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Captain Kirk.Is that a Klingon vessel.All I could think about when I saw this was Star Trek Phaser noise.

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Hej Pete - thanks for the scenario :). Unfortunately it was me that caught the AI and stopped the attack on and before the first minefield ;).

Playing as Germans against the AI, two Panthers are just an overkill against those few Shermans. One or two PzIV would be more balanced I believe. Of course the odds would look differently if this was played H2H.

Maybe I'll try as US against AI.... but this would be spoiled by the fact I know the German force composition and where they are positioned...

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This picture explains why my landsers are so inaccurate. With such a misaligned chamber and loose throat, it's a wonder the bullets even find their way down the barrel! This could only be discovered by using the X-ray vision hotkey combination. Well done.


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ROBIN: Ah. W-- well, actually I-- I am a Knight of the Round Table.

ALL HEADS: You're a Knight of the Round Table?

ROBIN: I am.

LEFT HEAD: In that case, I shall have to kill you.


RIGHT HEAD: Oh, I don't think so.

MIDDLE HEAD: Well, what do I think?

LEFT HEAD: I think kill him.

RIGHT HEAD: Oh, let's be nice to him.

LEFT HEAD: Oh, shut up.

ROBIN: Perhaps I could--

LEFT HEAD: And you. Oh, quick! Get the sword out. I want to cut his head off!

RIGHT HEAD: Oh, cut your own head off!

MIDDLE HEAD: Yes, do us all a favour!


RIGHT HEAD: Yapping on all the time.

MIDDLE HEAD: You're lucky. You're not next to him.

LEFT HEAD: What do you mean?

MIDDLE HEAD: You snore!

LEFT HEAD: Oh, I don't. Anyway, you've got bad breath.

MIDDLE HEAD: Well, it's only because you don't brush my teeth.

RIGHT HEAD: Oh, stop bi**hing and let's go have tea.

LEFT HEAD: Oh, all right. All right. All right. We'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits.


RIGHT HEAD: Oh, not biscuits.

LEFT HEAD: All right. All right, not biscuits, but let's kill him anyway.


MIDDLE HEAD: He buggered off.

RIGHT HEAD: So he has. He's scarpered.

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Storming the beach is a great start. I would recommend that no bunker's on top a crest ever, instead slightly down on the "military crest."

Second, a few water puddles on the beach showing the tide left some sea water.

Next no fences but instead poles with mines on top ( Rommel Spargel).

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LoL, now this I like. Talk about camo.....,"I took a head of cabbage and peeled it apart, placing the layer back on my helmet in the right order. I hid in that cabbage garden until the end of the war, only leaving when nature called which you can imagine deserved a medal all by itself since all I ate was cabbage!"

Now that is a war story!!!

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