Slyss Posted January 17, 2001 Share Posted January 17, 2001 Description: A Rube Golberg kind of device. Three cylindrical devices are vertically attached in a triangular pattern to an assortment of clockwork gears. The gears are concealed stylishly by either an oaken or pine platform. A crank is located in a convenient nearby loaction that operates the gears, which in turn, spin the cylinders at RPMs relative to the speed of the crank operation. Attached to each of the cylinders is 32 plastic wiffle ball bats. Purpose: To teach many different forms of whiners a lesson. Insert whiner in the middle of the cylinders and turn the crank at desired speed. Be sure to purchase add on benches or lawn chairs for audience. (best used outside) Whiner types: Rules lawyers, poor sports, gamey players, people with uninventive internet handles, people that hash someone just for asking a question, and everyone else that needs a good slapping up. So if people are pissing you off, send em to me and I'll throw em into the slapping machine. Someday I'll have it available for purchase (online only ). But first I need some Beta testers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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