RuhrRiver 0 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Best entry gets laughs from hundreds (okay, dozens) of bored guys (okay, at least two or three) sitting at their computers... Unretouched screen shot: 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RuhrRiver 0 Posted March 18, 2008 Author Share Posted March 18, 2008 Okay, I'll try one: "Lieutenant, I don't recall Twister being this hard..." 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MD82 0 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 No tea bagging while under fire! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jeffsmith 12 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 The Helo's are delayed Let's Try Flapping our arms REALLY FAST 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FAI 0 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Sarge, I'm beginning to suspect that we're not just short on a transport, but also a few lines of extra programming. Did I mention that I also have a nagging feeling that we're living inside a rather buggy computer game? 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisND 8 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 A pile of new Iraqi scarecrow models wait to be installed. They were developed by electrical companies to keep metal looters away from their power cables. [ March 17, 2008, 09:28 PM: Message edited by: Normal Dude ] 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pvt. Ryan 2 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 "We're off to Neverland, Peter!" 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Other Means 11 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Daaah dah dah da-dah-da-da-dah Daaah dah dah dah da-da-da-dah 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeDog 3 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 [cue dramatic strings from cheesy James Horner score; Celine Dion sings "My Heart Will Go On".] "I'm on top of the world!" 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pvt. Ryan 2 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 "This was fixed in the last patch" - Steve 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zulu 0 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 I told Orville, and I told Wilber, "Those things will never get off the ground." 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MikeyD 1,847 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Insurgent hypnosis superweapon - "You are getting sleeeeepy... SLEEEEEPY!" 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Webwing 13 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 - "You are all drunk again!? Open your arms and stand still!" - 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Melnibone 0 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 The wait for the pressing of the Red Button could sometimes cause cramp. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
M1A1TC 0 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 "All right troops! Lets start our training for our Abu-Graib mission!" 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquablue 0 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 CMZF - Combat Mission Zombie Force )) 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ElectricWraith 0 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Dominoes: You're doing it wrong. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cuirassier 0 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Sniper on the rooftop!! Pretend you are only trees! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abneo3sierra 0 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 LOL this thread is one of the best laughs I have had in a long time. Thanks 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ElectricWraith 0 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 K SO THEN THE OTHAR PLAEN CAME IN AND WAS ALL "KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA! FEEOW! BWOOSH!" 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vergeltungswaffe 444 Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 What do we do with this pile of inert terminators? 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Kettler 430 Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 The Army transforms itself for the new battle--poorly! Regards, John Kettler 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Kettler 430 Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Must reach V sub R! OR (remember "Mary Poppins?" No, not Cherry Poppins!) Dick van Dyke as Bert, the chimney sweep "Flaaaap like a birdie!" Regards, John Kettler 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sequoia 221 Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 After watching Lord of the Rings, the Army's experiment of hatching soldiers from out of the earth pays off. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pvt. Ryan 2 Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 "Is that all you do - bird imitations?" 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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