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    Hizballa

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by dixon_el:

    But, what do you expect? Hezbullah starts the trouble and they get mad at Israel for slapping Hezbullah back. You have to be an idiot to let somebody launch a rocket from your kids room, and expect the response (from say, thirty miles away) to only hit the guy that lit the fuse.

    No country in the universe brings to bear the destruction and incineration Israel is undertaking in Lebanon for two measly soldiers. And whoever thinks this was retaliation for the POWs and infiltration is a sap.

    Israel’s was an all out plan prepared years ago with coordinates, designated targets, sleeper intelligence cells infesting Beirut and painting infrastructure targets. Israeli commanders were just waiting for that pretext and knew it would come soon. Israel’s is a machismo message to its neighbors, “mess with us, and look what becomes of you.”

    Sharon didn’t implement the above plan because he had a Lebanon complex and was reprimanded by his own parliament for war crimes there in the 80s. Olmert is free of former baggage, is a civilian and has an inferiority complex along with something to prove. So he’s trying to prove it.

    Lebanon presents a competing economic threat to Israel with its banking system, laundering savvy, tourist industry, maritime commerce and ability to pull a Lazareth repeatedly. Every summer the Israelis mount strikes to kill the Lebanese tourist season. They want a bear-foot and pregnant Lebanon to the north for ever.

    Mid East wars between indigenous combatants, by their nature, last a few weeks. After 12 days of mass destruction, show the board where Hizbullah’s capacity to retaliate has been diminished. Their rockets are still being launched and Merkevas are still twisting into bloby metal.

    Any unopposed air force can dispense mass destruction on urban infrastructure, cities, villages and their civilian dwellers. All Hizbullah has to do to claim victory here is exist after a cease fire. These are the kinda victory conditions that govern conflicts between mismatched Mid East combatants.

    Originally posted by dixon_el:

    The Arabs should be getting used to getting their heads slapped for being stupid. We only been doing it about 60 or 70 years.

    You should start getting used to it too, in fact you’re starting to be very good at being on the receiving end. It’s you who’s being smacked around and humiliated in Iraq daily and don’t know how to extricate yourself. You’ve parlalysed and inserted yourself in a pincer between Iran and Syria.

    Lest you forget, it’s the Arabs who’re takin’ out your best of the best day in day out in Anbar. You mounted 15000 offensives, gave them the most nancy and colorful names, leveled and pulverized, and you’re still losing 2 – 3 a day.

    By the time you leave, you would’ve lost 6000 personnel, umpteen materiel, 6 years and 2 $trillion. And for what? To give Iraq to Hizbullah’s cousins. You think Maliki and his administration are happy about seeing their brethren’s families and children slaughtered to the west? Where did Hizbullah’s chairman receive his theological education and was idelologically molded? That’s right, in Shiite Iraq. ;)

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    Hizballa

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Yes oren, I thought about and am excited for you too. As hot off all credible news wires 3 Merkavas are being barbecued in Maroon al Rass, Lebanon, perhaps you’re havin’ a bit of a difficulty postin’.

    The Lebanese are about to teach Oren’s squadron a true lesson in Asymmetrical warfare; the good news for oren is he will have a nice delicacy named after him, “Oren on The Cob”.

    Doubtless the rest of his squadron’s tanks will serve as a well needed recycling outlet for machine shop small arms manufacturing. After they finish roasting that is.

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    Is Iran the Next Iraq? on now 3a.m. PDT H. Chan U.S. -Time Warner

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by Abbott:

    In his latest audio tape Osama bin Laden says that the Bush administration is evil, it's made up excuses to attack Iraq, and is obsessed with Middle Eastern oil. If Osama bin Laden keeps talking like that he could wind up the Democratic frontrunner.

    Bushies and top Republicans just announced that IF this Abbot keeps touting, massaging and stroking them in this lamest, most bovine, light-years-from-funny, stiff and Al Gorish type of un-humor, they’ll slash their wrists and most certainly relinquish leadership to Abbott’s father, the good Democrat Sheik, Bin AbbottLadin.

    They further cursed this Abbott National Health Hazard for defiling their “No Child Poked from Behind” policy and disseminating vile STDs on his last Frisco “fishing” trip. :eek:

    Here’s embattled McClellan’s last statement: “in the service of wit, Abbott offers ****, in lieu of fluency, Abbott insists on bare-footed pregnancy, in a realm of pubic-spiritedness Abbott is the Ayatollah of parochial freakiness. Other than that, Sheik Abbott is damn funny!” :rolleyes:

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    The Peng Challenge Gets All Strategery

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by Mace:

    Well he's got the IQ of one.

