Berlichtingen Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 For those of you who missed it the first time around (before Gpig assassinated my thread) here goes again... It is time for the 2nd Berli Got drunk And Did Somefink Stupid Challenge. This time out, I can't challenge to play all the scenarios blind (If I didn't make them, I probably playtested them). So, this time around I propose the following... 40 Quick Battles a la CB:BB Those who accept the challenge will have the choice of one of the following: 1) The battle... this includes the map and whether it is an Allied attack, Axis attack or meeting engagement. Also, the nations involved (ie. you decide that the Axis will be Italians and the Allies Partisans... that sort of thing) 2) Which side you will play and the date In either case, you will chose the number and I will give you my choices for the other before you decide on your specifics. Example: You decide #2. I will tell you the map specs and that the Allies (Soviet) will attack the Axis (Italian). You then decide which side you wish to play and the date for the QB. In all cases, weather & time of day will be set to random. There lies the gauntlet, who shall pick it up? Here's where we stand so far (Btw, sorry for forgetting who all responded already) 01) Geire... a complete swine, but he did talk me into reading Bulgakov (and he digs the tune 'Sympathy for the Devil') 02) Mr Peng... He and i have been at each others throats for so long it is necessary for me to make him Die-A-Lot-More Now™ 03) Seanachai... his bloody sing-songs make me sick. I must kill him 04) Roxy (should she accept)... just to show here that those of us in the Mutha Beautuful thread are every bit the swine she thinks we are 05) Andreas... I intend to beat him like a gong 06) Goanna... been are to long since we last locked horns... I kinda miss puttin' the boot in 07) Micheal Dorosh... He's Canadian, therefore he deserves the boot 08) Holien... consider yourself pickled 09) ParaBellum? (could be wrong, but I thought you were on the list... correct me if i am wrong) 10) Flammenwerfer... AH! that was one I had forgotten. Sorry 'bout that 11) R_Leete... Me? Ladder? I'll smack you like an unwanted step child 12) mike the wino... drink up boy-o, it will deaden the pain 13) Dirtweasle... Tracks?! Cary?! Who are you? 14) Papa Khann... Looks like squire slappin' season 15) THumpre... You'll be changin' your username to THumpee 16) Enoch... I am, you will, both 17) JonS... cannon cocker. I don' like cannon cockers. Too afraid of getting dirty 18) Bad Dog... Ah! another username change - Whipped Dog 19) Epée... this is all your fault 20) Mike... Gods! The riff-raff of the Pool are crawling out 21) Speedy... Once more into the breach and all that 22) GWDWD... Are you related to MrSpkr? 23) PAEZ... You'll regret that 24) RobVarak... Copycat 25) MrSpkr... Ah! the other no vowel twin! 26) Gpig... I'm still watchin' you. Thread assassin! 27) ryddle... Hell, there are so many non-grogs here already 28) ciks... now all you have o do is challenge Peng. His bite is really worse than his bark 29) Simon Elwen... Between you and Goanna I sould get no sleep 30) Wisbech_lad... Slow, fast, matters not to me 31) Chupacabra... Urban map -- check 32) Herr Oberst... Damn! I had been so good at dodging you veiled attepts at a challenge 33) Boo_Radley... You can't. It is for people like you that my sig file exists 34) Warphead... Ah! There's the other missing one 35) Wildman... he so deserves a boot rather than a draw 36) Juju... How could i forget my introduction to the flamethrowing Sherman 37) argie... I'll give you somefink else to be angry about 38) a1steaks... Still accepting, but supply is limited 39) Nestor... Because I can't stand anyone that old 40) Panzer Leader... I do now and always shall hate you Hold off on your choices folks. There is a bit more info I have to give you, but it must wait until the release so I don't inadvertantly violate the NDA [ August 15, 2002, 10:53 AM: Message edited by: Berlichtingen ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Here we go again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Heh, heh. I wondered if you'd sobered up and reconsidered! Since you are bound and determined to be the cess ladder grog, I will have to show you just how quickly and utterly I can be defeated. Put me down for the next thrashing, oh dark one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParaBellum Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: ...10) ParaBellum? (could be wrong, but I thought you were on the list... correct me if i am wrong)...You can bet your a... *cough* I mean, yes, I humbly requested a small CMBB QB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 I'll be up for a game once the "Two Steps of Death" wraps up. Translation: Once I sort out who gets what and I start the fecking tourney. That should all be wrapped up by Sept. 20th Translation: I should have lost enough men for an auto-surrender. I have always enjoyed your insightful prose in the Peng thread. Translation: Your posts are reminiscent of the "1000 monkeys+1000 typewriters=Great American Novel" theory. I look forward to our game. Translation: [ editted for unsuitable content but there was some reference to your parentage, social upbringing, hygiene, and other less appropriate subjects ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtweasle Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Count me in, loser buys a round up at The Tracks, (if it's still there or elsewhere if not) when I come through town next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 I will pick up your gauntlet, though I reserve the right to hold the reeking thing as far away from my nose as I may. Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THumpre Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 I'll throw my hat into the ring so long as you promise not to crap in it and throw it back..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enoch Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Oh, I'll take a piece of this action. Now I can find out for myself if you really are as horrible and wretched as everyone says (either at the game, in real life, or both). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Count me in, if there are still any seats left without boobytraps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowie Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Ah.. do I get to play a cess pooler without needing to step into the pool? Count me in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epée Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 I will take the challenge, once more, with CMBB this time. Epée Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Berli to the font of him, Berli to the side of him, Onward rode the brave Mike.... OK - so it sucks, but then that's the story of my literary skills from time immemorial. Yeah - I'll play summit in here - book me a place at teh party please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Yeah throw me in Berli might as well try this again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWDWD Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 I've been beaten by the rest, time to get beaten by the best. (Sorry Lurkur and Prinz Eugen.) Give me the Ruskies in '41. Prefer a small battle, since I don't want to prolong the agony. But it will be fun, and I can tell my grandkids that... Well, shoot, it will just be fun. SIX WEEKS!! (or thereabouts) Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAEZ Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Im in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobVarak Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 I'm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Gasp! Is this some sort of Devilish ladder? Count me in regardless. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Don't be silly Sprocket - it's just Berli getting his kicks. Now as for kicking - I wanna do Kursk - as the Russian AT defence. I reckon the ping of 14.5 and 45mm shot off Panthers and Tigers will make a lovely symphony. so Berli - if you wanna let's have a small map, Germans attacking with Armour, russians defending with Infantry, and lot's a' points so we can have bulk German heavies and a real nightmare of Russian AT nests! [ August 08, 2002, 12:14 AM: Message edited by: Mike ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gpig Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Test . . . test . . . Is this thing working? ahem Can I play you? (Despite fnorkin' your thread?) I'll take the Italians on the Don river, watching Sixth Army's left flank. (That should get you a measure of revenge.) Gpig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryddle Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Got room for a non-grog? Then count me in! -r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgars Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 How could i miss the chance to play with the second Olde One (Seenachai, where's my bloody turn?) Count me in, Berlitech...Berloschinken...whatever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Elwen Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Count me in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 As long as it's not on the same god-forsaken urban map we played on the first time you lambasted me, I'd love to give it a whack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 All right, count me in. I have my long spoon around here somewhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts