dalem Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 and when you say sleeping you of course mean...? For Seanachai it means "drinking all of your booze, smoking all of your cigars, then sh*tting himself while passed out cold in your bathtub." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 There might come a day when Belgium looks pretty good to me... Sadly, you won't look good to the Belgians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Or to anyone else who still retains vision in either eye. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Public servants are always underpayed[ /insert sound of whips and handcuffs] Yeh but think of all the free pens (you know, the ones you stick in your shirt pocket and forget about, only to rediscover it once you get home)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Yeh but think of all the free pens (you know, the ones you stick in your shirt pocket and forget about, only to rediscover it once you get home)! Free pens? You are really a wild man, you know that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Sadly, you won't look good to the Belgians. Obviously, Boo, for anyone that isn't dealing with an almost psychotic level of self-involvement, I wouldn't 'look good'. When the time comes for me to, perhaps, 'flee to Belgium' (or Ohio), I'm not anticipating cheering crowds, tiny flags on sticks, and all the other paraphernalia of people welcoming in their 'Liberator'. I'm anticipating a quiet ceremony, where the local members of the Peng Challenge Thread show up to kneel before me, kiss my ring, and say 'Old One.' Of course, I'll simply be happy if they don't hit me with a tazer and get the boot in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 For Seanachai it means "drinking all of your booze, smoking all of your cigars, then sh*tting himself while passed out cold in your bathtub." You disappoint me. I've never even been in your bathtub. In this you have done me a disservice. Within two weeks, I will be taking you to my cabin at Lake of the Woods. I have used all my credit within the Family to take you to our place Up North, and still you speak of me in this disrespectful and dishonest way. I am filled with sorrow, to see you show me so little respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Yeh but think of all the free pens (you know, the ones you stick in your shirt pocket and forget about, only to rediscover it once you get home)! Ummm...you're almost completely insane, aren't you, Mace? I mean, even for an Australian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 [Meanwhile, its Birthing Day at the Paddock, and something gray and heavy has carefully positioned itself so that the entry of life into the gloom of existence can be shared by all. And with a heave and huff and a puff and the occasional *honk* the joyous moment is almost near. Head between forelimbs, aft-limbs braced for expulsion something is catapulted towards the shed...] *Honk* *Honk* *Honkety* *Honk*... ooooh, I've begotten me first rubber Gnome. I think I want to try that again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Yeh but think of all the free pens (you know, the ones you stick in your shirt pocket and forget about, only to rediscover it once you get home)! Hush! I'm only days away from opening a small shop with pens,rubber stamps and staples i've "liberated" from government oppression! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 You disappoint me. I've never even been in your bathtub. Not even if you wanted too, it's full of corpses dissolving in acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 RIP Chupacabra http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=7931032 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Within two weeks, I will be taking you to my cabin at Lake of the Woods. This sounds like the opening to a really good horror movie involving such things as industrial meat grinders and vicious dogs. Pray develop this idea for us. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 No Post in this slot. Grrrrrrr. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Nor here either. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 RIP Chupacabra http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=7931032 "All I know is, it wasn't normal." Par for the course for Australia, wouldn't you say? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 If only you could read instead of merely drooling at the pretty pop-up pictures in books you'd have noticed that this 'not-normal' animal was discovered in TEXAS. It was 'not normal' in the fact that it had a disgusting skin parasite condition and internal worms... so in fact it could have easily have been found anywhere in the US of A. Such as Michael's house for instance* * I use the word 'house' in it's broadest possible tense, think more along the lines of 'windowless, padded cubicle for the criminally bewildered' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Chupacabra translates as Goat Sucker.... So i guess the good old just a carrot is quite eligable as culprit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 It feels like something is missing... Freaky old gnomes, bitter and bewildered Emerys, goofy Boo, stinking cesspool... it all seems to be there... Yet, i feel this longing for... Well, longing may not be the correct word ; you know the feeling! It's like when you fall off a ladder,break both your legs and you are still waiting for the ladder itself to collaps and hit you on the head but nothing happens... Ha, now I know ! Where is Abbott ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Nor here either. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!! Michael This is my Emrys. Normally he's very nice, but I got him mad so he would growl and show his teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 He's our little pet Chupacabra... throw him a goat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 This sounds like the opening to a really good horror movie involving such things as industrial meat grinders and vicious dogs. Pray develop this idea for us. Michael Don't forget the wood chipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 If only you could read instead of merely drooling at the pretty pop-up pictures in books you'd have noticed that this 'not-normal' animal was discovered in TEXAS. Yes, I noticed that not only in the report you linked to, but a few years ago when the alleged critters first began turning up in the news. So what? Leave it to you to attempt to make a mistaken point and end up shooting yourself in the foot. Idjit. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Where is Abbott ??? Either he got banned or stalked off in a snit. Either way, he's been gone a couple of years now. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Don't forget the wood chipper. Oh, wood chippers are so last year. Snow plows might be interesting though. Or large lawn mowers. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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