Seanachai Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Originally posted by Ardem: hahah same thing still Americans announcing to other Americans how great they are hahahahhaha. Adam? Is that you?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: How about you land seven kinds of pestilence on their heads. Thats your schtick isn't it? Better yet, make him go 'dry'. You know, the old 'these lips shall never touch liquor no more' type thing. I'm pretty sure that kills Australians. At the very least, it neuters them. And no harsh chemicals to damage the environment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Better yet, make him go 'dry'. You know, the old 'these lips shall never touch liquor no more' type thing. I'm pretty sure that kills Australians. Good Berli! I got a cold shiver reading those words.... you are a cold, unfeeling brute aren't you? That punishment is beyond anything the mind of Mengele might conceve, I mean its harsh, too harsh perhaps even for goober nations. 'cept Neu Zeelund of course.... oh and the Finns.... not to mention the Swedes... oops, mentioned them didn't I? damn.... sorry Joe, 'Dang' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 All right, I have to go to bed now. I have to feed my cat some milk! Maybe my next door neighbour will come over and explain to my cat where milk comes from... Dear God...the horror, the horror... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: It doesn't surprise me that a liberal, tree huggin', freak such as yourself can't tell the difference between Conservative and Neo-Con Barbarian It would help if you lot would publish a freaking 'field guide', or something. I mean, I'd hate to shoot something that wasn't in season... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by The Smurf: I'm not some simple native that you can con with beads, feathers and palm wine...Yeah, he don't need the beads and feathers </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 ***Have A Great Day Jack*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Why is the school of fish attacking the diver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 I don't know Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Why is the school of fish attacking the diver? Cos he's a Lawyer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: Who has the keys to Coventry? I was thinking the same thing Stuka ... I blame the Australians for leaving the door open and NOT posting any rules. I cautioned everyone that this would happen and, lo and behold, it did. Never doubt your Justicar, lad. He knows best. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Never listen to the Justicar, lad. He only knows how to be a cranky old fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: Never listen to the Justicar, lad. He only knows how to be a cranky old fart. But, you have to admit, it's a gift he has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Children are then told 'America is out there'. They are then admonished to 'never go there'. Have I ever mentioned how similar you are to Garrison Keillor? I mean, it's kinda scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: Have I ever mentioned how similar you are to Garrison Keillor? I mean, it's kinda scary. Well, they are from the same area. Might be something in the water (urine from Wisconsin probably). However, I don't remember Keillor being short... or blue... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: Good Berli!There's two words you don't see strung together very often Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: Good Berli!There's two words you don't see strung together very often </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 beer...cold...good.... huhhharrhughhh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: beer...cold...good.... huhhharrhughhh.... Jeez... Compared to you even Grog Dorosh is a sparkling conversationalist, OGSF is a completely lucid verbalizer and rleete could be this century's answer to Oscar Wilde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Club...Boo....hard...crack...skull... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Why is the school of fish attacking the diver? Cos he's a Lawyer? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: beer...cold...good....The very essence of an Aussie, expressed in three words. SNIFF! *wipes tear from eye* That was beautiful mate! *wipes more tears* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: Club...Boo....hard...crack...skull... Well, all I can say is that if your physical skills are as honed as your verbal ones, you'll no doubt project an image as terrifying and threatening as tepid broth. But with twice the calories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 I & my entourage charge through the Cesspool, barging our way through the… err cess 37mm comes across the Belgian “You still around chuck? Hope you’ve been busy saving yourself and all” 37mm comes across Joe “Hi old partner” 37mm slaps Joe on the back, manly style like… 37mm ignores the audible cracking … “Hope you’ve been keeping them all in… err ship shape… ness” 37mm carries on & bumps into the local 'special-friend' 4v2 blow “Oh lookee who it isn’t? You’ve put on weight….” 37mm’s entourage of super intelligent uber-monkeys clears a way through the detritus towards the neglected cave… Along the way 37mm meets some of the dearest ladies… *Slap* 37mm heads towards the cave entrance with a cheeky grin on his face… the smitten ladies call out “you’ve returned” “You know what’s the best thing about being back?” *The smitten ladies coo… NO* “Absolutely nothing” *37mm gives the ladies a wink & turns back into his cave* PS Which of you shmucks is fighting me & why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 11, 2005 Share Posted June 11, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Which of you shmucks is fighting me & why? I am. And why? Well, I think it's because you're a git. And not your common, garden variety type of git, but rather a git of magnificent proportions. A git whose very gitness is not circumnavigated by mere mortal methods. A gitness, which with it's size, occudes the sun and a fair amount of the firmament in it's majesty. Wind patterns are affected and migratory birds become confused when in proximity. You possess a quality of gitnessitude that has it's own gravity well and trojan points. There should be a constellation named after you. We could call it "The Git" and it would look like something a person would never sit next to on the bus. A gitterosity which if described as brobdingnagian in size, would have received short shift at the very least. Gitalogicaly speaking, it is Odin. An All Father of gitamalogic size which bestrides the tree Yggrdrasil and makes a big wee on it. That is why I am fighting you, you Northern Brit git. Now, do I need to send you the last file... AGAIN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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