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    Peng just challenged my newborn son andwill still lose

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedbump:

    That's it people!! Let's give til it hurts! Keep your sight on the goal, a panties-less Pool!

    Speedbump<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Overcome with bliss, I almost drove off the road today thinking about my previous post.

    For I began imagining a Pool without panties!

    Just think of it laying out beside the pool, without panties!

    Drinking at the bar, without panties!

    Dancing the night away, without panties!

    Brings a tear to my eye. Now everyone, pony up, just remember a world without panties!

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    Peng just challenged my newborn son andwill still lose

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dalem:

    Ahh, Senor The Lorak let it be carven that Mister Speedyhump and I just completed a small TCP/IP game in which I inflicted a topplement of obscene proportions. Although the AI saw fit to gift me with the perfect mix of forces and perfect terrain in which to use them, and said AI cursed my unworthy and unwashed opponent with a toilet plunger and a burnt-out kitchen match with which to defend his village, stiil and all, I revel in this rare victory.

    Sing from the sewer grates (do we have those)

    dalem: Win

    Speedyhump: Loss

    Kinda rolls off the tongue, don't it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Ah, 'tis sad, but true, Sir Lorak...I can only assume that the Pilot of the fighter-bomber the AI probably bought for me was too busy showing the British Ladies his etchings, to come to my aid.

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    Peng just challenged my newborn son andwill still lose

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panzer Leader:

    Speedbump challenged me yesterday, but it was so weak, so lame, it sounded like his mouth was full of mountain oysters at the time, so I am letting that mini-rant slip into the past unheeded.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You can't honestly be that stupid. You are a witless buffoon. That challenge was directed at your Patron, Pawbroon! I forward the following as evidence:

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> This leads me to the following thought. Pawbroon I hate you for allowing Panties to hang around here. I hate you for your indecipherable posts. I hate you for your "Shagadelic" mods. I hate you, as I hate Mace, for your online infatuations with other members of the Pool. I hate you because you are French<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Panties, do you post indecipherable posts? (No, just boring) Did you post an Austin Powers mod of a Wasp? Do you have an infatuation with one of our female members? (Well, you did ask to see one naked - crass). Are you French?

    Finally: Are you Pawbroon??? No, now go away, play in traffic.

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    Peng just challenged my newborn son andwill still lose

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panzer Leader:

    Wow, what a loser. This guy, how did he ever get in here. He has no perception about what even the lowest snail of a scum sucking newbie knows about the Mutha Beautiful.

    Who sponsored him?? I want to challenge THAT half-wit for such a stark dereliction of duty.

    Oh man, someone get this guy outta here, he is embarrassing me. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Oh this is rich! These are almost word for word the same thoughts I have had when reading your offal {MrSpkr, no sic here please}.

    This leads me to the following thought. Pawbroon I hate you for allowing Panties to hang around here. I hate you for your indecipherable posts. I hate you for your "Shagadelic" mods. I hate you, as I hate Mace, for your online infatuations with other members of the Pool. I hate you because you are French.

    As such, I challenge you. You should be punished for all of the above and more. I expect terms or a setup soonest.

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    Peng just challenged my newborn son andwill still lose

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    Hey MrSpock, I am glad to see we finally agree on something, actually several:

    a- Panties should be knocked down any available set of stairs.

    8 and that Scottish fella should spend his time confusing the outerboarders.

    Now two questions, who the heck do you think you are asking to be a Knight already?!?!? If it wasn't for you, me and that Panties fella, there wouldn't be anyone to muck out the stalls. Find a replacement first, cause I am not picking up your slack.

    Did your wife call me crazy?!? But she doesn't even know me! I'm hurt. I am only slightly unbalanced.

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    Peng just challenged my newborn son andwill still lose

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panzer Leader:

    Panzer Leader Though perhaps not the most ferocious or victory-minded, he would at least be able to make a complete mockery and shamble of the event.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    How should I start?...AH! I know!

    NO, NO, NO!!

    Panties is:

    1) a Squire {I hate you Pawbroon}

    b- the newest Pool member {I hate you Pawbroon}

    4@= mindnumbingly puerile {I hate you Pawbroon}

    and most important, if he were given this responsibility, he would feel the need to tell us all about it, all the time, in excruciating detail.

    Give it to that freakin' Scot. Understanding his posts should be considered a basic requirement for entry into the pool. It might scare off some of the SSN's!

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    Peng just challenged my newborn son andwill still lose

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dalem:

    Speedyhump: Rematch to avenge my honor just begun. I plan to nail his spleen to a plank and beat the homeless with it. I'd just like to point out that Speedyhump won our last game by only the narrowest margin, and that if I hadn't been beaten, then I surely would have won.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I would like to point out, oh dimwitted one, that at the end of our recently completed soiree, the sole offensive power remaining to you was a single 4 man rifle team. At the end of the game you were left with the now-to-be-expected gamey tactic of rushing a company hq at the victory flag, in a vain attempt at redemption. Gamey bastiche.

    Our new match appears to be an interesting one. With the computer generating a completely random setup, I am left to defend a small village with what appears to be a regiment's worth of barbed wire and a mobile bakery. I shall enjoy the buttered rolls while you flounder through my obstacles!

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    Peng just challenged my newborn son andwill still lose

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    What runs through the mind of an idjit {Jshandorf}:

    Mister Trouble never hangs around

    When he hears this Mighty sound.

    "Here I come to save the day"

    That means that Mighty Mouse is on his way.

    Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right

    Mighty Mouse will join the fight.

    On the sea or on the land,

    He gets the situation well in hand.

    or maybe:

    Up and at'em it's Atom Ant.

