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Wallybob

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  1. Crappy day. Got up early to take the wife to get her car looked at. Shop didn't open on time (unusual). Almost late for school. She calls later saying the timing belt is kerflooie, and total should be around $600. Nope, it turns out to be around $830. Going to have to dip into the money I had been saving for a new Ural motorcycle. Got home after a workshop that lasted 2 hours to find a jury duty summons in my mail.

    Fergit beer, goin' with bourbon.

    feh.

  2. 1) MT(Ignorant)W, most of Mississippi ain't no swamp. Backwards, yes, but not a swamp.

    2) It keeps Alabama from being #50 in everything.

    3) It is a fairy tale, used to keep little children quiet. "Johnny, you be good, or I'll send you to Mississippi!"

    4) it is where Alabama seems to send most of it's drunk drivers, 'cause that's all I have seen there.

    5) How can you tell when two Mississippians get married? There is tobacco spit down both sides of the pickup truck.

    I think you need a PBEM, JJ (Dyno-Mite) man.

    And I am just the Maggot to send it to ya.

    AAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHH.

  3. MTW, you is just wrong. Fergit your wine stuff, and suck on the nipple of a bottle of good whiskey, you'll feel better. In fact, after a while you'll feel invincible. I'm sorry your Mom (Hope) has gone all old on you, but it must have been bound to happen. I'd have thunk you came from LA (Lower Alabama) for still being that intimate with your Mom. Sick, man, sick. You just ain't right. Next thing ya know, you'll be saying your Uncle-Daddy is askin' about your daughters. What you need is a good ass-whuppin. As the PBEM we have is by all accounts crapulence, I'll send you a new setup.

  4. Feh. All of you are worthless piles of dung-drops. I find you are all worth less than piles of dung, dropped by worthless rodents and slime-creatures. 6 PBEM's and only 1 bothered to send turns back.

    No_one is poo.

    Thermopylae is a Woo-Poo, from Hudson High

    Ace is Smegma.

    Prinz Eugen is Sunk.

    MTW is simply a front for Australian Table Wines with a phrase, and the phrase is "Beware."

    Wasted in the Crick at least sent venom my way. I still despise him, but at least in an honest way.

    I hate you more than I hate my students. They at least have creative excuses like "My Mom died", or "But I had surgery", or somefink else.

    Go and puke into a large bucket, and give it to your wife/husband/pet as a refreshing snack.

    (edited to mention the most deserving of a pile of undeserving hot, moist, ripe crapulence.)

  5. Thanks. There are still one whole bunch of folks much worse off than we. My prayers go out to them. In the Birmingham Metro area, there are about 50,000 people still without power, down from a peak of around 200K. Mobile and Western Alabama took a pretty good hit, let alone Mississippi and Louisiana.

    The peak power hits were:

    Birmingham 226,202

    Mobile 198,221

    Tuscaloosa 148, 920

    Anniston 41,585

    Montgomery 19, 512

    Euafaula 214

    according to Alabama Power.

    My students...well there are still Venemous slathers of TNT, right?

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