Stuka Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 A pipe. A nice counterpart to a cigar. Got your slippers too there, Gran'pappy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 I say you are too generous by 7/8ths Says the man whose very name proclaims that he's a scout (the only good scout is a dead scout) ... and let's be honest, there's no way ng cavscout could do the "complicated" math involved to calculate what 7/8ths of one half would be. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 I say you are too generous by 7/8ths I see your point. You may put your hat back on now. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 18, 2011 Author Share Posted April 18, 2011 A pipe. A nice counterpart to a cigar. A "dottle" is what you call the burnt out plug of tobacco you knock out of a pipe when you're done smoking. But a burnt out plug can also be called a Joe Shaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 A "dottle" is what you call the burnt out plug of tobacco you knock out of a pipe when you're done smoking. But a burnt out plug can also be called a Joe Shaw.As much as it pains me I must give Boo Radley his bullet back and put him in charge of the CessPool for the next week. I'm going somewhere scenic ... unfortunately it's for work but what can you do. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 I'm going somewhere scenic ... unfortunately it's for work but what can you do. What, they've got you breaking rocks at the Grand Canyon? As distinct from breaking wind here? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 What, they've got you breaking rocks at the Grand Canyon? As distinct from breaking wind here? Michael Not EVERYONE does manual labor for their daily bread Michael, some of use the brain that Gawd gave us and the wit we've developed to make the world a better place ... or at least to get our daily Egg McMuffin. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 ...some of use the brain that Gawd gave us... Which in your case is...none at all. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 18, 2011 Author Share Posted April 18, 2011 Stikky has some farking HUGE assault guns defending his flags and he's sooooooo sure of himself that he's just put them right out in the open, saucy as you please! He probably feels that my puny 75mm Shermies pose absolutely no threat to his big, honkin' guns with their soooperior armor. Well... I guess that means I'll have to cheat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Cue NooB the rampant edge hugger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Which in your case is...none at all. Michael Are you not feeling well Michael? I ask because that was particularly weak. Mind you we don't expect glittering prose from you every time, which is good because we have yet to see even one instance of such, but the above was just mailed in. Did you get a new app for your iphone, you know, that free one called "Insults 1.0?" Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 18, 2011 Author Share Posted April 18, 2011 Cue NooB the rampant edge hugger! When I do it, it's "edge hugging". When you do it, it's "righteous, in your face, sooperior outflanking manhoovers on 'roids, Beotch!11!!111one!", which once again shows us the evil aftermath of what happens when one cops too many hits off the tail pipe of their truck. It's like that old commercial where they show this egg and say, "Hey kids, this is your brain", and then drop it in a frying pan (Which always made me hungry) and say, "And this is your brain on drugs". But if it'd been your brain they were talking about, they would have first showed the guy holding... well... nothing actually, and then for the drug part, they'd show a train wreck, various scenes from the awful movie "Robot Monster", ten seconds of an old TV test pattern, the Keystone Kops, a cattle stampede, and Mr. Bean dancing. All to the musical accompaniment of a slide whistle played by a tone deaf lemur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Stikky has some farking HUGE assault guns defending his flags and he's sooooooo sure of himself that he's just put them right out in the open, saucy as you please! He probably feels that my puny 75mm Shermies pose absolutely no threat to his big, honkin' guns with their soooperior armor. Well... I guess that means I'll have to cheat. 20 cm of sloped armour can't be wrong! Next time I'm getting JagdTigers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 ...that was particularly weak. Do you actually imagine that you deserve better, puny mortal? Your pretensions make me laugh. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 18, 2011 Author Share Posted April 18, 2011 20 cm of sloped armour can't be wrong! Next time I'm getting JagdTigers... Next time you'll be Allies, so if you show up with fecking JagdTigers I'll have proof that you've hacked the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 As much as it pains me I must give Boo Radley his bullet back Knowing BooBoo's incompetence if he fails to shoot himself can we do it for him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 19, 2011 Author Share Posted April 19, 2011 Knowing BooBoo's incompetence if he fails to shoot himself can we do it for him? You see it as incompetence, whereas I see it as craftiness. But then, we all go with our strengths, don't we Speedy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 You see it as incompetence, whereas I see it as craftiness. But then, we all go with our strengths, don't we Speedy? True, thats why I go with AWESOMENESS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 True, thats why I go with AWESOMENESS!! you the aussie Charlie Sheen with your Violent Torpedo of Dingoes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 19, 2011 Author Share Posted April 19, 2011 True, thats why I go with AWESOMENESS!! Because opposites attract? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Because opposites attract? Go outside if you want to sing Paula Abdul songs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 you the aussie Charlie Sheen with your Violent Torpedo of Dingoes? Maybe...sort of...I dunno...what are you talking about? Is that a thingy reference? You know how Joe Xhia likes those...certainly Emrys gets a twinkle in his eye if a low brow inference can be made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 20, 2011 Author Share Posted April 20, 2011 Go outside if you want to sing Paula Abdul songs! Somehow, I get the idea you... you're into disco-like dance music! You are, aren't you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Go outside if you want to sing Paula Abdul songs! You made look that up. I.Hate.You. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 My machine is pwned. Bad joss to you all - you still get to see the stuff I write (the pwnership is imperfect and subject to whims I do not understand). Hiram can't spell violet, Boo is the best, Stuka (or those parts of him that he most prizes, tho' they be so miniscule) will end up as the entree at some god-approved wedding of cannibal camel clanners. Foul ol' Joe takes his R&R more frequently these days - is he suffering? We hope so. Boo, I see you took a leaf from the playbook and promoted yourself to Olde One. If you will suffer the critcism, your repartee vis-a-vis the mewling of the SSN lacked, hmm, tang. No spice on the tongue, no frisson of the inner ear, no challenge to the mental capacity of your beloved readers ('cept Stukes, poor guy, he can barely parse "I am") it was as bland as the stimulus. I suggest (if you live in godzone) you get down to Dan's and get a bottle of Tariquet VSOP - damn fine stuff for the money. If you can't stand the French, get a bottle of Ardbeg (the price has gone beyond my means, or conscionable ability to pay, so it doesn't matter if I promote it). Happy Jesus killing anniversary everyone - chocolate is proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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