J Ruddy Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 [hanging head in shame] Turn sent - sorry for delay - the official excuse was that my wife tied me up... :mad: (...although there may have been a little bit of COD2 playing that got in the way too...) I feel so dirty :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Turn sent - sorry for delay Not a problem friend. I was asleep by 8:00 pm and didn't turn on my computer all day. I was up before 4:00am this morning so it is likely that I will fade out early tonight as well. (Turn sent) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 :mad: :mad: Where is that moose feminine product mAXE-pad? :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: :mad: :mad: Where is that moose feminine product mAXE-pad? :mad: :mad: Ummm, probably plastered to the back of some menstruating moose? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted October 28, 2005 Author Share Posted October 28, 2005 Did you know that you can get a cheap intoxication and a sore ass by soaking a tampon in booze, then sticking it up your chocolate hole? Most probably you did. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 Originally posted by Sergei: Did you know that you can get a cheap intoxication and a sore ass by soaking a tampon in booze, then sticking it up your chocolate hole? Most probably you did. :mad: So just how do you learn this? Did a Canuckistani mistake you for a moose or sumfink? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 Hello Mr. Ruddy, How is your weekend progressing? [ October 29, 2005, 10:17 AM: Message edited by: Abbott ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: So just how do you learn this? Did a Canuckistani mistake you for a moose or sumfink? :mad: Maybe Axe is on vacation in Finland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 Holy feckin' Moose turd, Comcrap has been farged up for a week now. I can't send the angrolized, molten TNT to any of you maggots....so I will just have to tell you from work what useless pack of gits that you are, but you are all ready aware of this fun little factoid. MAGGOTS!!!!! :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino2: Comcrap has been farged up for a week now. Maybe she's developed carpal tunnel. High speed comes at a price, maggot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Hope you all perish of the avian flu, and your souls will suffer for eternity and beyond in the hell that is the Penguin thread. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Paging Mr. Ruddy. Paging Mr. Ruddy. Sir did you forget to send the DURNTURN! Or are you one of those “I will send a turn every few weeks” Pengers in disguise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Mr Abbot I just resent turn 19 (I sent on Friday)- I haven't received anything from you since Wednesday, figured you either chickened out or were in a drunken stupor... I've been buzzing on muscle relaxants all weekend (for the train wreck that occasionally passes for my back) and this is the first time I thought to check the bb to see if you had won the powerball or something... :mad: What can I say, mr's & vodka don't mix.. er maybe they mix a little too well.. :mad: I now see in a message above that you sent a turn on the 28th - it must be lost in the stickyweb again... my ISP blew it's nose on Friday night just after I sent you the turn, I wouldn't be surprised if the idiots at Bell Sympatico killed my access just as Outlook was trying to d/l your email... :mad: Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz... I gotta crash now - I apologize for this snafu... :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Hmm, I have turn020 in my sent items folder. I will resend it again...checking date and time sent. Oct-28 1:04PM...well I have Netzero dial-up. It sure does live up to its name. Resending turn as i just awoke this lovely and unusually warm Monday morning at 3:26AM. I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like….victory! [ October 31, 2005, 07:41 AM: Message edited by: Abbott ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Here is a new Scenario I have concocted if anyone would like to give it a go. I have only play tested it verse the AI so some feedback would be appreciated. It is a 2,800 (app.) Meeting Engagement based on a historical battle near the Chir River when the German’s were trying to launch a relief effort towards Stalingrad. The action was fought at the Russian State Farm named Settlement 79, or in Russian, Sowchos 79. This scenario is not a copy of the SL/COI battle of the same name but rather a different take on the battle. Download General Brief Title: State Farm Settlement 79 Type: Meeting Engagement Date: December 8th 1942 Location: Chir River Region: South Weather: Clear and cold, light snow Terrain: Hills giving into farmland Wind: None Turns: 35 variable Author: Abbott Best played: Two player. Either side if played verses the AI (computer free to place units). Background: Early December 1942 and the 48th Panzer Corps was holding a line based on the Chir River near where it flows into the Don. It’s task being to hold the left flank of Hoth’s Fourth Panzer Army as it drives to relive the 6th Army at Stalingrad. Before any relief attempt could be launched units of the Russian 1st Armored Corps had forced their way across the Chir River in an attempt to disrupt the planned relief of Stalingrad. Elements of the Russian 1st Armored Corps had penetrated deep into the German lines and were assembling at State Settlement 79 in preparation for an attack into the rear of the German 336th Infantry division. Before the planned attack could be launched the newly arrived (from Rostov) General Balck and his 11th Panzer Division, nicknamed the "Ghost" division moved to attack the Russian Tank forces at Sowchos (state settlement) 79. Conclusion: The commander of the 336th infantry divisions request that General Balck launch a frontal attack on Sowchos 79 was refused. Instead General Balck decided to launch his main attack from the heights north and west of the State Farm where tanks could move more easily. On the day of December the 8th assets from the 11th Panzer division attacked into the valley from the heights around State Settlement 79. As the German Panzers were moving into the attack they destroyed a Russian Motorized Infantry column that was moving south along a road to link up with the forces that were holding the Settlement. General Balck noted that the Russian soldiers fought bravely but after being attacked from two sides with close coordination from Panzers, Panzer Grenadiers and Artillery the Russian troops gave way and few were able to escape. General Balck had also positioned his engineers and anti-aircraft assets to the south of Sowchos 79 to complete the destruction of any enemy units that could be caught fleeing. By the end of the days battle 53 Russian tanks had been destroyed and Sowchos 79 was back in German possession. Note: This is not a copy of the SL/CoI battle. Reference: Panzer Battles, Major General F.W. Von Mellenthin, pages 204-214. ISBN 0-345-32158-8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Hey Pseudo,I agree,it is a lot more fun when you set your own building(and troops)on fire!Bwhahahahahahaha. SirGay,check your email and send a turn,biznitch :mad: :mad: RGHAHHRGRGHAHAHRGRGHAHAHGRGHAHGHRGRGHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Originally posted by no_one: Hey Pseudo,I agree,it is a lot more fun when you set your own building(and troops)on fire!Bwhahahahahahaha.The guy throws a BBQ and everyone leaves! Those guests were pretty damned rude. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Well by now anyway Mr. Ruddy I have chucked enough T n T to knock out 6 or 7 anti tank guns so I would that the one is destroyed without any thought of or regard to your propaganda delivered by e-mail err…Carrier Pigeon. I bet that crew is still crawling away if it just hasn’t found a hole to slink into like the rest of your forces seem to have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Never mind. [ November 02, 2005, 01:18 AM: Message edited by: no_one ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I think what you were trying to say is: Originally posted by no_one: I Never use my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: I think what you were trying to say is: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by no_one: I Never use my mind. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 It is cold and raining here as I labor over some HTML. I just might be the slowest page writer that ever lived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 It's 65 and sunny again today here in the Great White North..! I gots a sinkin' feelin' that Ole Man Winter be planning an ambush fer me :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Originally posted by J Ruddy: It's 65 and sunny again today here in the Great White North..! I gots a sinkin' feelin' that Ole Man Winter be planning an ambush fer me :mad: That stupid maggot should just bring it already. Enough of all this sunshine and happiness crap. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 *sounds of banjos playing in the background* It is 75 and sunny down here in the inbred-hillbilly southeast :cool: Speaking of squealing like a pig,Pseudo's poor Russians are surrounded and slowly being ground into hamburger(some of it flame broiled,hehehehe) :mad: >:-p Sergei,and Wallybob have both turned into non-turn senders :mad: Truth be known,they are probably off on some romantic get-away together :mad: Whichever of you two is the dominant one,how about get off(eewwww)of the other and send a turn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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