Patchy
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The battle of the versificators has begun!
I am expecting a lot of persiflagious versifications.
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My advice is to open the envelope, hold it up to your nose, and inhale deeply. Knowing Boo as I do, it will no doubt be anthrax spores.Originally posted by Michael Emrys:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
There'll be a little something extra in your pay envelope this week.
Michael </font>
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I think the Gnome has finally met his match for long-windedness.
Is this an alter-ego of the Gnome?
Believers in Great Fred world-wide want to know the answer to that question.
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Is it a bird?
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It's just Mace riding with a sheep again!
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No Boo! You have that all wrong! One hand might be clutching the can of condensed chicken noodle soup, but the other hand is clutching the handle of the silverware drawer, which Joe has pulled out completely and the silverware is scattered about on the kitchen floor! And don't forget the blank expression on Joe's face!!! It's priceless!Originally posted by Boo Radley:I can see you sitting splayed (ewwww...) out on the kitchen floor, an unopened can of Campbell's Condensed Chicken Noodle Soup cluched in one hand while the other hand ineffectively stabs at it with a bent church key.
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Gnomey....This is very strange.....The guy at my work that looks like a gnome (but is much taller) was in the lunch room reading a Terry Pratchett book! That was kind of eery! Do all Gnomes read Terry Pratchett?
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Given the limited cerebral capacity most of these CessPool speci<big>men</big>s possess, I can hardly blame our good Lady for coming to such a conclusion. But surely She would not stoop so low as to assume that <big>all</big> of us are possessed of the same sloped forehead and protruding jaw that say, Lars, or Boo, or Joe, or Emry's, or dalem, or Mace, or or or... well ok pretty much everyone other than me... tend to exhibit.Originally posted by Papa Khann:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:
As usual, for those of lower intellectual ability (read: "males"), subtle humor goes right over your heads.
Surely?
Papa </font>
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Tim The Annoying...Go find yourself a double barrel shotgun fetish forum and post to others like yourself.Originally posted by Tim The Enchanter:Mr.Emrys, if you would be so kind as to cease parading yourself around here as a steryotype, or perhaps if you would simply give oral sex to a loaded double barrel shotgun, the forum would surely appreciate it.
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So will we.Originally posted by Lars:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
Off to ManyAppleLess today and a {shudder} meeting with the ManySoda group. The Mall of America ... lovely, simply lovely, I'll try to take some photos.
What do you guys think? SpongeBob SquarePants the Ride?
I think this is much better than Camp Snoopy!
Hehehehe... </font>
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*snigger*.....Joe.....*snigger* *snigger*......I really can't picture you being the lead singer and playing a guitar in a rock band!!!! *snigger*Originally posted by Joe Shaw:I played in a band, a ROCK band if you please AND a rock band that was playing in the CLASSIC SIXTIES! That's right, the GOLDEN ERA of Rock N Roll and your Justicar was the Lead Singer and Lead Guitar player for the Thirteenth Hour ... formerly known as the Invaders ... formerly known as the Chaparrals. AND a girl once said I really sang good ... she was drunk at the time but I remember it like it was yesterday.
YES Boo I was singing Rock n Roll along with Janis Joplin, Papa John Phillips, Jimi Hendrix and Roger Miller ... okay maybe not Roger Miller. REAL Rock n Roll Boo ... and a little 1910 Fruitgum Company for the chicks.
AND OUR drummer could drop his front tooth on it's retainer ... it made a hell of an impression let me tell you.
Joe
Did you have hair.....erm.....I mean long hair back then?
And just think of the impression you could make now on the women when you drop out your dentures!!!!
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*snigger*.....Joe.....*snigger* *snigger*......I really can't picture you being the lead singer and playing a guitar in a rock band!!!! *snigger*Originally posted by Joe Shaw:I played in a band, a ROCK band if you please AND a rock band that was playing in the CLASSIC SIXTIES! That's right, the GOLDEN ERA of Rock N Roll and your Justicar was the Lead Singer and Lead Guitar player for the Thirteenth Hour ... formerly known as the Invaders ... formerly known as the Chaparrals. AND a girl once said I really sang good ... she was drunk at the time but I remember it like it was yesterday.
YES Boo I was singing Rock n Roll along with Janis Joplin, Papa John Phillips, Jimi Hendrix and Roger Miller ... okay maybe not Roger Miller. REAL Rock n Roll Boo ... and a little 1910 Fruitgum Company for the chicks.
AND OUR drummer could drop his front tooth on it's retainer ... it made a hell of an impression let me tell you.
Joe
Did you have hair.....erm.....I mean long hair back then?
And just think of the impression you could make now on the women when you drop out your dentures!!!!
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I just looked up synonyms for Boo......boner, boo-boo, bungle, error, faux pas, fluff, gaffe, impropriety, indecorum, lapse, mistake, slip, solecism, trip.......
yep! That sounds like Boo!
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I just looked up synonyms for Boo......boner, boo-boo, bungle, error, faux pas, fluff, gaffe, impropriety, indecorum, lapse, mistake, slip, solecism, trip.......
yep! That sounds like Boo!
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Assquire, do Tasmanian devils really look like tornados?
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Assquire, do Tasmanian devils really look like tornados?
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Wow Joe! You are only 55!!! Erm.....by the looks of you...erm....I thought for sure you weren't a day under 75!....Maybe it was because of the walker and the pack of depends you carried around with you....But how were you to know the Gnome already had a well stocked supply of depends? And of course there was the silverware drawer incident.....Classic!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE!!!!
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Mace, you saw a photo of Speedy's nibs?
Um.....What are nibs? :eek:
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Lars, you don't have blond hair and blue eyes!
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Are koalas drop bears? Koalas are so cute! Don't tell me they are ferocious.
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I had fried chicken, fresh garden grown green beans and freshy mashed potatoes for dinner last night!
and a slice of store bought cherry pie for dessert.
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BLESS YOU JOE!
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The red pointy Gnome hat?
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R_Leete the Donkey appears to have his tail caught between his buttocks again....could you please pull it out!
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How does Grue pick up the newspaper if his hands are tied?Originally posted by Mace:Grue's hands are tied.
*picks up newspaper, and goes back to studying stock movements*
It Don't Mean a Thing if it Ain't Got That Peng -- Challenge, that is . . .
in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps
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I want real versification!!!!!!!
I'm actually up early to go to work. Trying to get my required 8 hours of overtime in for the week.