Abbott Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last 2 months I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 24th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale 2.99 each 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeatEtr Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 And the morale of the story is, back-alley Sallys are best found drunk in sleazy bars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runyan99 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 This is an old joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewood Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 This is an old joke. No name calling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clavicula_Nox Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 And this is which Home Depot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pak40 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 jeez, 1999 just called. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted July 31, 2008 Author Share Posted July 31, 2008 Heh, I know the joke has been told before, so what, it makes me laugh. Which one of you pretenders has never told the same joke more then once? Runyan? Pak? Yeah, I knew that. TheWood 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeatEtr Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Heh, I know the joke has been told before, so what, it makes me laugh. Which one of you pretenders has never told the same joke more then once? Runyan? Pak? Yeah, I knew that. TheWood 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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