    He's strength, he's might,

    He's speed, he's fight.

    He's Atom Ant, that tiny ant, and his atomic power.

    Has what it takes and always makes

    The vilest villian cower.

    He's rough, he's tough,

    And bad guys yell enough.

    When he is up and at'em.

    Atom Ant.

    AAcckKKK!

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    Peng just challenged my newborn son andwill still lose

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    While I officially have 4 pool games going currently, I find myself not-dying-a-lot. It seems that armornut is allowed to use the computer one day a week. The rest of his time his dominating life-mate controls it. Mace, on the other hand, offers no excuses. But I suspect it has something to do with his animal husbandry {yes Bauhaus, this is exactly what I mean} or the fact that he lives in the outback {not a bad restauraunt, but I am not sure I would want to live there} and only has electricity for a short period of time each day.

    As a result, I find the need to bring down another member of the herd. Moriarty, you chase cars and bark at them, you silly-walking, maggot scarfing, hamster jumping, unhinged accident of an ophthalmologist wannabe. I call you out! I am not sure why, as you must have the IQ of a protazoan {No pansie, this is not a South American tribe} if your writings offer any clue. Send me terms or a setup. Something with style, wit or failing that brevity!

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    I stood in line all night for CM2, and all I got was this lousy Peng Challenge TShirt

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr:

    Bloody Canadian bastiches - who do they think they are, anyway?

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well clearly they do not recognize the truth. Canada is simply the 51st state (possibly with the exception of Quebec, because I am not sure we want it)!

    The "Canadians" may rail at the universe with their domestic content laws, they may pretend to have better beer, their police may wear funny hats, but they are, at the core, American!

    They speak the language better than some Americans who reside in the South of our great land (read Texas, Alabama etc.), they like our TV better than their own, and finally their "National Sport", hockey, is now more American than this fictional "Canadian"!

    Game News:

    dalem, you suck you miserable example of a mouth breather. You appear to be on the edge of regaining a draw! Had my infantry not wasted so much of their ammo on your MG's (the map edge hugging gamey cowards), I would be able to clear out the last of your defenders. Instead, all I have is a single Sherman with AT ammo and a TC on a pogo stick. If Lorak were still here, I would with shame ask if there is an asterisk for losing or tying dalem!

    MrSpkr continues to chase my hapless, bailed-out, crews with his Tigers. In the meantime, I appear to control all of the Victory Locations.

    armornut...hello?!? MIA bastiche...

    Mace, you are the love-child of a syphilitic ram and a blind 'roo. Does it always take 4 days per turn? I can't wait that long to broil up your Brit armor...

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    I stood in line all night for CM2, and all I got was this lousy Peng Challenge TShirt

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Martyr:

    And there's the meat of it

    Panzer Leader! I lay upon you the Fickle Finger of Fate, a challenge to back up your clammy words (so easily spoken, so painfully up-backed!) with cold steel and hot tungsten! Plus, unless I read it wrong, you put your sister on the bargaining table and I'd suuuuuuure like to get some of that. Unless your own sordid, mucky hideousness runs in the family, in which case thanks but no thanks and I'll settle for cash.

    Anyone else?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    OH!!! So close. I thought you had it until that last line. You Git! You cannot expand the challenge from one to all! Must someone beat you with a limp fish for you to understand simple english? (the American kind because that England style English is unintelligible)

    GAHH! Now Sod Off! I am sure that Bauhaus or Mace would be more than willing to show you how!

    Besides Panzy Licker has already proven in the last incarnation of the Mutha Beautiful Thread, that he is afraid of SSN's!

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    I stood in line all night for CM2, and all I got was this lousy Peng Challenge TShirt

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken:

    Was it just a hallucination inspired by the musical ecstasy that is Amnesiac, or did I just hear Panty Liner fantasising about seeing Emma naked, Stuka and Speedbump drooling over Denise "pneumatic bimbo" Richards, and MrSpnkr getting all worked up about Erika "pneumatic bimbo" Eleniak?

    You lot, I gather there are plenty of websites for that sort of business, and this isn't one of them, so zip up and let's resume the noble art of killing people and blowing stuff up.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Someone sounds like he is just a wee bit tired of the Plump Page 3 girls available in the UK!

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    I stood in line all night for CM2, and all I got was this lousy Peng Challenge TShirt

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    I weep from laughing at the biting wit of my predecessor Squire Agua Perdido. I too hate you most of all.

    I weep from the constant annoyance that are the SSN's. Please, challenge someone specific. Somehow they can type, but cannot read, oh the tragedy...

    I weep from Panzy Litter's continued borish posts.

    I weep for Mace's unrequited love.

    I weep because I have 6 more hours of work.

    Now please, everyone together, go die-a-lot.

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    ps Happy Birthday Kitty!

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    I stood in line all night for CM2, and all I got was this lousy Peng Challenge TShirt

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    It's official!! The new incarnation of the Mutha Beautiful Thread has arrived!

    First we have SSN's who can't read the instructions: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Posted by Dead Guy: (Knock, knock) Um, Hello? (Opens door)

    Hello? Is this the...lemme see...Pong Thread residence? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Then we have Pansy Licker making a crude and unfunny comment: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Hey YK2, you know, in a way, you are kinda like my sister, what with Paw and all. I still wouldn't mind seeing you naked though.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    and finally The Vowelly Challenged has stepped in like he runs the place:

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> It is time to repost a few words from our past:

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I think the following should all SOD OFF! :

    i) SSN's

    b- all Squires newer than me

    3* all Squires older than me

    IV: all Kanigets

    Thank you and have a nice day!

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