Moriarty
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That might get you a really small coffee at Starbucks.
Then again, maybe not
Oh, quit exaggerating, will yuh? The smalls are only $12.50
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Get some!
Looks more like Dick Cheney and his latest hunting partner (cleverly disguised as a Democrat) ...
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But she thinks Jesus is coming back in her lifetime, and that witches are real, and the government should just get out of the way but have strict oversight of the financial markets, and she's read ALL of the newspapers that are put in front of her. Plus, she winked... at ME! So I am going to vote for her and hope McCain dies on January 22nd so we can get God back in the Whitehouse and stop all teh gaysexers from breeding and aborting their gay muslim brown terrorist fetuses.
Yep, that about sums it up.
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I am the Seanachai. I am the foolish old man of the Peng Challenge Thread. I am short, and stout, and in great need of a good diet.
Speaking of stout, what'd you do with my last Guinness, you inebriated F'Artagnan?
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You can graduate the boy out of the Corps, but the man will always remain.
Berli is a traditionalist. He's sentimental. He likes to think that underneath all that ****, there must be a pony.
Silly bastard talks to me most every night.
I enjoy his patois. His fine, guttural, Illinois nasal bitterness is unsurpassed.
I just wish he'd get on a schedule. It's the 'not knowing' that makes his calls so abrupt.
Hope you enjoy that nasal bitterness when he puts the knife in and twists ... he was, is and always will be a Jarhead after all. ... I can see the movie in the making ... Sam Elliott portrays our comrade in arms as he takes on a platoon of Royal Aussie Jarheads ... even the ones without criminal records.
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OHIO? ... I see no need to insult me by suggesting that I'm from or in OHIO ... granted I was forced to fly through one of their airports a time or two but I had no choice in the matter.
Have you been gone so long that you can't even read our location? It's been made much easier now you know ... you don't even have to click on anything. For example I see that you're in MacHinery ... now if we could only say that you were in machinery ... while it's still running ...
Joe
I see every need to insult you, Joe
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Moriarty you've been absent without leave and now you return taking the names of your betters (well, me, but I am most assuredly your better in OH so many ways) in vain.
I see through your game though, you want to deflect attention away from your absence ... WELL IT DIDN'T WORK LAD ... what have you to say for yourself?
Joe
Joe, you flatulent pustule, as a Seniour Kanigget and Patron of Hopeless Causes and the Inept, Confused and Besotted, you well know that I do not need your approval or even acknowledgment of my presence or absence from the Mutha Beautiful Thread.
Better than me? Hah. Nope, in Ohio (why'd you pick that godforsaken latrine?) ... nor the rest of the world/universe ... not on your feckin' life.
To quote another Knight ... I faht in your general di-rection, English Pigdog Type.
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See there ... even Mace agrees that I should show little care for anything beyond these shores.
Of course it's equally likely that he just messed up his post and intended to say something entirely different ... with Mace it's pretty much a crap shoot whether his post is what he intended.
Joe
Now there's the pot(head) calling the kettle black ...
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You may have a point Michael, if ever there was a born orange poacher it would be Noba ... not that he'd be any good at it mind but if it's in the blood it's in the blood and there's nothing he can do about it but poach oranges.
joe
Roight, it's the criminal, ne'er-do-well upbringing of all them there southern (hemisphere) types.
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Hear! Hear!
And Seanachai for Pope!
Michael
And Berli for Secretary of Welfare
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You could be right, but then again who pays attention to anyone from Belgium. You all are still trying to figure out that Flemming, Walloon thingie.
Flemming ... is that a rodent with a poofy hairdo?
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Hey, Moriarity isn't dead.
I'm pretty sure he stills owes me money...
Money? Hah! You'll pay in blood first ... muahahah...gak!
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Oh, and I'm about to pound Leeeeeos forces into tiny bits of pulpy goo.
Do you have any flammety thingies around? Leeo simply loves the torch
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I Hates Stuartsess!!
Well, when they're shooting at my clankety things, anyway.
... and you hateses flammety thingies ... and thingies that go BOOM ... no not BOO, well, yeah, you can hate him, too ... I always did
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Lawson, you don't need any other game ... except, perhaps, chess (with a tasty single malt Scotch, something with a wee bit of smoke to it) or Seanachai's favorite, mumblety peg while drinking after shave with the natives down on Hennepin Avenue.
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In a gamey update, Stuka has found that German optics are no match for masses of shermans .
His vaunted 88's can't hit a sherman from 2000 yards, and having wasted most of their ammo
blasting away they will shortly be feeling the tank tracks running over the gun emplacements.
Oh, and he has found out that putting heavy machine guns in tall, easily
hit buildings whilst facing masses of shermans is also not a good idea.
Noba.
Take care, Noba. The young one who I sponsored lo those many years ago, upon the recommendation of the venerable though slightly daft Goanna, has learned well the tactics of futility (ToF) ... against which massive destruction is assured.
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Drum terbaccy. Cheap, plentiful and not so good. Comes in a pouch. I smoked it in college because it was cheaper than Camels. Plus roll yer own smokes look illegal, which galled the campus administration.
AUREOLA
Ahh, Camel straights. No one ever bummed one from you at a bar if you were smokin' those.
Speaking of bums at bars, nice to see so many of the Olde Ones still here.
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Succinct, to the point … well said, Elvis.Originally posted by Elvis:Wankers.
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The Dahmer defense? </font>Originally posted by flammenwerfer:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bugged:
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Important Question here: How do you best prepare them and do you serve them with white or red wine? </font>Originally posted by Mace:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bugged:
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Gotta love playing "the member number" card. </font>Originally posted by Nidan1:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bauhaus:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moriarty:
And someone with a much lower member number than thee.
Nuff, said.
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And the winner is:
Boo
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Who ARE you? [/QB]</font>Originally posted by flammenwerfer:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moriarty:
Oh good Lord.....he returns!
Returns? "He's" always been here, ya sodding git
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Peng Challenges Seanachai Squarely In The Fork
in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
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So sorry that we have failed to live up to your expectations. This condition likely will continue for some time -- at least as long as we choose it to be so. You might as well leave now before we disappoint you more than we already have.