Bugged Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Its a mass mating ritual this facebook stuff! Well if that doesn't get Lars to sign up, then nothing will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 7, 2009 Author Share Posted January 7, 2009 Well if that doesn't get Lars to sign up, then nothing will. But knowing him, he'll be awash in fox pee, hiding up in a tree. He won't be hunting or anything... he just likes sitting quietly in trees covered in eau de l'urine de renard. I've mentioned to him that he might look for a different hobby, but he says he gets hours of enjoyment out of it and it's one of the few things he's really good at... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I've had umpteen fingers of vodka, and I'll dominate eberey last man-jack amongst ya. S'Truth! Any-who, that prodigal aussie Stuka owes me a set-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I've never pictured Leeo as the dominatrix typre.....and i don't want to now either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Four fingers of vodka? Isn't it easier to drink it out of a glass? You're forgetting how primitive these buggers are. Why, some of them are even from some dark place called Australia where they perform unspeakable rituals involving such vile contrivances as the ones they call "barbies", proof positive that they have unwholesome attachments to inflatable dolls. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I'd pay double to avoid drinking that ****e. Send me your money and I'll promise never to serve you any. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 8, 2009 Author Share Posted January 8, 2009 You're forgetting how primitive these buggers are. Why, some of them are even from some dark place called Australia where they perform unspeakable rituals involving such vile contrivances as the ones they call "barbies", proof positive that they have unwholesome attachments to inflatable dolls. Michael Barbie's aren't inflatable. er... from what I've heard, that is. So far as I know... from second-hand, third-person hearsay. STOP LOOKING AT ME!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Who wishes that they had a spousal unit as awesome as the good Lady Baroness Von Stuka? One who would get their gallant husband a Christmas present as thoughtful, as unexpected, as unashamedly freak'in cool as this? Now she didn't actually buy me an ex Air America, ex combat Trojan ground attack aircraft... But the next best thing....a joy flight in the damn thing!! Managed to pull almost 5G without passing out.... and landed to tell the tale, only to be told by the pilot afterwards that the Yak I was scheduled to fly in had crashed the month earlier, unfortunately killing both pilot and passenger. Still, hands up who loves the Lady Baroness Von Stuka!!! W00T! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 8, 2009 Author Share Posted January 8, 2009 I love her for the innovative ways she continues to employ to try to bump you off. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, MILADY!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Did anyone else notice the names ... the pilot's name is ROLPH ... no doubt descriptive after a few 5G loops ... and our HERO'S name ... yep ... LIMITED. How cool is THAT! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Who wishes that they had a spousal unit as awesome as the good Lady Baroness Von Stuka? One who would get their gallant husband a Christmas present as thoughtful, as unexpected, as unashamedly freak'in cool as this? Now she didn't actually buy me an ex Air America, ex combat Trojan ground attack aircraft... Looks like an A model? Or did they just take the hard points off of a D? Next time, tell her you want the one with the big engine, and a hook on the tail. T-28C. Bit rare, but still, we must have standard here. Otherwise, great gift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 8, 2009 Author Share Posted January 8, 2009 Fixed the image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Veterinary?! NO WAY! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 One who would get their gallant husband a Christmas present as thoughtful, as unexpected, as unashamedly freak'in cool as this? You mean in a [snort] lousy little T-28? Well, I guess it fits. You're swell-headed enough without bragging that you got a ride in something really cool, like a P-51 or even an F-14. Ho-hum. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Stuka, me liege, I am proud of your strong desire to slip the silvery bonds of earth, and God Bless the loverly Lady Stukes for sending you skyward in an obsolete prop driven death coffin. I'm still betting on gravity. However, She has my undying admiration and gratitude. Please inform the Lady that next time I will be perfectly happy to pay the extra 'tip' that would've ensured cockpit failure (not that there's anything wrong with that) and the parting of webbed restraint systems. It's the least I can pretend to do. Oh, and you owe me a game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Looks like an A model? Or did they just take the hard points off of a D? Next time, tell her you want the one with the big engine, and a hook on the tail. T-28C. Bit rare, but still, we must have standard here. Otherwise, great gift. Trojan grog. In fact it is the D model, built in 1951 and seconded to the CIA funded 'Air America' in 1964 for nassssty tricksssy operations in Laos, then sold to the Thai airforce for counter insurgency ops on the Thai-Laos border, then in 1976 sold to the Philippine Airforce and eventually used in the failed coup attempt on President Marcos' presidential palace before ending up in private hands in Australia. I thought the engine was plenty big enough anyway, a 1425hp supercharged 9 cylinder radial that never revved over 2500rpm throughout the flight and sounded fantastic, especially during the open cockpit takeoff and landing. The pilot conducted several mock attacks on fising boats in the Moreton bay estuary area (not quite ground level no matter how much I asked) and it wasn't difficult to imagine the boats were VC, the estuary was the mekong delta and the crew were Emrys, oh yessssss, a napalmed Emrys was not hard to imagine at all, most enjoyable in fact.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 9, 2009 Author Share Posted January 9, 2009 I love the smell of a napalmed Emrys in the morning... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 For it to be truly breakfast, Emrys must be napalmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 You mean in a [snort] lousy little T-28? Well, I guess it fits. You're swell-headed enough without bragging that you got a ride in something really cool, like a P-51 or even an F-14. Umm, the T-28 was the replacement aircraft for the P-51. Basically a P-47 engine slapped onto a set of P-51 wings. Back in the day, would beat a jet to 5,000 ft. Oh, almost forgot. Dolt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Trojan grog. Oh, you say the sexiest things. A little light reading for you, to keep the buzz going. http://www.airbum.com/pireps/PirepT-28C.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 9, 2009 Author Share Posted January 9, 2009 For it to be truly breakfast, Emrys must be napalmed. Try new Napalmolive Soap for a clean that goes down to the bone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Umm, the T-28 was the replacement aircraft for the P-51. Basically a P-47 engine slapped onto a set of P-51 wings. You're trying to be funny, right? The P-47 had the Pratt & Whitney Double Wasp R-2800 engine in various marks, a twin-row 18 cylinder engine rated upwards of 2,200 hp. The T-28 had the Wright Cyclone R-1300 single row 7 cylinder engine that in this application got no more than 1,425 hp. Your comparison to P-51 wings is equally amusing. There may have been a family resemblance, such as exists between the A-20 and the A-26, but as in those cases was the outgrowth of a completely new design. Dolt. That your new signature? Good choice. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 ...{snip} ... That your new signature? Good choice. MichaelBetter if it were his new name ... it would have the advantage, for him anyway, of matching what people call him. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 [galloping around the Paddock with ears and tail extended to form the approximate profile of a Mitsubishi A6M Zero] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Dolt! That ear and tail configuration is more Nakajima Ki-43, don't you know anyfink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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