Speedy Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 I thought America was built on hillbilly hand fishing. Well that and moromon wives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Nah, America was built on pickup trucks and hunting dawgs, moonshine whiskey and greasy hamburgers, trailer parks and Delta blues. Hillbilly hand fishing was just a limited option. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Well that and moromon wives. What the hell are moromon wives? Is this another Aussie neologism, a play on 'moron', which word BTW describes yourself nicely? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 ...I just don't care. Y'know, I think that might be your whole problem. That and the fact that you are Australian anyway. You spend all your time thinking about beer and other trivial matters while being indifferent to matters of monumental importance, like what kind of nice gift I would appreciate for my birthday, which BTW is coming up in less than four months, so you'd better get cracking. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 31, 2011 Author Share Posted July 31, 2011 Who is up for some hillbilly hand fishing? I sh$t you not, a new TV show upcoming next week. America is truly on the decline. Who in their right mind would want to fish for hillbilly hands? That's just disgusting. I don't even understand the concept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 I don't even understand the concept. Hardly surprising. The industrial pollution that Ohio is famous for has undoubtedly corroded whatever brain functions still remained to you. That and your long association with Windbag Joe, which should be enough to take 50 points off anybody's IQ. And let's face it, Boo-Boo, you never had 50 points to spare. And I say that with all possible kindness. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 What the hell are moromon wives? Michael Like most things in the English language they are solely for the purpose of confusing Americans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Roflmao... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Speedy complains about my uber troopers spotting his sneeeksy sniper teams at long range whilst hidden in trees. I say that if his Kraut snipers choose to dress like Carmen Miranda and line dance through the undergrowth then it's not my GI's fault if they take a hankering to shooting the bejeebulus out of them. Its only fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Nidan1 complains about alot of things. He's retired so thats to be expected. Usually it's kids on the lawn or them dang tweety birds interrupting his afternoon naps or my merciless mortar fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Ramadan Kareem you infidel scum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Feeling a little peckish Stukes? I think i might have a nice juicy steak. Oh and as for your troops spotting it's obvious hax. Hmmm nice steak this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 I bring food into my office and carry on as if nothing has changed, obviously it would be insensitive to walk down the road chowing down a Big Mac but really it makes no difference to me. BTW, during Ramadan my work hours are 9am to 2pm, then it's home for beers, think about that when your long, tedious, menial day drags through the interminable hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 BTW, during Ramadan my work hours are 9am to 2pm, then it's home for beers, think about that when your long, tedious, menial day drags through the interminable hours. Fortunately that's not a problem for me. I sleep when I want to, eat when I want to, and play CMBN when I want to. Think about that while you are waiting for 2 PM to roll around. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie_Oz Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 9 till 2 is not very a devout "dawn till dusk" fast, neither are beers for that matter. Next you'll be allowing your woman to walk beside you and speak ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 She stole his favourite camel and pawned the ring: beer is the antidote for his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 We ate bacon last night too. I have a stash of 9 cartons of beer, 4 x bottles of Bourbon, 3 x bottles of Vodka, many red and white wines plus the usual array of Tequila, Cinchaca, Gin, Scotch, Jager and assorted other stuff to keep me well oiled for the Holy month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 I sleep when I want to, eat when I want to, If you can ever regain control of your bowels you'll have the trifecta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 I empty my bowels in your general direction. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 But not when you want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 I'll always do it for you, Stuky. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 1, 2011 Author Share Posted August 1, 2011 We ate bacon last night too. I have a stash of 9 cartons of beer, 4 x bottles of Bourbon, 3 x bottles of Vodka, many red and white wines plus the usual array of Tequila, Cinchaca, Gin, Scotch, Jager and assorted other stuff to keep me well oiled for the Holy month. Regardless of what you might think, Stuka does not have a drinking problem. He drinks. He gets drunk. He falls down. No problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 2, 2011 Author Share Posted August 2, 2011 If you can ever regain control of your bowels you'll have the trifecta. So he's lost control of his colon? He has no end punctuation at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie_Oz Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 So he's lost control of his colon? He has no end punctuation at all? I think he has some control, that would make it a semi-colon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 So he's lost control of his colon? He has no end punctuation at all? Wouldn't his end be puncuated by a small dot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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