flammenwerfer Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 The dog barks and the caravan moves on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 23, 2010 Author Share Posted February 23, 2010 The dog barks and the caravan moves on. Filled with the carny folk flemmywiffle calls family... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Filled with the carny folk flemmywiffle calls family... The hunchback, bearded lady, 500 pound man, boy with two heads... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Filled with the carny folk flemmywiffle calls family... Well, that would make you the dog.... Mr Poos Badly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 It smells worse than usual in here. I'd say you smelt it, you dealt it, but everybody knows we ladies never fart. *casts an eye towards the Aussies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 24, 2010 Author Share Posted February 24, 2010 Well, that would make you the dog.... Mr Poos Badly. Once again, ferbleberfer, your line of reasoning leaves much to be desired. Much like your looks, personality, personal hygiene, wardrobe style, vocation, overuse of unguents... the list goes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 I'd say you smelt it, you dealt it, but everybody knows we ladies never fart. *casts an eye towards the Aussies* I'd rate it a six - good brio, but lacking in the specific moist timbre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Thats quite the hobby you got there costard, flatulence sommelier must be quite the ice breaker at dinner parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Oh look, Baby Stukes has learned a new big word he can toss into conversations to make himself look sophisticated! And aren't we impressed! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 W00T!! End of the working week for me, taking tomorrow off for a well earned long weekend in Dubai...sucks to be you lot! Especially sucky to be Emry's what with the whole no teeth thing and all.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 W00T!! End of the working week for me, taking tomorrow off for a well earned long weekend in Dubai...sucks to be you lot! Especially sucky to be Emry's what with the whole no teeth thing and all.... Why don't you make a name for yourself and be the first suicide from the Burj Khalifa.... Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 -6F this morning. Not much, but the best we could do for Shaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 -6F this morning. Not much, but the best we could do for Shaw. If you were to bury him in a snowbank, maybe nobody would notice the smell until spring. Just a thought... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 -6F this morning. Not much, but the best we could do for Shaw. It was more than sufficient thank you ... a nice brisk walk to the office followed immediately by further brisk shivering and stomping of feet to get the feeling back. And I didn't get you anything ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 24, 2010 Author Share Posted February 24, 2010 It was more than sufficient thank you ... a nice brisk walk to the office followed immediately by further brisk shivering and stomping of feet to get the feeling back. And I didn't get you anything ... Joe Brisk walks are good. Running is even better. It adds to the wind chill factor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Brisk walks are good. Running is even better. It adds to the wind chill factor. Not to mention the increased chance of a cardiac arrest or being squashed by a bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 25, 2010 Author Share Posted February 25, 2010 Not to mention the increased chance of a cardiac arrest or being squashed by a bus. Or slipping and falling on the ice. But even if you stay upright, sucking that subzero air right into your lungs is really invigorating. At least before the hemorrhaging starts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 It was more than sufficient thank you ... a nice brisk walk to the office followed immediately by further brisk shivering and stomping of feet to get the feeling back. And I didn't get you anything ... Joe No prob, just knowing you were cold was enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 ok sorry . It should go to the other forum.. Coventry ? Moi ? please Joe , evaluate ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Oh crap. Not another one of those. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Oh crap. Not another one of those. MichaelI would remind everyone that Konrad has been and is sent to Coventry long ago ... for obvious reasons. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 I would remind everyone that Konrad has been and is sent to Coventry long ago ... for obvious reasons. Good. Let's keep it that way. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Good. Let's keep it that way. Michael OK .. I had no idea it was so over the top. thought was funny, specially if you will care to track where it did came from. don't wish to troll here , as I do respect you guys.. hate to be such a drama queen , but it feels a bit awkward. not sure why this hostility from you , but if you feel is deserved and you were offended I apologize. thereby bye and thank you for all this years... and occasional bits of rotten fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 I would remind everyone that Konrad has been and is sent to Coventry long ago ... for obvious reasons. Joe Joe are you sure about that? I don't remember Konrad being sent to Coventry. I thought he was always welcome here. Maybe I missed something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 26, 2010 Author Share Posted February 26, 2010 I was looking through my Auxilliary Backup Deputy Justicar of the Peng Challenge Thread conference notes from that week and in between the talented drawings of Joe being bombed, strafed and machine gunned by some really artistically rendered tanks and P-51s, I have notes that say, "STFU!!1111!11 and "Sum up! For the love of GAWD, just sum up!!11!", then a drawing of Joe being chased by a T-Rex and a short poem comparing Joe to Sauron. There's also a drawing of a man with his head tilted back and a stream of Z's coming out of his mouth, to depict snoring, I suppose. And in big, blocky letters the phrase DIE, JOE! DIE!! which I think is German for "The Joe The." Some more STFU's and a few scatological references. Then off to the side, there's something that says, "Lenak. sent to Co...", but the rest is obscured by a coffee stain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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