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    Riding the Range with Peng, Challenged by the Whispering Wind

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

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    He stands 3 ft tall on a bottle of beer

    His name is Joe

    With a cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there

    His name is Joe

    It's out of Utah he rides, his eyes hold tears

    Outside the Shire lie all his fears

    His name is Joe

    With a here here here and a here here there

    His name is Joe

    Makes mountains out of mole hills

    Three of his wives have beards

    Makin lots o' lovin

    In the rolls he disapears

    His name is Joe

    Sloppy Joe!

    His name is Joe

    Sloppy Joe

    His name is Joe

    Utah holds

    Sloppy Joe

    His name is Joe

    Sloppy Joe!

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    Riding the Range with Peng, Challenged by the Whispering Wind

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

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    Originally posted by YK2:

    Tonight I dedicate this song to Gaylord .. Why???

    Because he's a persistant bugger that's why..

    I know I said that I was leaving,

    But I just couldn't say good-bye.

    It was only self-deceiving

    To walk away from something that

    Means everything in life to me.

    I've learned from every lonely day

    I've learned and I've come back to stay.

    Let me try again; let me try again.

    Think of all we had before,

    Let me try once more.

    We can have it all, you and I again.

    Just forgive me or I'll die.

    Please let me try again.

    I was such a fool to doubt you,

    To try to go it all alone.

    There's no sense to life without you.

    Now all I do is just exist

    And think about the chance I've missed.

    To beg is not an easy task,

    But pride is such a foolish mask.

    Let me try again; let me try again.

    Think of all we had before,

    Let me try once more.

    We can have it all, you and I again.

    Just forgive me or I'll die.

    Please let me try again.

    Yk2 , you agree with me that women should not have the right to vote or speak when not spoken to right?

    Boy you sure are perrty....after yer done scrubbin them there floor wit the tooth brush would ya mind make me some pancakes, with maximum women's sufferage? I gotta go take a booze nap out in the bathtub in the front yard.

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    Riding the Range with Peng, Challenged by the Whispering Wind

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

    Posted

    Joe, just because you really want to beleive that i hold women in contempt does not make it a reality, though i must say you are very funny when you're serious!

    Joe watch this,.......i can name every planet in the universe!!!

    Based upon my ultra serious post this makes it so in your mind huh? This could be fun, but all to easy so i won't bother.

    Joe, does this mean you don't love me anymore? Say it ain't so Joe!

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    Riding the Range with Peng, Challenged by the Whispering Wind

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

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    Joe Utahd, do you sincerly beleive that i hold women in contempt? Did you happen to miss my old sig that i borrowed from Austin Powers???

    The problem Joe is not mine but yours, you just don't know when i'm kidding or when i'm serious. You're from Utah so this is to be expected.

    Let me spell it out for you in italics here, i did not have sexual relations with that...er wait, what was i saying? Oh yes, i take people as their own indivudual selves, i don't buy into the broad sweeping generalisations about broads or any other human labeled "group".

    You are right that i don't care if you like my posts Joe, does that mean the honeymoon is off?

    I think most of Dorosh's posts are pointless to say the least, does this mean he should stop posting cause his royal majesty (me) is un entertained by them? The answer Joe, is no. Now get that Q-tip out of your nose and chuckwagon your way over to Colorado in hopes of finding a 13th wife to add to your harem of byatches mormon pimp playa supreme.

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    Riding the Range with Peng, Challenged by the Whispering Wind

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

    Posted

    Originally posted by Seanachai:

    Sorry to break the ban, Justicar, but a serious issue involving mental health and medication seemed important.

    So many people think that just because they're 'feeling better', that the medication isn't 'important' anymore.

    It's just not so, lad.

    Is that so Mr. 2d rendition?

    Well let me tell you this you 3 d n00b....short burst of harp music

    Muck fills the bottom of the dark dank pool as rodents scurry about unseen in the thick black crevises of the grey slippery walls. A toad can be heard belching from a far off place as the crickets sing their transcendant song. Upon a hollowed out rotted log i rest one foot. Here it lookls an eternal foggy dusk with a shimmering beam reaching through the mist resting it's warm light upon my weary shoulders. As the day grows late, for some it is at it's start. Is the long and winding road nothing more than an infinitly large sheet of graph paper with circles instead of squares? What are those crickets saying anyway? No one knows the lyrics but we all know the song.

    Seanachai, i can assure you that i do not need pills of any kind, but what i do need is a turn from Lars. Nevermind that i took days to send one to him.....

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    Riding the Range with Peng, Challenged by the Whispering Wind

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

    Posted

    Originally posted by Herr Oberst:

    Take your l33t arse to some CounterStrike forum and rave about how good you are because you run a gamey targeting hack to boost your kills!

    Yo, yoU Ju$t MaD cuz you got$ n0 game% in c0uNtEr StRiKe n00b! I frag mad n00bs like panKaks! @#(owusj! #*(JWIOW(@!!!! Ya!! F*( n00b lamerz F9890ers!!! Co*ubnter St*23ri2ke or busT!!! So T%ake TH@t and Sm0ke youz f00lz A$$ n00bs!
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    Russian war economy & attrition vulnerabilities

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

    Posted

    On the Ju-88 i'm glad to see not everyone shrugged it off as a light weight barely significant bomber. What i would like to make note of is that it also performed well in the anti-shipping role as well, which is key if you ask me considering the Royal Navy was the best in the world at the time.

    That is all i have to add for now as many made some fine posts here. It's a shame i didn't find this thread earlier, but better late then never!

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