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Lurkur

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  1. Now THAT is an interesting prospect! Will the the fire and heat of an inflamed Seanachi consume the wet dankness of the cesspool? Will the sultry cess of the MBT snuff the infernal bard? Or will they cancel each other out, as if neither ever existed?

    As for an offering...

    Oh Seanachi, you horrid, hollow little man of tiny twisted bits. You indeed piss on us from a great height, but only because you stand on the shoulders of giants. And we fear not your insufficient stream of steaming wee, as you have yet to get "it" out of your pants before commencing. No, those of us below watch only in the expectation that this time, as your fumble in vain for your negligible naughty bits, your inebriated brain will lose control of what little balance you have left, and send you hurling to a greasy, sordid demise—drowning in the cess of your own creation. We are in fact, here waiting for the inevitable burning wreck that the trajectory of your misbegotten path inevitably leads to. You are, the NASCAR of pengdom, except your left turn signal is perpetually blinking, and even on the hottest days in Summer you can be seen wearing a hat, squinting through the steering wheel as you slow traffic to a crawl—leading a virtual parade of honking and cursing. Which is really all the Peng thread is, once you eliminate Joe Shaw, and who could be against that?

    So receive this offering, o source and object of my derision, hatred, and contempt. From dust we are made, to dust we return. And on Wednesdays we dust and vacuum. Take this, the produce of the dust, in the spirit intended.

    [holds forth a large zucchini]

    Well, only one place this is going to fit!

    [squimpi-squimpi-squimp...POP!]

  2. Heh, I've been slogging the good fight at the Onion wars. You apparently went AWOL after perceiving the inevitable outcome; where the glorious People's Army of the Salmon Republics lifted the heavy, iron-shod jackboot of Emerald oppression from the necks of the of the workers of Fea Cebola and replaced it with the liberating jackboot of a worker's utopia!

    ...and drawing the Salmon Army Nurse Calendar, of course.

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  3. Greetings o dark knights of the soul. Like the buzzards of Hinckley, I have returned to once again feast on the bloated corpses of your intellect. What did I miss?

    I had stumbled on Seanachi's Christmas greeting on the Dosomefink forum and was overwhelmed with a deep and abiding affection for that drunken pustule on the buttocks of humanity. That of course, reminded me of the rest of the buttocks, and so I thought I'd stop by and see what ****e was spewing from your collective holes. One minute here and that affection dried up right quick.

    The thought occurred to me that we really haven't done enough to honor the old gnome, who has given so much of himself, in spite of all protestations to cease and desist. But how do you honor a sodden and bitter misanthrope like the bard of the MBT?

    How about a wake? What better way of giving homage to Seanachi than to wish him dead and then allow the masses to line up to verbally abuse him, his life, his legacy, and perhaps relieve oneself into the open casket? After putting the boot in, we can gather at a bar and drink and eat, laugh and cry and play loud celtic music to drown out his shrieks, pounding on the casket lid, and the fading, sobbing gasps for air.

    Needs to be it's own thread. For posterity and the children's sake, dontchaknow.

  4. I need to find some history regarding the decision to include the SturmTiger in CMBB, and why they made it shoot 3 times faster than it could sustain in RealLife™. I have tried various searches but found nothing.

    Can anyone point me to a thread where Battlefront has discussed this? It is being considered for inclusion in an ongoing campaign, and my gut feeling is that it is an imbalanced and imbalancing unit. Fine for the occassional goofy QB but not for anything remotely striving for reality.

    Any pointers would be greatly appreciated.

    Thanks.

  5. Dave H!

    You old scallywaggily rapscallion, you! Did you get lost, or does the persistent, gnawing knowledge that you chose the wrong thread continue to drive you back to the MBT like the forlorn addict to the crack house?

    Just admit your mistake. Turn your back on those chest-beating howler monkeys of that lesser place. Walk into the light of the cesspool. Rest your weary soul and harken to the witty and urbane discourse. Imagine having an exchange with a comrade that doesn't require you to toss your own feces as punctuation!

    Immerse yourself in the life-giving waters of the pool and you shall be made clean! Well, "clean" is a relative term, so let's just say that you'll feel better...until we put the boot in...but that's for your own good!

    C'mon in...the water's fiiiiinnne.

  6. Originally posted by Seanachai:

    Until then, I want each and every one of you to remember this:Berli and Peng are conspiring to kill me.

    They are true gentleman, who take the time to plan removing me from the world.

    Is there anyone here who isn't working on some plan to off Seanachai? Show of hands?

    Didn't think so.

    Mine is currently stalled because the frozen chicken brick keeps thawing too early.

  7. Originally posted by Boo Radley:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrPeng:

    Gamey Update:

    Boo! will be unhappy.

    So what else is gnu, eh?

    I'm always unhappy when dealing with the likes of you.

    And I'll tell ya ONE thing, Sparky. How you managed to hack the game to get cloaked and shielded Star Trek Universe AT assests really pissed me off!! See? I'm growling and showing my teeth! </font>

  8. Originally posted by MrPeng:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

    Once the shower of ****e from Heaven has passed, and all the Earth has been washed clean, I will remain.

    Wait a mo. That don't make no sense. You're supposed to go along with all the ****e, amn't yer?

    Berli, pernt of erder. What happens to Seanachai after the ****storm? Does he stay or go? </font>

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