldn't be some shiela would you?

    Mace</font>

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    The peng challenge: escape from Stalingrad?

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by MrPeng:

    Hmm

    Played the AI in the tout-oral and got a schtinking tactical victoria oot of er. Seemed like pretty much the old CMBO to me. Ho-Hum.

    Sure the graphics are pretty and sure the new sounds are pretty cool and yes yes yes it is fun fun fun to play. So what? So was CMBO.

    Who's doing the translations? eh? need to know what the ladskys are saying as dey blow up dem germs.

    Peng

    - basically just babbling to keep the thread offa page two.

    Ahhhhh so this is he!

    I spent most of my Sunday reading through the archives mainly to find out out a little about the MBT i noticed Peng himself doesn't post much these days which is a shame really because he never used to babble.

    Maybe he's getting old and miserable (comes to us all)and is finding it difficult to post like he used to.

    Still you do still seem so have that other guy what's his name? Seanachai or somefink, yep, that's it, now this guy sure knows how to talk, ooops I believe that should have been Seanachai the little Gnome the Bard now his posts are anything but babble, Ok I admit some of them do go on a bit, but he's one to watch, yeah I shall look forward to coming in here and reading what you lot have to say and feel free to taunt me as much as you feel neccesary, tell me to SOD OFF till you are blue in the face :eek: I won't be going anywhere, at least not until I find out a little more about this Bard guy, i am smitten by his words and i just love Gnomes especially ones with little red pointy hats and shoes.

    So Poolers, do as you wish but i will be here to babble on an on till you beg for mercy, just a pity Mr Peng seems to be all out of steam though.

    Which reminds me, apologies to him for that little smiley up there but i did stumble across a few of his old posts to know that Peng didn't always hate them.

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