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Lawson

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  1. The Fallout games were extremely good. But you have no standing here. This is a strange place, where everyone is already, in their own way, trying to deal with the Apocalypso.

    The Justicar will pursue you with whip and spur, and make you toe the line, according to his own lights. And no one can say that he is wrong, because he is the Justicar. He is the Auditor, the stern-faced Father Figure with just enough stupidity to his cant to make it funny, for those who can see a joke, and just enough wisdom to his demands to make them reasonable, for those who can see beyond stupidity.

    Mostly everyone laughs at him, and mocks. I mock him, but I never laugh at him. Mockery is the first step in respect. The second is laughing with someone. Most often, I laugh with the Justicar.

    You are new here. A nothing, a nobody. What do you bring to us, a strange Community of fools, mockers and yahoos?

    I haven't read all your posts. I've been busy, lately, kayaking, observing the wisdom of my Small Friends, and drinking.

    I could go back, and read your previous posts, but life is too short. Especially for wastrels like me, an Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread.

    So, tell me. Why should we take any notice of you, or welcome you in, or think more of you than anything else found on the bottom of a shoe?

    Amuse me. Enlighten me with your wit. You came in here, saying you'd seen no signs of it, in this, the most foolish of places, and the longest running Thread on the Battlefront Forums.

    I've grown bored, over the last 5 years or so, reading the crabbed remarks of visitors who couldn't manage a paragraph of something clever, but deriding what they've seen.

    You don't dive into this 'Pool and demand that we buy you a round, and juggle for you. You come in here and make us laugh, or piss off.

    We're a very unassuming place. You want to pull up a log and sit by the fire in the Wasteland, then tell us a story, a joke, or give us a bit of wisdom. If you do it well, we'll send the bottle your way. If you do it really well, we'll acknowledge you as one of our own.

    If you continue to do it well, we'll make you one of our own. And then you can go on Walk About, and by your very words, create a new world around you.

    You'll also catch a great deal of ****e. A small price to pay for creating whole new topographies on the Web.

    I have no desire to sit down and join you guys. I will come in tell you to buy me around then have you juggle for me. Why waste the time when it is that simple.

  2. Yeah, Nobama will give us care bears and flowers and communes and girlymen and nannies oh my!

    Giant scorpions would spin-off all kinds of fun sports and hobbies. I for one would enjoy 4-wheeling in the desert (which used to be Minnesota) climbing dunes and blasting giant bugs. Damn, that reminds me Fallout 3 is available for pre-order!

    Hey, I didn’t know Fallout 3 was getting ready for release, I for one think the Fallout games were some of the best made. I am going to go pre-order it now. Thx

  3. Silence foul SSN ... know you that you have wandered, likely enough unwittingly ... as evidence I point to your post ... into the realm of the Peng Challenge Thread.

    See our works ye lesser mortals ... and tremble.

    By the way, I just visited one of the branches of your employer ... and let me tell you McDonald's hasn't dropped a bit in area of customer service and quality food ... of course it hasn't improved any either but regardless, keep up the average work.

    Joe

    LOL. I don’t work at McDonald’s; I am often referred to as an ambulance chaser. As for calling me a lesser mortal:) is that what you say to sleep better at night or are you trying to compensate for something. Wait. Forget I asked, that's your business not everyone else’s.

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