    Mace’s inability to improve is uncanny and super rare indeed. You’ve a Mace with an intelligence seven grades lower than Sudanese Bean Dip commentating about IQs.

    Here’s Mace on IQ: Professor asks Mace to expound on the theory of relativity. Macey’s answer: "why that theory is about the sweat on Mace’s balls when he embarks on incestuous escapades."

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    The Peng Challenge Gets All Strategery

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by Mace:

    Well he's got the IQ of one.

    Mace’s inability to improve is uncanny and super rare indeed. You’ve a Mace with an intelligence seven grades lower than Sudanese Bean Dip commentating about IQs.

    Here’s Mace on IQ: Professor asks Mace to expound on the theory of relativity. Macey’s answer: "why that theory is about the sweat on Mace’s balls when he embarks on incestuous escapades."

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    The Peng Challenge Gets All Strategery

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by Mace:

    Well he's got the IQ of one.

    Mace’s inability to improve is uncanny and super rare indeed. You’ve a Mace with an intelligence seven grades lower than Sudanese Bean Dip commentating about IQs.

    Here’s Mace on IQ: Professor asks Mace to expound on the theory of relativity. Macey’s answer: "why that theory is about the sweat on Mace’s balls when he embarks on incestuous escapades."

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    The Peng Challenge Gets All Strategery

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by Patchy:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Saviola:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

    Savonarola was a bit of a dreary reformist and was both hung and burned at the same time... perhaps for being dreary. Or doubly so...

    Look on the bright side, YeknodatButtSlammer's reformation from Necrophiliac to Pedophiliac was "doubly" smooth and devoid of drear. Don't fret though, your Lynchin' will make Serb ethnic purifyers cringe. :eek: </font>
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    The Peng Challenge Gets All Strategery

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by Patchy:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Saviola:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

    Savonarola was a bit of a dreary reformist and was both hung and burned at the same time... perhaps for being dreary. Or doubly so...

    Look on the bright side, YeknodatButtSlammer's reformation from Necrophiliac to Pedophiliac was "doubly" smooth and devoid of drear. Don't fret though, your Lynchin' will make Serb ethnic purifyers cringe. :eek: </font>
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    The Peng Challenge Gets All Strategery

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by Patchy:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Saviola:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

    Savonarola was a bit of a dreary reformist and was both hung and burned at the same time... perhaps for being dreary. Or doubly so...

    Look on the bright side, YeknodatButtSlammer's reformation from Necrophiliac to Pedophiliac was "doubly" smooth and devoid of drear. Don't fret though, your Lynchin' will make Serb ethnic purifyers cringe. :eek: </font>
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    The Peng Challenge Gets All Strategery

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by stoat:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Saviola:

    Sir 37mm up the ass, aren't you supposed to be in Basra voting to extract Iranian projectiles outa your same lard ass?

    Once they amputate the ass in 37mm, SirOnaCamel will be caravanned to "Luton" assless. ;)

    What are you trying to accomplish here, son? I think it would best be accomplished elsewhere. </font>
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    The Peng Challenge Gets All Strategery

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by stoat:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Saviola:

    Sir 37mm up the ass, aren't you supposed to be in Basra voting to extract Iranian projectiles outa your same lard ass?

    Once they amputate the ass in 37mm, SirOnaCamel will be caravanned to "Luton" assless. ;)

    What are you trying to accomplish here, son? I think it would best be accomplished elsewhere. </font>
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    The Peng Challenge Gets All Strategery

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by stoat:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Saviola:

    Sir 37mm up the ass, aren't you supposed to be in Basra voting to extract Iranian projectiles outa your same lard ass?

    Once they amputate the ass in 37mm, SirOnaCamel will be caravanned to "Luton" assless. ;)

    What are you trying to accomplish here, son? I think it would best be accomplished elsewhere. </font>
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    The Peng Challenge Gets All Strategery

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

    Savonarola was a bit of a dreary reformist and was both hung and burned at the same time... perhaps for being dreary. Or doubly so...

    Look on the bright side, YeknodatButtSlammer's reformation from Necrophiliac to Pedophiliac was "doubly" smooth and devoid of drear. Don't fret though, your Lynchin' will make Serb ethnic purifyers cringe. :eek:
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    The Peng Challenge Gets All Strategery

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

    Savonarola was a bit of a dreary reformist and was both hung and burned at the same time... perhaps for being dreary. Or doubly so...

    Look on the bright side, YeknodatButtSlammer's reformation from Necrophiliac to Pedophiliac was "doubly" smooth and devoid of drear. Don't fret though, your Lynchin' will make Serb ethnic purifyers cringe. :eek:
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    The Peng Challenge Gets All Strategery

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

    Savonarola was a bit of a dreary reformist and was both hung and burned at the same time... perhaps for being dreary. Or doubly so...

