Joe Shaw Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 How come every time I see one of Joe's post I get the irresistible urge to scroll down as fast as the wheel on my mouse allows? It's psychological ... when you see my posts it makes you realize how inadequate you are and you hurry past in the hopes of retaining some shred of dignity ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 How come every time I see one of Joe's post I get the irresistible urge to scroll down as fast as the wheel on my mouse allows? Ahh, you young whippersnappers and your wheel mouses. Why, back in Joe's day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 17, 2009 Author Share Posted February 17, 2009 How come every time I see one of Joe's post I get the irresistible urge to scroll down as fast as the wheel on my mouse allows? Perhaps you are not so severely retarded as has been alleged. I wouldn't bet my life savings on that though. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 17, 2009 Author Share Posted February 17, 2009 Why, back in Joe's day... They were still filtering algae through their gills, not having figured out the benefits of oxygen yet. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 What's that in your mouth.... Algae? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Perhaps you are not so severely retarded as has been alleged. I wouldn't bet my life savings on that though. Michael I'll see that dime and raise you a nickel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Don't say that! You'll give him delusions of adequacy. I'd rather money, or beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I'd rather money, or beer.I thought beer was the currency of choice in Oddstraylya. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 As long as it's not Fosters! That crap we sell to the 'merkins! *snigger* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 So, how many bottles of VB do your sheep take from you for the 'services'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I'll see that dime and raise you a nickel! There goes your weekly allowance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfp MkII Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I thought beer was the currency of choice in Oddstraylya. Steve They have an economic system?..The things you learn here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 There goes your weekly allowance. Should I point out that I live in a tax free environment and unlike some countries *cough* 'merka *cough*, the good ol' Oz guv'mint couldn't care less about what I earn overseas so it's mine....all MIIIIIIIIINE!! Mu..muha...muahaaahahaaahaaaaaa!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Till you go home and have to flush. http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,24659589-5005369,00.html In a beer based society, that's gotta hurt. Of course, I suspect most of you will just carry on killing the missus' houseplants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Just wondering -- has anyone seen Leeo recently? While his insurgent pixeltruppen in our QB seem happy about his absence, I haven't finished taunting his incompetence. Perhaps I should look for a backwoods redneck on milk cartons . . . Then again, perhaps it is better to let sleeping dogs lie . . . Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 This is typical behavior for poor Leeo. He has a regular cycle of lucidity which lasts between two or three weeks. He then predictibly relapses into a state of alcohol induced dementia, and is out of touch with both reality and his obligations to sending email turns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Here's a more recent picture of Leeo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Mister Squeaker made me smirk. Try harder, old people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Mister Squeaker made me smirk. Try harder, old people! There ain't no one older than you...smirk on that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 17, 2009 Author Share Posted February 17, 2009 Ye gods but you all are an unattractive lot. No wonder you spend all your time playing computer games. I bet the only time anyone speaks to you at parties is when the hostess quietly pulls you aside and asks you to please leave. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 piss orf you old wanker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 17, 2009 Author Share Posted February 17, 2009 Did I strike a nerve there, Stukie? Maybe an uncomfortable memory that you have had visited upon you time and again? Thank you. That truly warms my heart and gets my day off to a cheerful start. [happy smile] Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Ye gods but you all are an unattractive lot. No wonder you spend all your time playing computer games. I bet the only time anyone speaks to you at parties is when the hostess quietly pulls you aside and asks you to please leave. MichaelAnd how much worse must it be for someone who spends all of his time on a board about wargames ... but can't even claim that he PLAYS the games. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I bet the only time anyone speaks to you at parties is when the hostess quietly pulls you aside and asks you to please leave. I'll take that bet. You made the mistake of assuming they get invited in the first place. So pay up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Did I strike a nerve there, Stukie? Maybe an uncomfortable memory that you have had visited upon you time and again? Thank you. That truly warms my heart and gets my day off to a cheerful start. [happy smile] Michael Still getting up at the crack of noon, I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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