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What would a [sneer]Victorian [/sneer] know about it anyway? You lot are the Ohioans of Australia.

So they go around with fans of golden light streaming from their heads, while Seraphim and Cherubim shower rose petals down on them and they are as gods to other men?

Their eyes are clear, their teeth are white, their limbs are long and straight?

If asked what their vision of a true "Hero" was, Greek philosophers would have pointed at one and said, "There ya go, Sport."

Women want them and men want to BE them?

Yeah... it's a tough job, but someone has to do it. Might as well be folks like us.

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That's the best you can come up with? I'd almost almost prefer to hear dalem versify.

Comin' up.

Ahem.

Seanachai's Round and He's Drunk and He's Stout

Ohhh Seanachai's round and he's drunk and he's stout

But he would not send the setup out

He'd caper and prance and lurch about

he'd guzzle the booze and sniff the cooze

And though his opponent would scream and shout

He simply would not send the setup out

And so his piles they sent him reeling

Empty bottles, rotten feelings

Wasted dreams, hopping fleas

Nightmares he could not appease

They filled his days they filled his nights

He danced alone and soiled his tights

With dirty shirts and aching bones

Sobbing rentals of Home Alone

Loose sh!ts, puce sh!ts, wormy meal

Visions of bloody cold cold steel

Fevered thrusts of withered loins

Trumpeting arse and hunted coins

Calls that queried all unanswered

Appointments missed with fevered rancor

The setup waited on down the ages

It birthed excuses they took up pages

Terrain unpicked, forces blank

Attack or Probe, perhaps a tank

Italy Desert Africa

Morale bonus or a rare Puma

Hills for sure or maybe flat

Mechanized he'd go for that

Random slots, or player pick

(A bicycle seat, sniff it quick)

Allied Axis Canuck or Pole

Eschew the Brits, they're on the dole

At last the setup so delayed

The fear was that he might be laid

All the neighbors called the cops

Cuz he ne'er thought to toss the slops

And finally Seanachai round drunk and stout

Said "Okay, I'll send the setup out"

But then of course it was too late

The setup delay had garnered hate

From St. Paul to the sewer grate

And there with the setup that he did hate

Poor Seanachai met an awful fate

That I cannot right now relate

Because the chance is much too late

But players remember Seanachai's bout

And always send the setup out

We're House Persiflage, good night!

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I thought it ROCKED! There was the slapping of thighs and leaping from table to table, not to mention the smashing of beer bottles on the Emrys Effigy of Disgrace which sits on the end of the bar.

Sure, the entertainments pretty sparse around here, but still...

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And for Boo, gawd bless his lack of geographical knowledge:

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As you can see, Queensland is way north of Victoria. Why? Because we Victorians don't want to live anywhere near Stuka!

And notice how Western Australia is across the other side of the continent? Yep...Noba lives there!

And you guessed it...the USA is clear across the other side of the planet, if you catch my techtonic plate drift.

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So you can clearly see here that [sneer]Victoria[/sneer] is pretty much at the arse end of Australia and appears to have pooped out Tasmania..

In comparison you will note that [proud]Queensland[/proud] is more of less in the beer gut region of the continent.

Which is fitting.

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So you can clearly see here that [sneer]Victoria[/sneer] is pretty much at the arse end of Australia and appears to have pooped out Tasmania..

In comparison you will note that [proud]Queensland[/proud] is more of less in the beer gut region of the continent.

Which is fitting.

Wait! Wait! If Victoria pooped out Tasmania, how could Queensland be the beer gut? It's on the wrong side. It would have to be more like the hunchback of Oddstralia.

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And for Boo, gawd bless his lack of geographical knowledge:

As you can see, Queensland is way north of Victoria. Why? Because we Victorians don't want to live anywhere near Stuka!

But Stuka lives in Qatar, which, as far as I can tell, is nowhere near Queensland.

Seems to me that YOU'RE the geographical bumpkin around here.

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Yesss, well Mace was never the brightest of sparks in the class was he?

Still he IS from [sneer]Victoria[/sneer] and so must be given some accolades for at least being capable of pointing out Australia on a map of Australia......most times.

The fact that Qatar is not, in fact, Australia must not be overstated......on a map they are both big blobby looking things and on a good day, big blobby things are about as recognisant as your average [sneer]Victorian[/sneer] can accommodate.

And let's not forget that Mace is very average.

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The fact that Qatar is not, in fact, Australia must not be overstated......on a map they are both big blobby looking things and on a good day, big blobby things are about as recognisant as your average [sneer]Victorian[/sneer] can accommodate.

It looks like Michigan, but without the thumb.

Where's the thumb????

Oh, wait... this is Stuka-Nuka-Puka-Pants... we know where the thumb is.

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What would a [sneer]Victorian [/sneer] know about it anyway? You lot are the Ohioans of Australia and hence your opinions count for naught.

Oh my gods, look! The absolute nether end of humanity insists on having a hierarchy! It's like watching the block of guttering outside an all-night take-out debate with itself about which part truly represents the least soiled and most easily hosed-out stretch...

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As an Olde One, I can definitely take umbrage at Seanachai's post.

Can't we hurl him into the Outer Void, or cancel all his AAA memberships, or somefink?

I sent you a file.

Did you receive said file?

Have you processed said file?

Will you be returning said file?

Or, are you the lowest form of life possible...

A CM tease.

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