    Look on the bright side, YeknodatButtSlammer's reformation from Necrophiliac to Pedophiliac was "doubly" smooth and devoid of drear. Don't fret though, your Lynchin' will make Serb ethnic purifyers cringe. :eek:
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    The Peng Challenge Gets All Strategery

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by Mace:

    Meanwhile, 'Savaloy' downs another bottle of viagra while hoping and preying that someday, somewhere, a woman will actually find him interesting, charming and with personality.

    But until that day, he will dream..... and continue to use his tyre repair kit daily to patch up his over-used love doll Gertrude.

    That’s it? That’s your repartee? “P r e y i n g that someday? The "Viagra" I broached? At least use Cialis or Levitra Bob Dole! You achieve KnightFartHood by NOT knowing the difference between p r e y and p r a y EinFartMaceStein?

    Your malfunction is terminal sport, you’ve been relegated to the McMartin Preschool of Mediocrity and Performing Sharts (that’s when we see the hunch on your face to blast a fart, but you horrifyingly poop instead, thus sharting; sharts). Yes, that is one of your "7 signs." ;)

    Your Templars in nance arms and tight lederhosen are stunned, they’re about to commit fratricide. Your sycophants deserted to Syria and embraced Baathsist socialism. Tell ’em you’ve somethin’ more than a James Fryer. Why didn’t you just quote me and leave it @ that? You could’ve been accused of minimalist brilliance instead of sudden sharting.

    The sexual-deprivation badinage was today’s matinee Macey, Macey baby, Macey goo goo, Macey gaga, Macey boy; now move on to another big, steamy, moist pile of Mace poo. :rolleyes:

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    The Peng Challenge Gets All Strategery

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by Mace:

    Meanwhile, 'Savaloy' downs another bottle of viagra while hoping and preying that someday, somewhere, a woman will actually find him interesting, charming and with personality.

    But until that day, he will dream..... and continue to use his tyre repair kit daily to patch up his over-used love doll Gertrude.

    That’s it? That’s your repartee? “P r e y i n g that someday? The "Viagra" I broached? At least use Cialis or Levitra Bob Dole! You achieve KnightFartHood by NOT knowing the difference between p r e y and p r a y EinFartMaceStein?

    Your malfunction is terminal sport, you’ve been relegated to the McMartin Preschool of Mediocrity and Performing Sharts (that’s when we see the hunch on your face to blast a fart, but you horrifyingly poop instead, thus sharting; sharts). Yes, that is one of your "7 signs." ;)

    Your Templars in nance arms and tight lederhosen are stunned, they’re about to commit fratricide. Your sycophants deserted to Syria and embraced Baathsist socialism. Tell ’em you’ve somethin’ more than a James Fryer. Why didn’t you just quote me and leave it @ that? You could’ve been accused of minimalist brilliance instead of sudden sharting.

    The sexual-deprivation badinage was today’s matinee Macey, Macey baby, Macey goo goo, Macey gaga, Macey boy; now move on to another big, steamy, moist pile of Mace poo. :rolleyes:

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    The Peng Challenge Gets All Strategery

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by Mace:

    Meanwhile, 'Savaloy' downs another bottle of viagra while hoping and preying that someday, somewhere, a woman will actually find him interesting, charming and with personality.

    But until that day, he will dream..... and continue to use his tyre repair kit daily to patch up his over-used love doll Gertrude.

    That’s it? That’s your repartee? “P r e y i n g that someday? The "Viagra" I broached? At least use Cialis or Levitra Bob Dole! You achieve KnightFartHood by NOT knowing the difference between p r e y and p r a y EinFartMaceStein?

    Your malfunction is terminal sport, you’ve been relegated to the McMartin Preschool of Mediocrity and Performing Sharts (that’s when we see the hunch on your face to blast a fart, but you horrifyingly poop instead, thus sharting; sharts). Yes, that is one of your "7 signs." ;)

    Your Templars in nance arms and tight lederhosen are stunned, they’re about to commit fratricide. Your sycophants deserted to Syria and embraced Baathsist socialism. Tell ’em you’ve somethin’ more than a James Fryer. Why didn’t you just quote me and leave it @ that? You could’ve been accused of minimalist brilliance instead of sudden sharting.

    The sexual-deprivation badinage was today’s matinee Macey, Macey baby, Macey goo goo, Macey gaga, Macey boy; now move on to another big, steamy, moist pile of Mace poo. :rolleyes:

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