Seanachai

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Malmvig: I'am not trying to start another 'Ping' tread but yo see this is really getting onto my nerve and after a coulplsups.. of tuurnss my heads are spinning - both of them! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well that's just fine, you drunken Danish git. But it's the "Peng Challenge Thread", or "The Cesspool"; not your degenerated Viking approximation of where you were yesterday before the local police dragged you off to the welcoming arms of a detox center. Bloody amateurs. ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: 4 posts in one go! Seanachai, are you on some sort of "frequent poster points" scheme? Mace [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 11-08-2000).]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I have an active and inventive mind. Sometimes it crawls in here looking for a bit of a lie down. ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Outstanding! A map produced in the very pits of hell is on its way to you. Looks like a good map for a pure tank fight.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Okay, I opened this one to take a look at it, and I started laughing so hard I damn near wet myself. I will choose and place forces. Do we want them locked in to place, or free to be setup by the proud combatants? (like it matters a damn). Also, about how many points, do you think? Ah, Berli, you justify my faith in your utter unfitness to live amongst simple folk. Well done. ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sabot: ****Dont worry...Im not here to battle. I actual consider you guys our poor, misguided brethren. Perhaps one day, just as east and west germany were united, I hope we too can fight side by side in wargames of the future. ****Peng taunts are a good idea, and good fun. But our spys are ever amoung you and quickly identified a plot by rogue elements here to cause havok in CCland even as the attack was being launched. Nice try... Sabot Out...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> How very nice of you to drop by. Next time, we shall certainly put on the kettle for you, and use the hot tea to scald the bristles off you like a slaughtered hog. My word, yes, what a wonderful world you envision. How interesting that the CCers keep an eye on the CM Board and the Peng Challenge Thread. We, quite oblivious, wouldn't give the nether parts of a rat to know what you are all up to. Still, the idea of a jolly sing-song with our CC brethren does have a certain appeal. Unless the songs you know resemble that abomination of bad rhyme you posted previously. Then, and I think I speak for all the lads, we'd rather shove a live weasel up our arses than try to sing something on that level. Still, treat it as the right one, as my old Da' used to say. I look forward to a day when we might meet, clasp arms, and our lot will put the boot in. That's what we do, here in the Peng Challenge Thread. Don't despair, though, there's tedious, humourless, and unquestionably brainless folk to be found on the CM Board, as well. ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitty: (cringes) someone had to say that sooner or later. hehe K<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I said it in that disturbing, vile voice, as well. Next week, Anime for everyone. I already picture Bauhaus with that spiky, swept back anime hairstyle, as is, as well as the large, round, innocent eyes. ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads.

MEEKS! PAWBROON! That scenario you two mad boys sent me locks up Combat Mission everytime I try to load it, and puts files into the folder labeled 'junk file (string of gibberish)'. I've tried loading it both from the Scenarios folder and the Saved Game folder, same results. I cannot presently prepare your surrealist combat. I'm on a Mac, but I've never had problems with PC designed scenarios before. Either resend, redo, retry, abort, fail, or see if someone else can purchase the units, the file as I have it is a no go. ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: Bagpipes? Wouldn't you get the same musical enjoyment by stepping on Kitty's tail? Mace<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I would not dream of doing such a thing. I need both feet, thank you very much, to walk over and check what's left of your troops for signs of repentance. All who seek my forgivnance shall have life. For the rest...I'm sending them to Kitty. She'll know what to do. You thought I'd be merciful, and kill them, didn't you? No luck for you, Mace. ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: Unlike you, which I heard is cost free, sheep not included. *baaahhh!* <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm cheap, but I'm not easy. And lamb goes in stew, mensch, my little autopsychotic. ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Roight!!! How about a bit of Sing-song then!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ah, a Squire to warm the heart! Good on ya', Hiram me lad! ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PeterNZer: mea culpa! Mea maxima culpa! Seems the CC folks aren't ready for a Peng thread. Lots of them take themselves very seriously, (with a few nice exceptions, like probably the ones reading this). They're not ready for Peng, not ready for the sheer amusement of rivalry built over weeks, even months. PeterNZ <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Most are not ready for Peng. Those that are ready to receive Peng shall find their way here. If they have not, they were not ready. When you can snatch the filth from my hand and fling it back quicker than I can duck, grasshopper, it will be time for you to enter this thread. ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: yup Mensch is a CANUCK!!! . <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> If that were true, your demented posts would move from the merely mad to 'barking mad and received by radio telescope from other planets'. I can buy you as a German, but never as a Canadian (actually, I believe pretty much anyone can buy you for a penny, which is where we all assumed you've acquired the stock you keep handing out to everyone.) ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Oh people, please...your'e all showing your age now. Lets try and keep a little more up to date shall we, hum? Try some techno metal to revive your aging eardrums. A dash of 'Rammstein' should do the trick.. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> The above postings reveal many as lowly Euro-trash musical vandals. Bagpipes. Everything else is just noise. ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Oh, its a Joust map you're wanting. You will curse the day you reminded me. The map is ready, however, I need to know which of the Knights is sponsoring Foobar. It is their responsiblity to choose the forces for this less than epic clash. -- Dan Brown (Berlichtingen) SS-Rauchmeister des Berlichtingischearmee dbrown@owc.net<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I only have Hiram, Nice Squire extraordinaire right now, I can take on Foobar. Oh, bugger, I forgot, I was holding a place for that Patboivin character. Well, I'll sponsor Foobar, and hopefully Hiram will have sponged out his guns with OGSF and graduated to Knight before Patboivin shows up and needs a sponsor. ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sabot: Is it that your game's so lame? I must ask you to refrain From visiting our quiet 'hood Posting Pengish as a child would Perhaps your flames and calling of names Has become more exciting than your wargames? Ill end this rhyme, so dont be blind Get real, Zombies, Get REAL TIME!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Bugger, this is your fault PeterNZer. I told you the useless sods would show up here if you were a bad neighbour. And that is the most execrable poety I have ever had the displeasure to read (shudder). Please refrain from activities that will bring more such thoroughly vomit making attempts at doggerel into this admittedly foul place, that is still not as foul as that versification. ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rune: Seniletea, I have spoken to the 2nd in command of evilness. I will be sending him my creation of evil, with orders not to allow any of your troops to live. Never, ever insult the home of a beta God...Muah ha ha ha Evil creation to be sent to Berli this afternoon. Rune<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's the problem with taking a casual swipe at Moriarity and Bauhaus. The next thing you know, Rune's slouched in here to grovel and toady Berli, and claiming that the shoe of insult you've just cobbled fits Berli's cloven hoof. Ah, well, I'm nothing if not philosophical. What's a little more death from Berli, after all? It's like acid rain on wildflowers: refreshing and destructive. ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitty: I felt that they were more than capable of attacking you. They don't need my help. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sorry, you're a bit off there. Most of this crew need all the help they can get. Some of the new crowd especially could use a hand with proper attitude and taunting. Glad to see you've been sponsored, and by Berli, no less. Of course, the animal sacrifices and disturbing rituals might be a bit of an adjustment, but after a while, it's not different than...well, any other form of dark and evil practices, I guess. Hello, Kitty. I just had the most disturbing feeling of becoming Japanese, when I said that... ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads. [This message has been edited by Seanachai (edited 11-08-2000).]

Here in the Cesspool, or Peng Challenge Thread, race is unimportant. Religion is unimportant. A person's sex is relatively unimportant, and even nationality of a minor consideration. What is important is that everyone be taunted, abused, insulted, teased, annoyed, and, yes, even tickled, as an individual. It is for your own uttely useless, vulgar, and idiotic selves that I taunt and abuse you all. Any greater allegiance or identification of you is meaningless to me. I value only your little selves, my children. Now, stop all this spitting on each other, and spit on bauhaus. He's beating me in a PBEM, and it's annoying me. ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lorak: greetings cesspolligans, Lorak the loathed... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Lorak, let it be noted that I never loathed you. To paraphrase the words of Cassius Clay, later Muhammed Ali (heavily paraphrased to avoid using terminology that would offend all, out of context): No Lorak ever called this Seanachai an arsehole. ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shandorf:<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> My game updates...And general display of idiocy... Leaks(and other Scottish veggies) You sodding git. The Leek is a Welsh vegetable. I pity your humiliating ignorance. Sean-a-Hoochi-Koochi:Hey... Get that tank moving. I gotta get some elevation measurements and it is blocking my view! The strip mall's anchor store is going there. I've removed one of your property management vehicles. I didn't see any of your urban renewal squad climb out of the burning wreckage. ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads. [This message has been edited by Seanachai (edited 11-07-2000).]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Moriarty: But I though all Minn-e-SO-tans were lumberjacks. C'mon everybody, It's Monty Python. Everyone sing along. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Most of us have a good grasp of removing unwanted growths (yes, Shandorf, that's you). But the idjit next door must be from one of those competency challenged states, like Illinois. Actually, after hearing his tale of how he and his buddy tried to take the tree out and screwed up big time (he realized he'd knocked out our phones, and called the Phone Company[sod them], himself), I was so moved to laughter that I completely forgave him his trespasses. He spared not himself, nor his friend, in describing the inept comedy of errors that was their attempt at manly north woods tree removal. ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads.

