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So where is the little green man? Is he doing testing for SC-2? If Hubert was smart, he'd fly Yodl over from Germany to Canada to help develope & test this puppy.

Do you know who Yodl is?

Yodl = Terif + Yoda + Alfred Jodl

Terif found many gamey moves, call them defects, call them facts...call them anything you want. Either way, Yodl would be my tester. Maybe he is?

"Yodl, you seek Yodl" --- Empire Strikes Back

[General, American paratroops have landed 7 kilometers away] "But why would they land here? There's nothing important here? Wait! I am important" --- General Alfred Jodl in the movie war classic, A Bridge Too Far.

[ February 15, 2006, 03:07 PM: Message edited by: jon_j_rambo ]

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@Kuni --- Dude, I know what it says. That's not what I said. Maybe JJR#2 wrote it? He did seem like a real joker, not a serious player. Maybe Madmatt is JJR#2? Ever think of that? Yes, Madmatt is most likely JJR#2!

"I don't need it read back to me, I know what I said" --- Col. Jessup

[ February 15, 2006, 04:16 PM: Message edited by: jon_j_rambo ]

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Originally posted by jon_j_rambo:

[General, American paratroops have landed 7 kilometers away] "But why would they land here? There's nothing important here? Wait! I am important" --- General Alfred Jodl in the movie war classic, A Bridge Too Far.

Rambo, that wasn't Jodl, it was Model. The two names rhyme but that's as close as they get to each other.
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@Dorosh --- Thanks for the correction, you are right! That DVD has some dust on it. Model or Jodl, it's all the same to me, haven't studied those guys out. I just click the pieces & buy HQ's when playing SC. I always buy Patton when play the Allies, regardless of Ike given a higher rating. So dude, are you going to buy SC-2? Do you even own or ever play SC-1? Hey, I got help pump some sales here to keep my existance useful. Dude, you going step out & get in this communinty? SC crowd is more like "Where Eagles Dare", compared to the humanistic secularism of the General Forum.

So, we have a correction.

Yodl = Terif + Yoda + Model

Rambo knows when to praise

Rambo knows how to take instruction

Rambo knows alot of cool stuff.

Legend >>> OUT

[ February 15, 2006, 09:00 PM: Message edited by: jon_j_rambo ]

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Model - Field Marshal. Nicknamed Hitler's Fireman. Suicided at the end rather than surrender.

Jodl - Chief of Operations at OKW. Never had a field command during WWII. Signed surrender documents, then we hung his ass.

See? Easy to keep them straight.

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Jodl also had one of the most embarrassing moments ever captured on film when he concluded the proceedings by asking the victorious Allies to be generous with the German people. This was shortly after those same generals went through some concentration camps. His remark was met by angry glares, all on film.

The admiral who accompanied him went home and committed suicide. That cerimony caused hard feelings with the Russians, justifiably, who wanted a single surrender ceremony, so a few days later there was another surrender in Berlin with the Soviets, Americans, British and French represented. The surrendering general at that one was Jodl's boss, FM Keitl, who was later hanged along with Jodl after the Nuremberg trials.

The German generals rightly considered Keitl to be a politician in a uniform, Hitler's yes man, but Jodl was highly regarded for his skills. Naturally, Hitler rarely listened to him so usually just drew up the orders that Hitler had dictated to his staff.

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... then we hung his ass.

Yep, (... collective) we had plenty a' practice,

At that.

Me?

I'd like to see PUBLIC

Hangings.

In every County in bad lands.

No more... Mister Nice Guy!

(... that hang-man, no sweat babe, naked

to the waist, hood pulled inside out,

white to black,

Sweet Jesus! What a saintly

kinda sight, alright! :cool: )

See, this way,

Even the carnivores could, at last,

At the last... ken the scent, ah

Take note,

What... The State is capable of,

What sorta innate... Wisdom of Ages,

It's got. ;)

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@Desert Dave --- Yes indeed, we need to see them deserving swinging again from the Gallow's Poll. Yes, we shall gather by the river. Mister, can I buy a beer & bring my KJV for the event? When there is no justice the wicked laugh.

Hangman, hangman, hold it a little while,

Think i see my friends coming,

Riding a many mile.

Friends, did you get some silver?

Did you get a little gold?

What did you bring me, my dear friends,

To keep me from the gallows pole?

What did you bring me to keep me from the gallows pole?

I couldn't get no silver, i couldn't get no gold,

You know that we're too damn poor

To keep you from the gallows pole.

Hangman, hangman, hold it a little while,

I think i see my brother coming,

Riding a many mile.

Brother, did you get me some silver?

Did you get a little gold?

