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Originally posted by Michael Dorosh:

Welcome to the forum, Mr. Dunnigan...I couldn't begin to count the number of times your name appears somewhere in my apartment. Books included.

Do you kiss everyone's ass?

[Why is this forum so happy?]

Originally posted by chashm:

Please, friend, don't try and hand my ass back to me, you can't carry the weight.

So, are you saying you have a fat ass?

[Why is this forum so happy?]

Originally posted by Michael Dorosh:

Well, Senor ------------, perhaps that is more closely tied to how certain individuals deconstruct themselves in public!

Apologies for missing the scrunchie over the o in "senor".

The "scrunchie" (whose technical name is actually the "squiggly") would go over the n and not the o.

BTW, are we printing peoples real names on open forums now? Jeez, that's a good idea. Do you happen to have his address and phone number?