Boo Radley Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by chrisl: Once again revealing your lack of any sort of grasp of geography. You'll note in my profile that I am in Southern California. So what you're telling me is that the proper mode of speech for you would include phrases like, "Fer shure, fer shure, ya'll." Is that it? Then again, you're in Akron...And once again jealosy rears its ugly head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Little blast from the past: My first post in the Peng thread dated 08/24/00 Ahem...I realize that I am not a combat mission titan, but I will do what I can to make this thread grow. ------------------ -Work Hard -Type Fast -Save Often [ July 29, 2002, 11:57 AM: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Little blast from the past: My first post in the Peng thread dated 08/24/00 Ahem...I realize that I am not a combat mission titan, but I will do what I can to make this thread grow. ------------------ -Work Hard -Type Fast -Save OftenSome things never change, do they? Once a git, always a git. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Little blast from the past: My first post in the Peng thread dated 08/24/00 Ahem...I realize that I am not a combat mission titan, but I will do what I can to make this thread grow. ------------------ -Work Hard -Type Fast -Save OftenI mean, even the SIG sucked, how bad is that? Turns are OUT! Dancing in the streets may now commence. If you think I owe you a turn (and I may, damned ISP) advise and I'll either fix or do somefink ... probably ignore it. Joe [ July 29, 2002, 12:16 PM: Message edited by: Joe Shaw ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: DIDN'T hear from Seanachai, not that I'm playing him mind but I did send an email asking several pertinent and impertinent questions and I, by GAWD, expect an answer! JoeDeepest apologies. Was held incommunicado for several days by agents of our government who had deep and serious questions about the political reliability and patriotism of quite a number of our members here on the Peng Challenge Thread. Attempts to explain to Tom Ridge that many of the people he was most concerned about were, in fact, foreigners and so couldn't really be expected to be either reliable, nor particularly dedicated in a rah-rah! sort of way to anything that George W. might come up with in the way of domestic policy. Ridge was very nice about things after I explained to him that Peng himself dwells in Pennsylvania, but told me that, regardless of being from the 'Alabama of the North', Mr. Ashcroft currently had US Marshalls out seeking for Peng. Mr. Ashcroft believes that 'Freedom of Speech' does not extend to strange men named Peng, which, he said, sounded altogether too like a foreign name to him. This evening, when I return to my own apartment, and sit once again before my computer, processing turns, sipping beer, and rubbing the handcuff bruises on my wrists and ankles, I will read and reply to all emails, but most especially our Justicar. God knows I don't want a new set of boot marks on the ribs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: DIDN'T hear from Seanachai, not that I'm playing him mind but I did send an email asking several pertinent and impertinent questions and I, by GAWD, expect an answer! JoeDeepest apologies. Was held incommunicado for several days by agents of our government who had deep and serious questions about the political reliability and patriotism of quite a number of our members here on the Peng Challenge Thread. Attempts to explain to Tom Ridge that many of the people he was most concerned about were, in fact, foreigners and so couldn't really be expected to be either reliable, nor particularly dedicated in a rah-rah! sort of way to anything that George W. might come up with in the way of domestic policy. Ridge was very nice about things after I explained to him that Peng himself dwells in Pennsylvania, but told me that, regardless of being from the 'Alabama of the North', Mr. Ashcroft currently had US Marshalls out seeking for Peng. Mr. Ashcroft believes that 'Freedom of Speech' does not extend to strange men named Peng, which, he said, sounded altogether too like a foreign name to him. This evening, when I return to my own apartment, and sit once again before my computer, processing turns, sipping beer, and rubbing the handcuff bruises on my wrists and ankles, I will read and reply to all emails, but most especially our Justicar. God knows I don't want a new set of boot marks on the ribs.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Since the Hirsute one was engaging in maudlin reminiscing, I did a little digging of my own. My first post to the MBT(and it will always be there): posted March 15, 2001 08:22 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okay, Okay, Here we go, I guess I've decided (in an Eeyore sort of way) to enter the one true thread (the peng, or whatever the hell that's supposed to mean). Yes, yes, a quick sod-off to the lot of you, but I understand that I'm to specifically challenge an individual. Oh me, oh my. So, here goes; Eat dung, elvis (lower case "e" intended). May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your groin. You can barely manage the OOmph to give a good "wankers" call occasionally, and I pee in your general direction. Your mother was a gopher, and your uncle smelled of boysenberries. Does that suffice? No? Well, then , Ok, You have not the balls to meet me on the field of battle, and I hereby slap you repeatedly with my leather Field-Glove-O-Love. Were you the real Elvis, you'd at least have the grace to die upon the toilet of infamy, instead of spewing your random drive-by pedestrian insults. How's that? Not enough, you say? OOOOokkaayyyy, Elvis, you couldn't process a turn in less than a fortnight, even if your favorite dog were the soup-de-jour of all the Vietnamese restaurants in San Francisco! Does that work? Should I be more specific? Elvis, you are but a zit on the arse of the largest prostitute in Copenhagen, Denmark. Does that work? Have I challenged you personally enough? No? OK, I guess I must continue. You, sir elvis (of the infected pelvis), are not worth the stick it takes to scrape the dog-doo from my shoes. I spit-at-thee, I spit-at-thee, I spit-at-thee. Ok, I'm spent. If there is anything at all glandular that keeps your legs from rubbing together, you will send a set-up my way, so that I may prove that Elvis is, indeed, dead and rotting. So, all the rest of you, BUGGER OFF!!! ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Little blast from the past: My first post in the Peng thread dated 08/24/00 Ahem...I realize that I am not a combat mission titan, but I will do what I can to make this thread grow. ------------------ -Work Hard -Type Fast -Save OftenOh dear...