What did you bring me, my brother,

To keep me from the gallows pole?

Brother, i brought you some silver,

I brought a little gold,

I brought a little of ev'ry thing

To keep you from the gallows pole.

Yes, i brought you to keep you from the gallows pole.

Hangman, hangman, turn your head awhile,

I think i see my sister coming,

Riding a many mile, mile, mile.

Sister, i implore you, take him by the hand,

Take him to some shady bower,

Save me from the wrath of this man,

Please take him,

Save me from the wrath of this man, man.

Hangman, hangman, upon your face a smile,

Pray tell me that i'm free to ride,

Ride for many mile, mile, mile.

Oh, yes, you got a fine sister,

She warmed my blood from cold,

Brought my blood to boiling hot

To keep you from the gallows pole,

Your brother brought me silver,

Your sister warmed my soul,

But now i laugh and pull so hard

And see you swinging on the gallows pole

Keep-a-swingin'!

Swingin' on the gallows pole!

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jjr,

If you wrote that 2nd bit, well,

Congrats, it's... not bad.

LOL. :cool:

Though, if not, it's always best

To give credit where credit is due, and,

Incidentally,

NOT thieve or "borrow" another's writing

Without... asking first.

_____________________________________

For instance:

"The sleep of reason breeds monsters."

-- GOYA

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@Desert Dave
IMHO - well, dao didi duh,

Who else's would, should I have? LOL!

Anyway, this "at" business is bush-league

Iconongraphy.

Yer talking, like - throwing stuff?

AT somebody?

Hmmmm, how about?

A meeting - hail well met!

In greeting.

A spirited conversation, sure,

'At's righteous.

Hey-hey, a parlay!

Indian style.

Peace pipe passed alla way

'Round each-inclusive Circle, too. :cool:

... we need to see them deserving swinging again from the Gallow's Poll.
I agreed already!

PUBLIC hangings!

Yea verily, let's do it! smile.gif

Ah doggone, only trouble being... WHO

Decides who else is... so deserving?

"Judge not lest yee?"

Hast been stricken from... the Creed? ;)

I ken see it now (... and based on

deeds not words, IE, who is absolutely without

iota of Sin...)

Yea, we're down to the last two,

Well,

Hell, forget that.

It's become, as it must, just... the One.

In a suddenly utterly silent jungle. :eek:

Whatever does "it" do - now? ;)

[ February 16, 2006, 09:28 AM: Message edited by: Desert Dave ]

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Theme song from my frat days. This song is sung to the theme from Notre Dame football. It's a drinking song.

We are the men of Pi Kappa Phi,

Bring on the whiskey,

Bring on the rye,

Send those pledges out for gin,

And don't let a sober brother in,

We never stagger,

We never fall,

We sober up on grain alchol,

When we drink, we dring like Hell,

Because we are the men of Pi Kappa Phi,

Hey!

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Here's the new version which I wrote, after quiting & deciding to take another course & follow the ways taught from my childhood.

We are the men of Jesus the King,

Teach us the Bible,

Teach us to sing,

Send the prayers upto Him,

And don't let the Devil in,

We feared the Father,

We feared the Flood,

Now we repented thru Jesus's Blood,

When we preach we preach real bold,

Because we are the men of Jesus the King, Amen!

[ February 16, 2006, 01:23 PM: Message edited by: jon_j_rambo ]

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Where's Nero when we need him?

He's around, JJ,

Occasionally skulking the damned

Blood dimmed 'hoods

Of Ghetto, USA.

But, mostly - charming the crowds

Of lick-boot liars & thieves, oh,

The chicken hawks & cowboy cons

In them quick

Crumbling old marble halls,

Washington, D.C.

Only it ain't enny fiddle this time, no,

It's a miniature Clavichord - salvaged

From some Neo Gothic grave-yard.

Mournful, she moans - O where?

Did all the Knights of Olde, go? :confused:

The ones what once had... that stalwart

Code of Honor?

Earnestly searched for the grail, too.

_____________________________

On a lighter note :cool:

Pitchers & Catchers report!

To Spring... Diaper-Training, JJ!

Ummm... rather,

Their Agents mail in their likeness

And demand!

20 Million more!

Else - they'll a'rise right up!

Like Spartacus himself, and

Lead the down-trodden - on strike!

Again!

Bruised-shoulder

Brothers-in-arms

With all them Miners & Stevedores

And Drill Press Operators,

And Pile Driving Men,

You know the score... see here!

Home Town cheering!

(... flim-flammed anew, heh heh,

it's so freakin' E-Zee to do,

in so many different ways, these days!)

Man in the stands,

"I am... dis-repected."

Won't you - cry me the blues! :(

lol

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