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Snarker

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  1. Boggs = Tosser :mad: :mad: <font size=-2 color=cyan>Non-TNT chuckin'Floridian swamp maggot!</font>
  2. There's a fancy button on your keyboard that says "Delete" on it. You'll never guess what it does... :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>
  3. What kind of grass is it? Rye? Barley? Hops? MAGGOT!!!!! I want TURNS, not lame excuses like "my wife says I have to cut the grass." And thanks for using all the growlies so I have to do this: :growlie face: :growlie face: :growlie face: Lawn mowing non-TNT chuckin' knuckle dragger!!! PS Especially because YOU ARE WINNING!!!! :growlie face: :growlie face: :growlie face:
  4. Oddly enough you aimed your plane at the brewery. Ahh, you Canadian maggots and your beer are inseparable, even unto death. :mad: :mad: :mad: I'll have to pick up that addon and buzz your house. Maybe drop pink and purple paint ballons on the driveway and grubs on the sod...
  5. Mmm. I think, therefore I drink. No apologies to Rene Descartes because: <font color=16,0,16 size=+1 face=serif>Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table. David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist. Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed. John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away-- Half a crate of whisky every day. Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle. Hobbes was fond of his dram, And René Descartes was a drunken fart. 'I drink, therefore I am.' Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed, A lovely little thinker, But a bugger when he's pissed. </font> The song, in glorious technicolor (RA) [ August 06, 2004, 09:00 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]
  6. Anything rendering Boo speechless is OK in my book. Quick lesson in HTML code maggots. After 'Font' you can use multiple attributes. So "Font color = (common color or color code) size= (1 to 7 or relative to the base font =n or -n)" is legit a nd can be closed by a simple "/font". <font size=+3 color=15,10,8 face=gothic>Maggots!!!!!</font>
  7. Like clockwork. I'm having Samuel Adams Summer Ale tonight, maggot. PBRs for you? - Although I must grudgingly admit the Canadian version of anything commercial is still a step up from the swill here.
  8. It's BDLRM 2. Do your best - no one beat Dave H yet, but which ever contestant has the most points 'wins'. Is that still me, Rented Mule?
  9. <font color=green>You send me a setup, you headlouse of a maggot's maggot who doesn't realise there's an easier way to close off HTML tags <font size = -2> OOOh, love the green. Can cause severe eyestrain on this background! Muahahaahahahahahahaahahahaha</font></font> Mace </font>
  10. You want a setup maggot? Write "This is a stick up. Put all your large bills in a bag and hand it over the counter" on the back of a withdrawal slip at your local bank and put it back in the pile. That's one 'setup maggot'! :mad: :mad: :mad:
  11. It's a Tommy-worm-surrender-maggot. I have plenty of them. They got tired of wading through all the Kraut limbs. :mad:
  12. It's mate: Oops! Sorry. That was M-T-W on a bender. :mad: :mad: Wharez me terns? :mad: :mad:
  13. Type out your post, then Scotch tape the picture to the screen. :mad: :mad: Your picture needs to be on the web somewhere, then you can link to it using the image button in the UBB cose section.
  14. Better than me, maggot. I'm constantly kissing dirt in flight sims. :mad: :mad: :mad: Edit: ps one of the last few emails from me had a game turn with it. CHOP-CHOP MAAAAAAGGOOOOOT!!!! :mad: [ August 02, 2004, 02:03 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]
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