Boo Radley Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Or perhaps we could just flip the first one ... you know ... Elms Porker ... which would suggest that he ... uh ... Joe And you witnessed it right here folks. Joe's train of thought is not only derailed, but it plunged off the trestle to lie broken and smoldering* at the bottom of a deep gorge. But, that's what happens when you have a one track mind. (* Much like your frail tanks in our present scenario) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I have returned, better than ever before... who missed me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: I have returned, better than ever before... who missed me? BETTER than ever ... so we can expect to see SOME improvement? That would be a good thing. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Or perhaps we could just flip the first one ... you know ... Elms Porker ... which would suggest that he ... uh ... Joe And you witnessed it right here folks. Joe's train of thought is not only derailed, but it plunged off the trestle to lie broken and smoldering* at the bottom of a deep gorge. But, that's what happens when you have a one track mind. (* Much like your frail tanks in our present scenario) </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: BETTER than ever ... so we can expect to see SOME improvement? That would be a good thing.Joe you complete & utter lemon...let me guess, you're here to inform me of all the pointless & wholly unfair rules your deranged synapses have concocted these past four months. No doubt you've now got everyone filling out an application form before they're allowed to relieve themselves on a passing serf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: I have returned, better than ever before... who missed me? Obviously we all did. That's it lads, I want to see each and every one of you for gunnery practice first thing in the AY EM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Or perhaps we could just flip the first one ... you know ... Elms Porker ... which would suggest that he ... uh ... Either way ... Joe Snowball, Snowball, Snowball, whatever shall we do with you? You move into the manor, and before you know it you are standing on your hind legs and spelling out your porcine brain unto death. Really, what would the heroic Boxer have to say about this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Or perhaps we could just flip the first one ... you know ... Elms Porker ... which would suggest that he ... uh ... Either way ... Joe Snowball, Snowball, Snowball, whatever shall we do with you? You move into the manor, and before you know it you are standing on your hind legs and spelling out your porcine brain unto death. Really, what would the heroic Boxer have to say about this? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: I have returned, better than ever before... who missed me? Obviously we all did. That's it lads, I want to see each and every one of you for gunnery practice first thing in the AY EM! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: I have returned, better than ever before... who missed me? Obviously we all did. That's it lads, I want to see each and every one of you for gunnery practice first thing in the AY EM! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: ... {snipped}... So now YOU know what it feels like, don't you, Mr. Joe Shaw? Eh? Eh?? Let that be a lesson to you. Ummm ... always wear new socks? NO wait, I know ... never attack a Japanese Betty from the rear, that 20mm is murder. What do I win? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: ... {snipped}... So now YOU know what it feels like, don't you, Mr. Joe Shaw? Eh? Eh?? Let that be a lesson to you. Ummm ... always wear new socks? NO wait, I know ... never attack a Japanese Betty from the rear, that 20mm is murder. What do I win? Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Which is a definite step up from his unused brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: he's just lazy and I'm not standing for it. You won't even stand up and he's the lazy one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: You aren't fit to stutter his name Elms Porker.His name is Elms Porker? I can't believe you'd sully the great dignity and valor of Boxer. Perhaps it was you and your kind who sent him on so early to the glu.., er, gentle veterinarian. You, <small>sir</small>, are not fit to clean the hooves of the Great Boxer, or Elms Porker as you so predictably label him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: he's just lazy and I'm not standing for it. You won't even stand up and he's the lazy one? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: You aren't fit to stutter his name Elms Porker.His name is Elms Porker? I can't believe you'd sully the great dignity and valor of Boxer. Perhaps it was you and your kind who sent him on so early to the glu.., er, gentle veterinarian. You, <small>sir</small>, are not fit to clean the hooves of the Great Boxer, or Elms Porker as you so predictably label him. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: I have returned, better than ever before... who missed me? Obviously we all did. That's it lads, I want to see each and every one of you for gunnery practice first thing in the AY EM! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Where WERE you at the Battle anyway? Let's discuss that shall we? Snowball, you poor coward, I've no doubt you have a tenuous grasp of the details, hiding behind the barn as you were. In your craven cowerings, you missed my leading the charge of the sheep (sit down, Mace; bauhaus should sit down also, as is proper and expected on such formal occasions) to oust Mr. Jones and his minions. You do read your History, don't you? You do read? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Originally posted by stikkypixie: I did it on purpose, the bastiche stills owes me two turns. I can't seem to get your turns opened nor those from Sturmy... must be some sort of silly Dutch thing. Could you possibly resend the turns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Originally posted by stikkypixie: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: I have returned, better than ever before... who missed me? Obviously we all did. That's it lads, I want to see each and every one of you for gunnery practice first thing in the AY EM! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: He sent me a turn from the game we were playing before his Commodore 64 busted a tie rod and I wish he hadn't. I had forgotten just what a horribly ugly, joy-devouring scenario it was. Of course it was his own design and I can only attribute the whole sad, complete lack of anything even remotely physically attractive as being a reflection of, if not his own soul, but at the very least the environment of Northern England where the giddiest and most whimsical aspect of life is the moors on a cloudy winter's day. And I have yet more Somme scenarios in the making, why just this moment I finished one depicting the fight for Hidden Copse... I'm just waiting for more idiots to help me play test them. I've also now figured out that you can have the Aussie Pioneers wear a European uniform... they looked kind of silly attacking across muddy, crater strewn fields in desert khaki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: He sent me a turn from the game we were playing before his Commodore 64 busted a tie rod and I wish he hadn't. I had forgotten just what a horribly ugly, joy-devouring scenario it was. Of course it was his own design and I can only attribute the whole sad, complete lack of anything even remotely physically attractive as being a reflection of, if not his own soul, but at the very least the environment of Northern England where the giddiest and most whimsical aspect of life is the moors on a cloudy winter's day. And I have yet more Somme scenarios in the making, why just this moment I finished one depicting the fight for Hidden Copse... I'm just waiting for more idiots to help me play test them. I've also now figured out that you can have the Aussie Pioneers wear a European uniform... they looked kind of silly attacking across muddy, crater strewn fields in desert khaki. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: He sent me a turn from the game we were playing before his Commodore 64 busted a tie rod and I wish he hadn't. I had forgotten just what a horribly ugly, joy-devouring scenario it was. Of course it was his own design and I can only attribute the whole sad, complete lack of anything even remotely physically attractive as being a reflection of, if not his own soul, but at the very least the environment of Northern England where the giddiest and most whimsical aspect of life is the moors on a cloudy winter's day. And I have yet more Somme scenarios in the making, why just this moment I finished one depicting the fight for Hidden Copse... I'm just waiting for more idiots to help me play test them. I've also now figured out that you can have the Aussie Pioneers wear a European uniform... they looked kind of silly attacking across muddy, crater strewn fields in desert khaki. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: He sent me a turn from the game we were playing before his Commodore 64 busted a tie rod and I wish he hadn't. I had forgotten just what a horribly ugly, joy-devouring scenario it was. Of course it was his own design and I can only attribute the whole sad, complete lack of anything even remotely physically attractive as being a reflection of, if not his own soul, but at the very least the environment of Northern England where the giddiest and most whimsical aspect of life is the moors on a cloudy winter's day. And I have yet more Somme scenarios in the making, why just this moment I finished one depicting the fight for Hidden Copse... I'm just waiting for more idiots to help me play test them. I've also now figured out that you can have the Aussie Pioneers wear a European uniform... they looked kind of silly attacking across muddy, crater strewn fields in desert khaki. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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