(snort)...Oh me oh my...(giggle)...I never realized...(guffaw)... I was so worried about my first post in the MBT being lame...(chortle)...had I known the bar was set THIS low, I could've stood at the other end of the room, pegged tangelos at my keyboard, posted whatever the outcome was and be considered to be the thread's next F. P. Adams. Oh, Hiram, you are such a sweet little nimrod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Beman Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Little blast from the past: I had beans for lunch, what about you? DjB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by Doug Beman: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Little blast from the past: I had beans for lunch, what about you? DjB</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Little blast from the past: My first post in the Peng thread dated 08/24/00 Ahem...I realize that I am not a combat mission titan, but I will do what I can to make this thread grow. ------------------ -Work Hard -Type Fast -Save OftenHere's my first post on the MBT (And I was afraid). posted November 20, 2001 02:59 PM I humbly present this gift for the Cesspools enjoyment. Mrs. Berli (I'm really not evil) [ 11-20-2001: Message edited by: Patch ] Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted July 29, 2002 Author Share Posted July 29, 2002 Ahh, those were the days, Heady days indeed... It was as close as I could get. BTW, where in HELL has David Aitkin gone? Did his year long quivering lip finally explode into a bawling fit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Another time, Boo. You are now marked for venom.Oh shoot, and I didn't get you anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by Doug Beman: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Little blast from the past: I had beans for lunch, what about you? DjB</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: This evening, when I return to my own apartment, and sit once again before my computer, processing turns, sipping beer, and rubbing the handcuff bruises on my wrists and ankles, I will read and reply to all emails, but most especially our Justicar. God knows I don't want a new set of boot marks on the ribs.ÛberGnome, you can tell us the truth...You spent your weekend hanging out with Hanns at the bondage club. {Snicker, Snicker} Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Little blast from the past: My first post in the Peng thread dated 08/24/00 Ahem...I realize that I am not a combat mission titan, but I will do what I can to make this thread grow. ------------------ -Work Hard -Type Fast -Save OftenMine was better. Yours was weak and ineffectual, like your attempts at stimulating the opposite sex. You were as nothing until Croda came along and raised you up from the dust. Imagine that, it took the likes of a Croda for you to reach minimally acceptable standards. I don't know about you, but that would make me feel terrible. [ July 29, 2002, 06:15 PM: Message edited by: dalem ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Doug Beman, i'm afraid i've bungled our Pbem match, can you send a new setup? I'm new to Pbem games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: BTW, where in HELL has David Aitkin gone? Did his year long quivering lip finally explode into a bawling fit?He got a life, ya git. BTW I sent a turn. Prepare to make me die a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Beamin ruddy duggle toast. [ July 30, 2002, 04:02 AM: Message edited by: CMplayer ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Beman Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Doug Beman, i'm afraid i've bungled our Pbem match, can you send a new setup? I'm new to Pbem games. No worries. It's on its way to you 7:24 EST. DjB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Little blast from the past: My first post in the Peng thread dated 08/24/00 Ahem...I realize that I am not a combat mission titan, but I will do what I can to make this thread grow. ------------------ -Work Hard -Type Fast -Save OftenMine was better. Yours was weak and ineffectual, like your attempts at stimulating the opposite sex. You were as nothing until Croda came along and raised you up from the dust. Imagine that, it took the likes of a Croda for you to reach minimally acceptable standards. I don't know about you, but that would make me feel terrible.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Doug Beman: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Little blast from the past: I had beans for lunch, what about you? DjB</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Since I have yet to receive a turn from the bottom dwelling, excrement munching, lice infested vermin known as Croda, I challenge you to a game of mediocre proportions.What offends me is not your mere existance, which can be written off as blind chance or Nature on a crank bender, nor your mewlings and kissy noises. What really sours the milk of the Universal Teat at which I feed is the fact that you think the paltry little feeling you have toward that which is named Croda is sufficient to be called hate. Next to the poisonous revulsion that I harbor for it, your "hate" is as a gooey mash note clutched to an as-yet-fully-formed and besweatered bosom in the bright halls of some Hollywood Junior High School. The safety scissors of your loathing for it drown in a brown blur of rusty scalpels raining down as if from a giant sharps spill from the Dumpster of the Gods. Your "hate" is a still-warm Tollhouse cookie that you thoughtfully much while my oil drum full of spattering bile is heating over the fire of my disgust. So for that reason alone I accept your challenge, and I will take your ears and show them to my earless dog before throwing them into the dust, showing him what a kind master I am to refrain from draping him with the shame that accompanies any piece of your physical form. I await a setup from you, the littlest of Croda haters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by Doug Beman: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Doug Beman, i'm afraid i've bungled our Pbem match, can you send a new setup? I'm new to Pbem games. No worries. It's on its way to you 7:24 EST. DjB</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Beman Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Doug Beman: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Doug Beman, i'm afraid i've bungled our Pbem match, can you send a new setup? I'm new to Pbem games. No worries. It's on its way to you 7:24 EST. DjB</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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