Watson & Crick Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 If I could repeatedly smack that sloped-cranium of yours with a 2x4 i *WOULD* be doing everyone a favor. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Fer the love of fruit, we are in danger of slipping off the front page. Get yer beers, send yer turns and post sumfink. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Fer the love of fruit, we are in danger of slipping off the front page. Get yer beers, send yer turns and post sumfink. :mad: It's hard to keep it on the first page when every freak comes crawling out of the woodwork to announce their grand idea for CMx2. I can't believe that no one has mentioned the need for a greater variety of bird sounds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Fer the love of fruit, we are in danger of slipping off the front page. Get yer beers, send yer turns and post sumfink. :mad: It's hard to keep it on the first page when every freak comes crawling out of the woodwork to announce their grand idea for CMx2. I can't believe that no one has mentioned the need for a greater variety of bird sounds. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 The CWT. Which crawled through a river of sh*tty threads and came out angryolized on the other side. :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Food poisoning. :mad: :mad: Duff Gardens......hurrah!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Mmmm. Barbeque and Beer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Mmmmm. Rain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 Mmmmm, bump. Almost to page 2. Venemous Molten Slathers of TNT to you all. And Katerina 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 Where is ya maggots? W&C is no doubt still curled up in the fetal position after my recent crushing victory, mumbling to himself <font size=1>'needed more time ... needed more time, yes, ... more time...'</font> BWWAHAHAA!! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 *fart* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 I'm busy playing Urbane Dead. It's a hoot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 Originally posted by Soddball: I'm busy playing Urbane Dead. It's a hoot. Me too but I've already accessed the server too many times today. :mad: *sniff* *sniff* Anyone smell some Eau de Peng? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 It's almost tempting to cough up the cash to play it more, isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 True. Especially when you log on and see a lonely little Z outside, ripe for the hacking. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 *retch* Almost recovered. :mad: :mad: :mad: That restaurant's manager has a boot to the arse coming tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 <font size=1>What the deuce! My plan has failed! That restaurant's manager has a boot to the arse coming tomorrow.</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 Originally posted by Soddball: I'm busy playing Urbane Dead. It's a hoot. Me too.. although I'm playing Urban Dead... which is why I keep *farting* Must be all those brains I'm chomping on.. *Parp* Ohhh scuse me.. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Bamp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: <font size=1>What the deuce! My plan has failed! That restaurant's manager has a boot to the arse coming tomorrow.</font> :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted August 29, 2005 Author Share Posted August 29, 2005 <font size=5 font color=orange>Good Monday Afternoon, maggots!!</font> Okay, we've got Axe suffering from food poisoning, Soddball fascinated with acting like a zombie - there's a real stretch, YK2 so infatuated she wanders in here, Pseudo playing like he's Soddball, Wallybob ducking a hurricane, gas prices headed for a dollar a quart, and me with a bit of time on my hands. So let's talk about Australians and suicide (two subjects that seem very right together). I just saw a statistic that every year 1% of Australians attempt suicide, with a 1 to 5 percent success rate. Why are Australians so keen on killing themselves, and why are they so incredibly inept at it? Does the whole suicide thing have something to do with having New Zealanders and the penguins in Antarctica for neighbors? Look at us, we have to put up with Mexicans and Canadians for neighbors and we tolerate them much better. Only about .01% of Americans attempt suicide each year. When Americans try it, though, they tend to be much better at it than the Aussies. About 11 percent are successful each year. Just some food for thought. I'll be curious to see if Mace has any input on this cultural phenomenon. :confused: :confused: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 My, what a cheery topic! Reminds me of Grade 12 French class where we were supposed to create a magazine in French. Ours was Suicide Monthly (I think Hemingway was on the cover). Looking back, I can't believe the teacher didn't even say anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: I'll be curious to see if Mace has any input on this cultural phenomenon.*shuffles analysis papers, then studies them* Yes DaveH, that problem does seem to be quite prevalent. In particular, for some unknown reason the suicide rate amongst my neighbours is far far higher than the national rate. I did suggest a series of exit surveys, but we never seem to get any returns. but the real reason? from some Commonwealth Government website: Rates of self-harm and attempted suicide are difficult to compare internationally because of the definitional and reporting problems outlined in the earlier section on this topic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted August 30, 2005 Author Share Posted August 30, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: (snip) but the real reason? </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />from some Commonwealth Government website: Rates of self-harm and attempted suicide are difficult to compare internationally because of the definitional and reporting problems outlined in the earlier section on this topic</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 No turns out....and my illness wasn't caused by food. What a weak sack of poo, Axe. Can't drink yerself sick like the rest of us? Turns out tonight as I won't be drinking and therefore will have plenty of time on my hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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