Joe Shaw Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I thought it was? Just the other day, in a Men's room I saw written on the wall, "For an inadequate time, call Joe Shaw" and your phone number. Or are you talking about something else?AVERAGE time damnit, Average Time. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 9, 2008 Author Share Posted August 9, 2008 AVERAGE time damnit, Average Time. Joe Faint praise, yet I imagine it thunders in your ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 ...after turning the hearing aid on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 9, 2008 Author Share Posted August 9, 2008 ...after turning the hearing aid on Only set of hearing aids that have a reverb control as far as I know. Weirdest damn things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 But what he really needs is some kind of microchip installed that would double his IQ, say to the high teens or something. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 10, 2008 Author Share Posted August 10, 2008 Speaking of leaky brains, is it true your ear trumpet has a spit valve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Did you say something? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 I suggest you pull your head out of your arse, you might hear better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 10, 2008 Author Share Posted August 10, 2008 I suggest you pull your head out of your arse, you might hear better. But when he sings, it has such a nice echo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 11, 2008 Author Share Posted August 11, 2008 Because his butt is so incredibly huge... (I thought I'd mention, by way of explanation, for those Goobernational-type people who don't understand the subtleties of Murican humor)... almost cathedral-like in it's size. Although they had to cancel candle lit ceremonies for obvious reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Only set of hearing aids that have a reverb control as far as I know. Weirdest damn things... He likes surfer music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 11, 2008 Author Share Posted August 11, 2008 And he's into all the gnarly waves on the Great Salt Lake. (Can you even get waves on something that's got the viscosity of vanilla junket?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 ... and Mormon wives surfer babes getting skittish in the... salt.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 And he's into all the gnarly waves on the Great Salt Lake. But the concentrated salt would eat through the board wax in seconds so it's probably not worth the effort. (Can you even get waves on something that's got the viscosity of vanilla junket?) Vanilla junket? Junket? Well that sounds appetizing, doesn't it? This will sound like the beginning of a bad joke... but what's the difference between pudding and junket? Or are they pretty much interchangeable words, like 'bathroom' and 'washroom'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 11, 2008 Author Share Posted August 11, 2008 ... but what's the difference between pudding and junket? Looks at Bugged with a steely eye OK, Bugged, I'll play your silly little game. What is the difference between pudding and junket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 11, 2008 Author Share Posted August 11, 2008 Actually, I believe that junket is more like custard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Hiya Bugged, You should probably send this line "Panties aren't the best thing in the world but they are next to the best thing in the world" to Seanachai's nephew and maybe start up some correspondence that would help him become the lady he is striving to be. I know you and Steve could teach him the finer points of being a lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 ... and Mormon wives surfer babes getting skittish in the... salt.. LOL, you definitely took the metaphor episode of STNG to seriously. Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 ...what's the difference between pudding and junket? My dictionary defines 'junket' as: "a trip made by an official at public expense." Honest. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Actually, I believe that junket is more like custard. The other definition my dictionary offers for 'junket' is: "a pudding of sweetened flavored milk set by rennet." Doesn't say anything about eggs, which are an essential ingredient of custard. Perhaps the eating of it might be similar...if you're an idiot. So it's easy to see how you could confuse the two. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 12, 2008 Author Share Posted August 12, 2008 The other definition my dictionary offers for 'junket' is: "a pudding of sweetened flavored milk set by rennet." Doesn't say anything about eggs, which are an essential ingredient of custard. Perhaps the eating of it might be similar...if you're an idiot. So it's easy to see how you could confuse the two. Michael I said it was like custard, you jabbering jackdaw, not that it was custard. Just like I would say that you are like an orangutan with irritable bowel syndrome, not that you are an orangutan with irritable bowel syndrome, because if I were to say that you are an orangutan with irritable bowel syndrome, I'm sure the fine people from the ASPCA would be pounding on my door, saying that I had insulted orangutans world wide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 I said it was like custard, you jabbering jackdaw, not that it was custard. Just like I would say that you are like an orangutan with irritable bowel syndrome, not that you are an orangutan with irritable bowel syndrome, because if I were to say that you are an orangutan with irritable bowel syndrome, I'm sure the fine people from the ASPCA would be pounding on my door, saying that I had insulted orangutans world wide.Oh I doubt they'd care ... they'd just consider the source. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 The new colour scheme makes me puke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Almost forgot, I'm moving to Melbourne. Be afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Hiya Bugged, You should probably send this line "Panties aren't the best thing in the world but they are next to the best thing in the world" to Seanachai's nephew and maybe start up some correspondence that would help him become the lady he is striving to be. I know you and Steve could teach him the finer points of being a lady. What the hell is this? Are you fishing, you silly redneck bugger? sigh A man who can neither troll nor jig well with the daredevil of mockery to land a response. Abbott, go drag your empty hook in front of someone else. Or at least put a little of your own blood in the water, if you're chumming for a hit. I assume that you revere me too much to insult me directly. But Abbott? These oblique attempts to attack me? They make you look like a *****y fairy queen, Titania. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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