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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

There once was a movie called Earth vs. the Flying Saucers

The dialogue was certainly not Chaucer's

Harryhausen's disks spun

The grim scientist and his plucky wife had some fun

And aliens crashing into the capitol dome only made everyone crosser

Thank you, good night!

That was absolutely horrible. </font>
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Originally posted by Patch:

...Then there was a quiet knock at my door. I opened it and saw that nobody was there, until I looked down upon a tiny drunken Gnome. I invited him in and he was soon into my liquor cabinet and humidor. Later I found him passed out on my floor.

So I left him there...

Eventually, I always find my shoes, keys, and the door.

But I appreciate the rug that decorates the floor, and the floor, that decorates the gnome.

We will never drive, until it's time.

G'day, Mate! Where do you want to drink, t'day?!

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Originally posted by Aquablue:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aquablue:

even worse than spam.

примите камрада похода

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What say you to ...a jolly sing along!!!

Took a look down a westbound road,

right away I made my choice

Headed out to my big two-wheeler,

I was tired of my own voice

Took a bead on the northern plains

and just rolled that power on

Twelve hours out of Mackinaw City

stopped in a bar to have a brew

Met a girl and we had a few drinks

and I told her what I'd decided to do

She looked out the window a long long moment

then she looked into my eyes

She didn't have to say a thing,

I knew what she was thinkin'

Roll, roll me away,

won't you roll me away tonight

I too am lost, I feel double-crossed

and I'm sick of what's wrong and what's right

We never even said a word,

we just walked out and got on that bike

And we rolled

And we rolled clean out of sight

We rolled across the high plains

Deep into the mountains

Felt so good to me

Finally feelin' free

Somewhere along a high road

The air began to turn cold

She said she missed her home

I headed on alone

Stood alone on a mountain top,

starin' out at the Great Divide

I could go east, I could go west,

it was all up to me to decide

Just then I saw a young hawk flyin'

and my soul began to rise

And pretty soon

My heart was singin'

Roll, roll me away,

I'm gonna roll me away tonight

Gotta keep rollin, gotta keep ridin',

keep searchin' till I find what's right

And as the sunset faded

I spoke to the faintest first starlight

And I said next time

Next time

We'll get it right

Bob Seger

[ February 29, 2008, 04:15 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

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since I'm in the mood, how about another!!!

Stood there boldly

Sweatin' in the sun

Felt like a million

Felt like number one

The height of summer

I'd never felt that strong

Like a rock

I was eighteen

Didn't have a care

Working for peanuts

Not a dime to spare

But I was lean and

Solid everywhere

Like a rock

My hands were steady

My eyes were clear and bright

My walk had purpose

My steps were quick and light

And I held firmly

To what I felt was right

Like a rock

Like a rock, I was strong as I could be

Like a rock, nothin' ever got to me

Like a rock, I was something to see

Like a rock

And I stood arrow straight

Unencumbered by the weight

Of all these hustlers and their schemes

I stood proud, I stood tall

High above it all

I still believed in my dreams

Twenty years now

Where'd they go?

twenty years

I don't know

sit and I wonder sometimes

Where they've gone

And sometimes late at night

When I'm bathed in the firelight

The moon comes callin' a ghostly white

And I recall

recall

Like a rock. standin' arrow straight

Like a rock, chargin' from the gate

Like a rock, carryin' the weight

Like a rock

Like a rock, the sun upon my skin

Like a rock, hard against the wind

Like a rock, I see myself again

Like a rock

Bob Seger

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Originally posted by stikkypixie:

It's spring again!

No, it's not. You silly little twit.

Yet another Alberta Clipper* moving through today. Possibility of anywhere from 2-7 inches of snow by tomorrow morning.

(*My brothers in Winter Woe, the Minnesotans, sagely nod their heads and hunker down when they hear this term.)

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

Maybe in Mound f'ing Minnesota the pink **** is freezing rain, but over here its snow!!!! I think?

So, you freely admit that you just fell off the bus from Lake Stupid, eh?

The white stuff is snow. The white stuff is ALWAYS snow. Why would it be anything else? Is it really pink in Noo Yawk? What does that say about you all?

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Originally posted by stikkypixie:

A couple of degrees more and the city will be filled with blond Swedish girls in skirts.

Ah yes... so many opportunities for you to be mocked, spurned, laughed at, derided, humiliated, rejected, dejected, forsaken, jilted, loveless, bereft, abandoned, cast aside, shunned, forsaken, bereft, embarrassed and made forlorn, that even though it's snowing like a beotch outside, within my heart, it is GLORIOUS SPRING!!!111!11ONEONE!
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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

Maybe in Mound f'ing Minnesota the pink **** is freezing rain, but over here its snow!!!! I think?

So, you freely admit that you just fell off the bus from Lake Stupid, eh?

The white stuff is snow. The white stuff is ALWAYS snow. Why would it be anything else? Is it really pink in Noo Yawk? What does that say about you all? </font>

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie:

A couple of degrees more and the city will be filled with blond Swedish girls in skirts.

Ah yes... so many opportunities for you to be mocked, spurned, laughed at, derided, humiliated, rejected, dejected, forsaken, jilted, loveless, bereft, abandoned, cast aside, shunned, forsaken, bereft, embarrassed and made forlorn, that even though it's snowing like a beotch outside, within my heart, it is GLORIOUS SPRING!!!111!11ONEONE! </font>
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Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

Maybe in Mound f'ing Minnesota the pink **** is freezing rain, but over here its snow!!!! I think?

What would you know about thinking? </font>
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Originally posted by stikkypixie:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie:

A couple of degrees more and the city will be filled with blond Swedish girls in skirts.

Ah yes... so many opportunities for you to be mocked, spurned, laughed at, derided, humiliated, rejected, dejected, forsaken, jilted, loveless, bereft, abandoned, cast aside, shunned, forsaken, bereft, embarrassed and made forlorn, that even though it's snowing like a beotch outside, within my heart, it is GLORIOUS SPRING!!!111!11ONEONE! </font>
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