To my long suffering opponents. I thought I would be posting many turns on Sunday. That was before the next door neighbour decided to take a tree down and ripped the phone connection off our building. Apparently he was not a lumberjack in his last incarnation (In fact, I checked the Karmic Registry and he was, I believe, a doorstop. Hopefully his next pass through will be as a toilet brush). It is my belief that Qwest will have service restored by the time I get home today (working late), so that I may once again listen to the death cries of the ill-led. ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads. [This message has been edited by Seanachai (edited 11-06-2000).]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PeterNZer: *sigh* The cc5 thread is getting depressing. The enemy are using the whine-till-bored and cry-for-mommey technique and it's just annoying. I expect soon to be removed from the cc5 thread and they can go back to their laughable discussions on history, on-board nebelwurfers and other such junk. *depressed* PeterNZ <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Stop That! I went over to that horrible place because Peng asked me to, and I didn't understand what was going on; I thought he'd sent me over to a CMers BBS. Do not go taunt the CC people, it does not promote wargaming brotherhood. Worse, they start coming over here. Now, there's plenty of people to insult right here at home. The Peng Challenge Thread is considered sufficiently horrible here on a forum dedicated to CM, without acting like a bunch of raccoons knocking over garbage cans on other people's forums. How can you stand to go over there anyway? That is the most hideous UBB I've ever seen. Someone's going to spend time in Hell for that site design. ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mark IV: Remember that the time we spend here, is time we cannot spend dynamiting coral reefs for tasty abalone and the occasional whale feast, such as the tender young blue we had at our last convention. I remember Seanatchai leading a sing-song to its cries as, consumed alive with chopsticks, it bellowed for its mother. Haunting, though a bit salty. Thanks for your contribution and come again soon!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Dayo! They said it was a day old whale! C'mon everybody, it's Belafonte! Everyone sing along! [This message has been edited by Seanachai (edited 11-06-2000).]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shandorf: Idiot-running-free, I see you don't not approve of my tactic in our battle. Too bad. I have my reasons and it will soon be all too clear for even someone as feeble minded as you. So sit back and sweat you gimpy monkey-boy. Jeff<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Wonderful. I feel like I've just been addressed in broken English by an extraordinarily unattractive but facile Taxi girl. I think we might have to have that drink together, Shandorf, my soft plushy toy. It's hard to resist the disturbing appeal of meeting an abusive and nearly completely half-witted ADD/MOUSE poster child. ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jshandorf: Damn you! You know how hard it is to rhyme something with Seanachai you mindless git! You might as well steal Prince's gig and use a symbol to represent your name... Damn! Can somebody help here?! Jeff [This message has been edited by jshandorf (edited 11-03-2000).]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It's Shawn-a-key, 'kee', you uneducated daft bugger. That's not even quite right, but as close as you're going to ever come, you bleating lambikins. It's the Gaelic for 'bard', 'storyteller', or, equally, 'Shandorf's Unquestioned Superiour In Every Way'. My sort used to do 'Satires' on sodding little gits like you that led directly to your withering and rolling away across the landscape like so many empty seed pods. In the days when you were still trying to sort out whether to post to this Board or watch some abortion called 'Battledome', Lorak explained to all what the role of a Seanachai was in the clan system (Lorak's an educated man, son, and it's the education that makes him so bitter, as it makes him unsuited to consort happily with the ignorant). Consider the supreme, nay, even sublime, irony that attends that clan role with my role here in the Cesspool. When I began this thread (groans from all, "****e, he's going to do the 'when I began this Thread' rant again; who's for a pint and a bite?") I hadn't a clue that it would turn into...all this. Alright, I won't do the whole speech, everyone sit back down...Bauhaus, why are you already sitting? Now, given this new knowledge of how my Seanachai is pronounced, why don't you have another go? ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads.