Watson & Crick Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: I am not dead. And I REALLY thought my wish HAD come true. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_: I am not dead. And I REALLY thought my wish HAD come true. :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 I thought you were serving prison time for "poaching" a moose. See cnn.com for details Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted November 19, 2005 Author Share Posted November 19, 2005 Surely having consensual sex with a moose is not illegal in Canada? Not even with a robotic moose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Who said it was consensual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted November 20, 2005 Author Share Posted November 20, 2005 I've never met a moose that wasn't willing to have sex with me... WITH ME' MATE AXE. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Viljuri Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Hardly surprising, tell something that isn't "old news", fella! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 After spending hours trying to lag a 2x4 to a concrete wall via screws, I went out and purchased a nail gun. This is a wonderful gizmo that uses blank .22 cal cartridges to "shoot" nails into wood, brick or concrete. In less than 1/2 an hour, I had the job done and my cabinet up. I also figured I could use it to penetrate the thick sloped cranial compartments of you maggots. Of course, hitting your lone neuron will be a challenge. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Originally posted by Sergei: Surely having consensual sex with a moose is not illegal in Canada? Not even with a robotic moose? Bah - we've got a whole Infantry Regiment of Moose Diddlers , they served with honour in dubya dubya one and two! I personally served with the Army Cadets as a member of this regiment when I was a kid (A stupid kid, I didn't know being a grunt was for Eejits and Moose Sodomizers, I did smarten up a bit later - in my brief service as a disgruntled part time radio technician ). Meh - show me a Fin that hasn't diddled a Reindeer and I'll show you a Swede disguised as a Fin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted November 21, 2005 Author Share Posted November 21, 2005 Originally posted by SSgt Viljuri: Hardly surprising, tell something that isn't "old news", fella! That we live in a sham 'democracy' where the acting President has never lost a re-election since day immemorial? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Originally posted by Sergei: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SSgt Viljuri: Hardly surprising, tell something that isn't "old news", fella! That we live in a sham 'democracy' where the acting President has never lost a re-election since day immemorial? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 "SURF'S UP SPACE PONIES! I'M MAKING GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS!" Explain. Now. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: After spending hours trying to lag a 2x4 to a concrete wall via screws, I went out and purchased a nail gun. This is a wonderful gizmo that uses blank .22 cal cartridges to "shoot" nails into wood, brick or concrete. In less than 1/2 an hour, I had the job done and my cabinet up. I also figured I could use it to penetrate the thick sloped cranial compartments of you maggots. Of course, hitting your lone neuron will be a challenge. :mad: How many shots did you hit yourself in the head with before you realized you were pointing it the wrong way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: "SURF'S UP SPACE PONIES! I'M MAKING GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS!" Explain. Now. :mad: :mad: Forgot how to use Google, noob? :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: How many shots did you hit yourself in the head with before you realized you were pointing it the wrong way? None. But I put aboot 25 nails in an Axe "target" I placed on the concrete. I might go downstairs now and put a few more nails in it. Makes me feel good. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Just for you Chicken Little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Hello Gang. Back from a few days of working too hard to play CMBB or post. However when I did check my e-mail I received a surrender file from Ruddy that put a smile on my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_: "SURF'S UP SPACE PONIES! I'M MAKING GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS!" Explain. Now. :mad: :mad: Forgot how to use Google, noob? :mad: :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by Abbott: Hello Gang. Back from a few days of working too hard to play CMBB or post. However when I did check my e-mail I received a surrender file from Ruddy that put a smile on my face. Well, I didn't have much of a choice. The troops that weren't running away were well into a case of 1921 Blue Nun that they found in an attic, debating whether the war would be over in time for Oktoberfest. That's what I get for using Bavarians... :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Pseudo & Wally, whar be me turnz? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Me busy. :mad: Maybe tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: Me busy. :mad: Maybe tomorrow. What's wrong? Got your finger caught in a slide ruler again? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: What's wrong? Got your finger caught in a slide ruler again? :mad: Don't laugh, I knew a guy who needed 3 stiches from a slide rule accident! :mad: or was it a utility knife.. :confused: meh - never mind... :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Originally posted by J Ruddy: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick: What's wrong? Got your finger caught in a slide ruler again? :mad: Don't laugh, I knew a guy who needed 3 stiches from a slide rule accident! :mad: or was it a utility knife.. :confused: meh - never mind... :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: it was an engi-nerd who was drunk on cough syrup. :mad: It's the only way we can tolerate the presence of all these lesser beings that we have to interact with. I come here to practice. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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