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Snarker

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  1. That's because when the forums went kerphlooey a couple of weeks ago, everybody's files got dumped. All you have to do is go back to your profile page and click update. </font>
  2. I'm not in conflict with anything. I don't exist. I searched the member directory for this Star Vagrant guy, and he didn't show up. I seached for me, and neither did I !!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: You don't exist either, Axe.
  3. GRGRGRRRRRRAAAAAAARGHHH!!!! WallyBob just handed me a minor defeat!!! :mad: :mad: It was a tough fight; very angryolize with gobs of TNT furiously chucked across the map. He chucked angrier TNT than me. The maggot. The rest of you - snap out of it!!!! This is a thread. There's no piano, saloon or anything else of the sort in here. Anyone can see there's only crates of disturbed TNT, sheds of angryolized TNT, vats of molten TNT, piles of slithering Krauts and severed limbs. Wild imaginations on you lot, seeing saloons! Sheesh.
  4. This is the angriest thread start I've seen in a long time! Gives me :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: bumps. Lurkur, you maggot!!!! Are you the fella that sent me an email from work asking for a TNT chucking, liquid anger filled PBEM setup? Without a reference to your screen name? Hrrmmm? :mad: Or was it one of you other Waffle-visiting, TNT-chewing grubs? :mad:
  5. ANGRY OUT LOUD!!!! Dave H - armored, gas-squirting maggot. 5 :mad: Axe - armored, non-gas-squirting maggot. 1 :mad: Boo - desert, sidewinding maggot. 3 :mad: , down from 5. Mike - swarming, green fuzzy Kiwi maggot 4 or 5 :mad: , depending on my angryolized casualties. Soddball - non-turn sending maggot. -5 :mad: . You can actually do a different ME. The one I sent was to punish you for asking for that exact scenario in the last waffle. Git. WallyBob - thoroughly determined maggot. 3 :mad: , down from 5. If I forgot any of you - you're maggots also. Take two TNT and blow up in the morning. :mad: :mad:
  6. No, my old man's name is Snarker. I'm not as junior, though. He's Snarker T. and I'm Snarker J.
  7. Eustace? And all these years, I thought C.S. Lewis made up that name... </font>
  8. I measured the snow bank at the front of our house -- seven feet, four inches. :eek: :mad: :eek: :mad: :mad: I'm sure that made a good impression on the neighbours. "Hey Muriel! The bald freak across the road is using a tape measure on that snow bank!" </font>
  9. Turns MAAAAAGGOOOOOTS!!!! Send turns. My driveway is 130' x 10' x 4" deep in ice!!!! I've got all kinds of time and nowhere to go. :mad: :mad:
  10. Let's make the stakes even higher. The loser can only post in the dreaded General Forum for a week. That's something no sane person would want to endure. :eek: :eek: :eek: Why not? Seems like every time I'm the Allied player the Axis has so many Panthers they line up to get shots at my Shermans. You of all people should know that, maggot. By a strange twist of fate, when I'm the German I seem to always get Pz IIIs and Pz IVs with stubby little popguns that won't even dent a Valentine. GRARGHRARRGHRARRGH!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>
  11. You're just stoopid. Install the patch and save the original .exe (or copy it from the CD afterwards), and you have both versions ready for TNT chucking. </font>
  12. 593.5!!! Tied the high. My lowest was the same as Kitty's. Know why I'm smacking pengies? 'Cause Mike and Boo haven't sent any turns so I can upgrade to play and send my other turns back! :mad: :mad:
  13. I just looked over your partial list of personal weapons. You live in a gunshop, don'tcha? :mad: :mad: I'm shocked the People's Republic of Kali even lets you stay. Maggots!!!! :mad: :mad: [ February 05, 2004, 07:18 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]
  14. Maggot! I'm emailing you "Road to Moscow" Enjoy. Email me your email address. Posts without an addy for a PBEM game. Maggotry at it's best. :mad: :mad:
  15. GRGAARGHGHHGGHH!!!!!! No mopre penguin thumping! 588 four times, I'm not destined to break 590, let alone 600. And it's not meters or feet. It's penguin lengths.
  16. 588.8 I can't see it going much farther than that. :mad: :mad: Edit: 588.8 again. Must stop playing that game now... :mad: [ February 05, 2004, 03:38 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]
  17. Grrrr... can't pass 578... must use angry TNT and count the furthest landing bit of penguin!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
  18. 573.8 & 578.1 And a mess of fair ones and a few really 'bite the dog' types. :mad: :mad:
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