Dave H Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 At last the voice of the people - well, Axe - has been heard and a new forum for the manymanymanymanymany CMX2 threads is open. And who is there to greet this brave new world? Why, the Cheery Waffles of course, keeping the world safe from the jewel-encrusted TNT chucker MasterGoodale (the maggot) and promoting the use of smilies for these many years. Don't let the slackers in the penguin thread fool you, this is where we actually accomplish something important. If this forum was to fall victim to MasterGoodale (the maggot) and his penchant for starting new threads, you'd know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: At last the voice of the people - well, Axe - has been heard and a new forum for the manymanymanymanymany CMX2 threads is open. And who is there to greet this brave new world? Why, the Cheery Waffles of course, keeping the world safe from the jewel-encrusted TNT chucker MasterGoodale (the maggot) and promoting the use of smilies for these many years. Don't let the slackers in the penguin thread fool you, this is where we actually accomplish something important. If this forum was to fall victim to MasterGoodale (the maggot) and his penchant for starting new threads, you'd know. Something important. I don't think so. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 This game better be good or else!! :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 That's right maggots, this is the best war game ever made, hands down. I am astonished time and time again how damn smart the AI is. Last night 2 of my tanks were following orders I had issued and the little bastages took it upon themselves to pull a manuever that in the end turned out being a smarter move then the one I had ordered (due to a change in enemy positions). I love tis game. I don't understand why some people are beeeatching about a patch. They just released the game for the love of a grunts flesh! Give em a break these things take time! Maybe they wanted to take a vacation after the release. the game is almost perfect as it is and only needs minor adjustments. I am so into this game I can't even describe it. The rush I get when I blast grunts with HE and watch them retreat with a look of panic on their faces is just glorious!! OOOHHHH the huuuuMMAAAANITY!! My eveil grin shines in the monitor's light at wee hours of the morning as I cackle madly while my soldiers unleash hot, bitter fury upon my foes. Sometimes I giggle kind of loud and my wife hears me upstairs and thinks I'm Mad. But I don't care!! I'm a killin' Kraut grunts and that's all I need to keep me happy. You guys did such a great job with this game. It's a rare jewel and I tell EVERY gamer I know to buy it. I'm just gonna pass out when CM3 is released I know it. It's not that often that a game this polished, detailed, stable and in-depth hits the market let me tell ya mister. I've been around the gaming block a time or two, probably before most of your grannies were in diapers and I haven't seen many like this. Great job Battlefront!!!!! AAARRRGGGARARRAGAGRAGRRGAGRAGRAGRAGR!!!! :mad: I'm gonna take a vacation just so I can play uninterupted and undisturbed. . . [ November 18, 2002, 11:00 AM: Message edited by: MasterGoodale ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: This game better be good or else!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Beware the Canuckian fury, lest you be dammed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86smopuim Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Mrhhhh? :mad: Grraaaarrrgghh :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pvt. Ryan Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: I'm gonna take a vacation just so I can play... ...undisturbed. . . Only if you plan to vacation at the psych ward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: Last night 2 of my tanks were following orders I had issued and the little bastages took it upon themselves to pull a manuever that in the end turned out being a smarter move then the one I had ordered Any move by the AI is better than something you ordered!! I'm gonna take a vacation just so I can play undisturbed. . . Impossible - the only way you'll ever be undisturbed is when you're worm food!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 You idiots. Look at who edited that post and when. Morons. I'm surrounded by morons. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Hey Pea-picker, don't you owe me a turn? :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Hey Pea-picker, don't you owe me a turn? :mad: Hmmm, PBEM Helper says I sent turn 11 at 10:53:12 PM 2 days ago. Wat up wit dat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 PBEM helper shows "wait" on my end. Check your email now. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: PBEM helper shows "wait" on my end. Check your email now. :mad: Ok, I sent turn 11 again. Stupid internet! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Sure, blame Al Gore's best invention for your lack of ability. How Penguin-esque. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Originally posted by Wallybob: Sure, blame Al Gore's best invention for your lack of ability. How Penguin-esque. Except I did it in one sentence. A real <font size=1>penguin</font> would still be frantically typing away with two fingers, occasionally stopping to flip through their dog-eared boyhood copy of 'Ye Olde English Dictionary'. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: You idiots. Look at who edited that post and when. Why would we care? Morons. I'm surrounded by morons. :mad: :mad: So you're out of your depth - what else is new? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Originally posted by Mike: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_: You idiots. Look at who edited that post and when. Why would we care? Morons. I'm surrounded by morons. :mad: :mad: So you're out of your depth - what else is new? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Takes one to know one. :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: Takes one to know one. :mad: :mad: :mad: *clap, clap, clap* Well played. I can tell you were a cunning verbal combatant on the Grade 2 playground. Do you still drop by the local elementary school to keep your jousting in form? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted August 26, 2005 Author Share Posted August 26, 2005 <font size=6 font color=beer>Good Friday Morning, Waffle Maggots!!</font> GRARGHRARRGRARGG!!! All of these CMX2 threads keep yapping about things like blast waves, terrain modelling, unit control, and artillery firing patterns. What does all of this garbage have to do with the Space Lobsters? Don't tell me that CMX2 is just going to be yet another WW2 retread, and don't tell me the Space Lobsters use 105 mm. howitzers and tanks and pillboxes. :mad: :mad: :mad: Ever since waltero explained to me that the whole war was a formality because God was going to make the Axis lose no matter what, I've kind of lost interest. Obviously no campaigns or battles made the slightest difference at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_: Takes one to know one. :mad: :mad: :mad: *clap, clap, clap* Well played. I can tell you were a cunning verbal combatant on the Grade 2 playground. Do you still drop by the local elementary school to keep your jousting in form? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: He doesn't go there anymore after little Konrad Kannuckelberger kicked him in the crotch. Hmmm, you're more likely to find a Konrad Kannuckelberger in my neck of the woods, probably in Kitchener (or Berlin, as it was known 2 late unpleasantnesses ago). Up Barrie way a shakily scribbled X is about the most noble name they can aspire to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted August 26, 2005 Author Share Posted August 26, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: OHHHHHH, and guess who is at home, ruling today? YYYYYYYEEEHHHHHHHHAAAAA! Mountain biking and beer are the orders for today!Please do us all a huge favor and drink the beer first, then go mountain biking. Reversing the order just won't give you - and us - the same great experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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