PseudoSimonds Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Originally posted by _Axe_: P.S. megadeath = unit of fatality equal to one million deaths As in, combined I have caused Pseudosimonds, Dave, Watson & Crick, and Snarker 600 megadeaths in my CM career. :mad: I think your brain cells have taken a similar amount of punishment. Enjoy your Pilsener Urkel, maggot. :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 Stop showing off your lack of fashion sense Axe!! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Originally posted by _Axe_: Day off. I think I shall drink a few glasses (litres, firkins, pecks, pipes, aams, hogsheads, gills, fifths, tuns, kilderkins, rundlets, mutchkins, thirdendeals) of Pilsner Urquell, which I discovered while in Chicago. Then a golf tournament tomorrow. double-you-effing-00t!! :mad: :mad: :mad: P.S. megadeath = unit of fatality equal to one million deaths As in, combined I have caused Pseudosimonds, Dave, Watson & Crick, and Snarker 600 megadeaths in my CM career. :mad: GRRAAARGH! :mad: :mad: Sounds like you drank the beer with 'shroom juice, maggot! :mad: :mad: The proper statement would be, "As in, combined, Pseudosimonds, Dave, Watson & Crick, and Snarker have caused 600 megadeaths in my CM career. As a matter of fact, the only chance I have to win is when Paula intercepts the turns and randomly moves stuff." Yeah, I know, I'm still indivisible-like. My 'puter went belly up ages ago and I'm just getting around to getting a new one. On the bright side, it's made me VERY angryolized and I found out I have kids! They're 9, 7, and 4 and the woman who claims to be my wife says they've been in the house that long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by _Axe_: Pimp that Snack. Still no new games to play, eh? Tch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Originally posted by Snarker: Yeah, I know, I'm still indivisible-like. I thought there was something improved about this place. Pseudo -- resend that last turn. My computer ate it. :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 With the introduction of gunpowder, the trebuchet lost its place as the siege engine of choice to the cannon. The last recorded military use was by Hernán Cortés, at the 1521 siege of the Aztec capital Tenochtitlán. Accounts of the attack note that its use was motivated by the limited supply of gunpowder. The attempt was reportedly unsuccessful: the first projectile landed on the trebuchet itself, destroying it. Bwahahahahaha! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Less wikipedia, more turns maggot! :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Originally posted by _Axe_: The attempt was reportedly unsuccessful: the first projectile landed on the trebuchet itself, destroying it. [Cortes to aide] "Well, I guess that blows the 'shock and awe' strategy out of the water." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Well, it seems my burn-out is coming to an end :mad: I would like to, if possible, continue my games versus Pseudo and Sergei. If either of you would like to continue our battles you will have to send the last file you have(since I've deleted all of my pbem files), and then I will have to remember my password(s). If they don't want to play, or if I can't remember the password(s), then consider this an offer for a new game versus anyone(including the previously mentioned knuckle-heads). I want the battle to be a CMBB scenario or operation of atleast medium size(preferably atleast 3,000+ points per side), and I want it to be attack/defend. I don't care about any of the other particulars. Lets go, Maggots, my anger grows by the day, and thus so does the degree of your annihilation/humiliation :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 I'll send the last file. Your password was: iwannabeawesomelikepseudo :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Didn't this used to be the waffle thread? *watches the tumbleweeds go past* **snicker** 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 We, uh,... we's restin'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: We, uh,... we's restin'. *Throws a stick of dynamite* :mad: :mad: :mad: That should wake you lot up! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Boom? I'm back. Enjoy the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Maggots. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero's Cat Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Hi all - is this a challenge thread? If so, anyone fancy a game? If so, please email me at smithstacey29@aol.com. regards 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 What a silly challenge. :mad: Maggot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Sodding maggots. I've started working out, so newly-chucked TNT reaches whole new heights before raining down upon you miserable sods. I've also been trying to reawaken my CMBB-habit, and at the moment am doing a scenario featuring Wittmann in his Tiger-tank. I'm supposed to assault this open map with my 4 Tigers, two platoons of Pz IV's and a company of motorized infantry. When I started the battle I nervously awaited for the first ambush. And waited. And waited. The first contact was some measly ATR slash ATG killing a half-track. He was taken care of. Swiftly and with anger. One of my Tigers has also destroyed three T-34 m43's, singlehandedly. Those tintanks probably had zero chance of a kill. It's not been too exciting so far... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 If you want a challenge, give yourself 10m cover arcs. Maggot. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Thanks for the advice. I'll be sure to not to follow it. Maggot. :mad: GGGRRRRRAAAAAHHHHH !!!! This morning at work I had frikkin' Tina Turner singing in my head. It can't get much worse than Tina Turner in your head at 4 am. :mad: I've begun a PBEM with a long time opponent of mine. We've had some good battles between us. It's good to be back (again). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2: I've begun a PBEM with a long time opponent of mine. We've had some good battles between us. This guy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Look at him go, so many presses of the keyboard per minute ! No, he's WAY out of my league. And so, I would expect, yours too. :mad: I got a minor victory over the AI in the Wittmann scenario. Out of my 4 Tigers, one was destroyed by an SU-122, one by mines, one immobilized by mines. 3 Pz IV G's died. Embarrassing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2: No, he's WAY out of my league. And so, I would expect, yours too.Prove it, maggot!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Axe and no_one are once again cowering before the fearsome might of my CM abilities. Haven't heard from them in weeks. I hate them so. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 My noble and wise master Sir37mm of the sacred and exhaulted Pool has asked me to be extremely annoying towards all the vermin that can be found in this thread. Now, i'm not a name-calling person, and i'm just too eloquent and learned for any of you to even get a glimpse of my true wittyness. so i'm just going to hold you lot the proverbial mirror: I think my job here has been done. I leave you all flabbergasted and with my utter contempt, Sturmy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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