Boo Radley Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 The Rules: Iggy Pop) Be so kind as to Sod off now, please! Eileen Ivers) See Above Bobby Colomby) NEXT! Glen Yarborough) Confused? No doubt. Abandon all hope and any pocket change ye may have. Carly Simon) This is the Peng Challenge Thread. Challenge someone SPECIFIC to a CM match, so long as you don't challenge a Kanigget, a Lady of the Pool, or one of the Olde Ones. Preferably, you should challenge an SSN such as yourself. If you don't know what a Knigget, a Lady of the Pool, and Olde Ones or an SSN are, then you should just Sod Off! Paul Simon) By CHALLENGE, we mean you should sound off like you have a pair larger than that belonging to your average Hamstertruppen. If this is beyond your ability, Sod Off. Simon Standidge) Do not sound off ABOUT your pair. We aren't interested in such minor things. Pretend you have a modicum of style, of panache, of wittiness, or at least the intelligence God granted your average orangutan. If this is beyond your ability, then Sod Off! That Lololo Guy) Still here? If you have any questions about the above, please take a seat in the nearest lavatory. One of our customer assistance specialists (Hiram?! Get over here! We have another project for you!) will be with you shortly. Or you could just Sod Off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I'll be looking for my royalties check, Boo. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 You have progressed mightily young Boo Radley, I see that my tutelage hasn't been entirely in vain. These rules I find to be adequate ... which is a vast improvement over your usual abominable. Let us hope that the SSNs who wander in here expecting to find the answers to their obscure questions about 60mm mortars will actually (a) be ABLE to read them and ( have the necessary modicum of wit to understand them. By the way, I am breaking my usual habit of not taking a personal laptop on business next week ... guess why. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Joe Shaw Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Mormon wives porn? Silence lad, you'll not be wanting a Quasi Annual Inspection, Audit and Review from your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread, trust me you won't. But if this continues I may be forced ... FORCED ... to lay one on in the next few weeks if I happen to have a business trip to Seattle ... AS IS CURRENTLY PENCILED IN! Have a care young man, a Quasi Annual Audit, Review and Inspection is nothing to be sneezed at ... ask MrSpkr. The poor lad was pale, trembling and drenched in sweat after our meeting at the steakhouse. I'm surprised he was able to get home. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 19, 2011 Author Share Posted May 19, 2011 I'll be looking for my royalties check, Boo. Steve So you can forward them on to Joe? How... sycophantic of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 You have progressed mightily young Boo Radley, I see that my tutelage hasn't been entirely in vain. These rules I find to be adequate ... which is a vast improvement over your usual abominable. Let us hope that the SSNs who wander in here expecting to find the answers to their obscure questions about 60mm mortars will actually (a) be ABLE to read them and ( have the necessary modicum of wit to understand them. By the way, I am breaking my usual habit of not taking a personal laptop on business next week ... guess why. Joe Joebob, of course it was in vain, after all it is Boo we are talking about. Being from the House of jdmorse alone makes it all in vain. Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 New thread huh? *sniff* I don't care much for the company but at least the Master Project Manager suite is ready. When my stenographers arrive show them through to my private jacuzzi will you? *throws a handful of Aussie small change in the air and departs whilst the 'merkins fight over the coins like seagulls over a chip* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 19, 2011 Author Share Posted May 19, 2011 Joebob, of course it was in vain, after all it is Boo we are talking about. Being from the House of jdmorse alone makes it all in vain. Rune Compared to the glorious (And real) House jdmorse, the (Completely made up because he's just an 'Other Recognized') house o' Rune is naught but a lean-to behind a Chicago rendering plant. How do I know this? Because I've heard the complaints from the rendering plant workers that they can't stand the stench emanating from the aforementioned lean-to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 New thread huh? *sniff* I don't care much for the company but at least the Master Project Manager suite is ready. When my stenographers arrive show them through to my private jacuzzi will you? *throws a handful of Aussie small change in the air and departs whilst the 'merkins fight over the coins like seagulls over a chip* Your stenographers are on the way ... they're really excited about joining you in the jacuzzi, they all have their bathing suits and bathing caps. This is something of an old photo of them ... they may look a bit different now. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Your stenographers are on the way ... they're really excited about joining you in the jacuzzi, they all have their bathing suits and bathing caps. This is something of an old photo of them ... they may look a bit different now. Plus, you may need to pry them out of their coffins unless you have an olympic sized jacuzzi as otherwise it's apt to get a little cramped in there. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Plus, you may need to pry them out of their coffins unless you have an olympic sized jacuzzi as otherwise it's apt to get a little cramped in there. Michael Nonsense Michael, they're all alive and kicking ... well alive anyway ... so far. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 19, 2011 Author Share Posted May 19, 2011 When my stenographers arrive show them through to my private jacuzzi will you? No problem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I'd totally do the two on the right, and the others would scrub up pretty good too after an Olde Unca Stukey makeover. You're too fussy Joe, thats why you were a virgin until you were 74. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 19, 2011 Author Share Posted May 19, 2011 ... after an Olde Unca Stukey makeover. Is that the one which utilizes a shovel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Is that the one which utilizes a shovel? It's actually more disturbing than that, rumor has it that he dresses them all up in Kangaroo costumes and then ... well, no need to get into the sordid details. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Don't knock the traditional Kangaroo costumes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Some of them are HOT!!!11One!!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PapaKhann Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Have a care young man, a Quasi Annual Audit, Review and Inspection is nothing to be sneezed at ... ask MrSpkr. The poor lad was pale, trembling and drenched in sweat after our meeting at the steakhouse. I'm surprised he was able to get home. Joe MrSpkr... Pale, trembling and drenched in sweat? So, business as usual then? Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PapaKhann Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 No problem! Nice picture of a Radley family gathering, Boo. Tell me, does the rest of the Radley clan still allow you to show up at those shindigs, or did you take that photo from the concealment of a nearby bush? Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 19, 2011 Author Share Posted May 19, 2011 Joe? The worst Squire in the world is getting uppity again. I believe he's your spawn? We're all so very happy you decided to elevate him to the hallowed position of full Kanigget. And from that little mistake, he finagled his way to become a SENIOR Kanigget! And do you remember how he did that? He won a bet against Seanachai! Let me repeat that for you. He won a bet against Seanachai! That's tantamount to being made a SENIOR Kanigget for hitting the ground when he passes out. Or spits. Where's the grandeur, man? Where's the sense of accomplishment? WHERE'S THE WORTH??? He won a bet against Seanachai! That's like a deer becoming a world-class predator because it SNUCK UP ON A LEAF! See? This is what's wrong with the MBT any more. Well, that and the Aussies, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Nice picture of a Radley family gathering, Boo. Tell me, does the rest of the Radley clan still allow you to show up at those shindigs, or did you take that photo from the concealment of a nearby bush? PapaOh come on PapaKhann, pay attention. There are two ladies in bikinis ... do you REALLY think they would knowingly let Boo Radley around them with a camera? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Joe? The worst Squire in the world is getting uppity again. I believe he's your spawn? We're all so very happy you decided to elevate him to the hallowed position of full Kanigget. And from that little mistake, he finagled his way to become a SENIOR Kanigget! And do you remember how he did that? He won a bet against Seanachai! Let me repeat that for you. He won a bet against Seanachai! That's tantamount to being made a SENIOR Kanigget for hitting the ground when he passes out. Or spits. Where's the grandeur, man? Where's the sense of accomplishment? WHERE'S THE WORTH??? He won a bet against Seanachai! That's like a deer becoming a world-class predator because it SNUCK UP ON A LEAF! See? This is what's wrong with the MBT any more. Well, that and the Aussies, of course. I know, I know, but there's no arguing with Seanachai when he's in one of his "moods". And I've admitted that PapaKhann was the one exception to my usual impeccable selection of Squires. It happens. I serve at the pleasure of the Olde Ones and am bound to execute their commands ... no matter how nonsensical they may be. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 19, 2011 Author Share Posted May 19, 2011 And I've admitted that PapaKhann was the one * exception to my usual impeccable selection of Squires. Joe * Underlined by me in order to point out the Justicar's faux pas. Or fox pee, as the case may be. Meaning that you consider Lars to be an impeccable Squire? Could you tell me where your getting your word definitions? The collected writings of The Ritz Brothers"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 * Underlined by me in order to point out the Justicar's faux pas. Or fox pee, as the case may be. Meaning that you consider Lars to be an impeccable Squire? Could you tell me where your getting your word definitions? The collected writings of The Ritz Brothers"?I didn't say that he was an impeccable squire, merely that my judgement on adequate squires was impeccable ... with the exception of PapaKhann. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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