Magpie_Oz Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Talking about Football. We weren't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 As part of the Peng Challenge Thread charter we strictly prohibit any comments based upon a person's race, creed, color, religion or national origin ... as long as it's American of course. And I see no reason why a person's age shouldn't be considered in the same category. On the other hand, when someone is clearly so massively retarded as to constitute a public hazard and annoyance, they should be made to wear a sign announcing that fact. ...while I live in Utah I am FROM TEXAS. Which state, in a rare burst of good taste and sound judgement evicted him forcibly. Utah, being underpopulated at the time, was willing to accept him, a decision they have since come to bitterly regret. ... I'm sorry ... where was I ... did I forget my pills again? What more needs to be said, eh? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 "Wheel him 'round the other side, Nanna." ...mumble...mumble...mumble... Did you say something? I could have sworn I saw your lips move... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 We weren't Every conversation is about football!! And you call yourself Australian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Every conversation is about football!! And you call yourself Australian? He's an abnormal Australian. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 We weren't We are now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Mace, how kind of you to drop in and grace our humble abode with your presence ... or not. Well it beats changing nappies...just. **looks at the picture** Say you're really digging from the bottom of the barrel for your Mormon wives now days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Every conversation is about football!! When we can't talk about beer.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 We can talk about our feelings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 I can hear crickets....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 The paratroops are closing in on you. Do you have your white flag ready? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie_Oz Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 He is Australian not French ! I thought it was the commandos that sneaked up in the dead of night? Right after Hans shows Willy a picture of his girl, or was it Hans shows his girl a picture of his willy? Either way we see the human side of an enemy and then the commandos strike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Thingy reference!! Joe, pass the cudgel, this one needs a beating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie_Oz Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Thingy reference!! Joe, pass the cudgel, this one needs a beating. Are you THAT keen to be a Stukcicle ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 It is you who would be committing Stukicide, best you remember your betters and keep your insubordination in check young whipper-snapper, me laddy-o, Mc ankle-biter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Thingy reference!! Joe, pass the cudgel, this one needs a beating.Well DUH! You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer are you Stuka. We figured that out pretty much from his first post but you were so enamored with a fellow Australian that you actually welcomed him. By the by lads, do you think it's just a coincidence that one of the earliest primitive humanoids was "Australopithecus"? I don't. In fact from now on I think that's how I'll refer to residents of that continent. For your posting ease I'll remind you that the plural is "Australopithecines". It's important that we maintain a united front against these worst of all GooberNationals. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer are you Stuka. If I was the sharpest knife in the drawer with you around Joe, I expect I'd find myself spilled onto the floor in no time. Lucky for me I'm more of a meat tenderizer kind of guy...I'd be in the 2nd drawer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 [meanwhile, it is a very special Dentures Night at the Paddock and something grey and heavy is proudly parading a set of fine Justicar gnashers with liberal application from a tub of Super Poligrip Utah Mormon Collectors Edition cream to ensure good adhesion] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 [meanwhile, it is a very special Dentures Night at the Paddock and something grey and heavy is proudly parading a set of fine Justicar gnashers with liberal application from a tub of Super Poligrip Utah Mormon Collectors Edition cream to ensure good adhesion] Finally turned pro, eh? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Lucky for me I'm more of a meat tenderizer kind of guy. You beat your meat often? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie_Oz Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 By the by lads, do you think it's just a coincidence that one of the earliest primitive humanoids was "Australopithecus"? I don't. And you are correct, things with "Austal" in their name, apart from meaning South also represent a group that is some what ahead of everyone else. We Australs were well along the evolutionary path when the rest of the world was devoid of higher forms of intelligent life. A situation that continues to this day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie_Oz Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 You beat your meat often? And you are at ME for thingy references ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 If I was the sharpest knife in the drawer with you around Joe, I expect I'd find myself spilled onto the floor in no time. Oooh, that's gonna leave a mark. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 And you are correct, things with "Austal" in their name, apart from meaning South also represent a group that is some what ahead of everyone else. We Australs were well along the evolutionary path when the rest of the world was devoid of higher forms of intelligent life. A situation that continues to this day. You Australopithecines certainly were here first ... just as blue green algae was here first ... neither has evolved appreciably since. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Did you say something? I could have sworn I saw your lips move... Michael I think he was trying to read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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