_Axe_ Posted June 10, 2005 Author Share Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: I feel slighted. Mission accomplished. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: The final word.GHAGHGAHAGHG GHAGHGAHGAHGAHG GAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! Where's the molten TNT, the :mad: ?!! You obviously paid someone else to write that. Ps there's some sort of stain on your chin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86smopuim Posted June 11, 2005 Share Posted June 11, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: My eyes!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Here, I made a very special puzzle, just for you. This one should only take you a few hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86smopuim Posted June 11, 2005 Share Posted June 11, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: PS there's some sort of stain on your chin. I think they call that a Dirty Hepburn, kinda shakey so you miss the 'stache area. It happens to first timers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted June 11, 2005 Share Posted June 11, 2005 Smope, A)Is the growlie-face mod for real? B)Will it work in BB? C)GAGHRHRHGAGAHHRRGGAH D) :mad: That is all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86smopuim Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 Originally posted by no_one: Smope, A)Is the growlie-face mod for real? yes B)Will it work in BB? yes C)GAGHRHRHGAGAHHRRGGAH !!!GAGHRHRHGAGAHHRRGGAH!!! D) :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 Originally posted by no_one: Smope, A)Is the growlie-face mod for real? B)Will it work in BB? C)GAGHRHRHGAGAHHRRGGAH D) :mad: That is all GARRARARARRARHGHGHGARARH!!!!!!1!!111 You owe me a turn, maggot!! No mods for you. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 12, 2005 Author Share Posted June 12, 2005 A slow learner. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 Smope, That is an awesome mod!It would be cool if the rolleyes would work--"They're shooting at us again "...."I am routing "..."Oh no,they've shot and killed me "....hehehehe. Turns out :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: A slow learner. :mad: :mad: :mad: The story of your life. :mad: So where are my turns, Axe, Snarker, Wally. Slack-jawed jackalopes. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 Must be the same place as my turns from Mace and Moraine Sedai. You'd think the maggots were hiding from a collection company or something. Pseudo and I are about 2/3 finished with a Normandy battle that seems like it belongs on the Eastern Front. This has been a take-no-prisoners firefight at close range, with the RAF and wildly inaccurate German rockets hitting everybody. The winner may be whoever still has somebody left alive. :eek: :eek: This has been a good PBEM day as the rain has been pretty heavy. Too bad there was only one person who sent a turn. Smopemaggot won't even give me his e-mail address after he challenged me! Anyway, it was the remains of Arlene passing over - thanks a lot you Gulf Coasters who are supposed to keep your hurricanes to yourselves. :mad: :mad: [ June 12, 2005, 05:31 PM: Message edited by: Dave H ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86smopuim Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Can someone make a suitable scenario for a "Smope eviscerates Dave H" Lotsa elite flame throwers and crack TNT chucking devices? :mad: Pretty Please with TNT slathered on top? :mad: [ June 12, 2005, 10:37 PM: Message edited by: 86smopuim ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Originally posted by 86smopuim: Can someone make a suitable scenario for a "Smope eviscerates Dave H"Yeah, yeah, big talk just like Mike Tyson was spouting last week about his opponent. Wasn't it something like "I'm going to gut him like a fish"? Anybody else see how that worked out for Iron Mike this weekend? Seems like I saw a picture of him tangled in the ropes. Lotsa elite flame throwers and crack TNT chucking devices? :mad: Pretty Please with TNT slathered on top? :mad: I suspect we could always crank up one of Soddball's cursed "Inferno" scenarios. That sounds like what you're after. How about something with nothing but flamethrowers and assault guns in the fog? Maybe we could include bazookas and panzershrecks, too. You know, something to really showcase our "realistic" tactical skillz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86smopuim Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 make it so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: Must be the same place as my turns from Mace and Moraine Sedai. You'd think the maggots were hiding from a collection company or something. You, Sir, have the attention span of a...... errr.... some animal that doesn't have an attention span!! :mad: I posted about a week ago indicating that my newer PC (ie the one with all the good sh*t) is in the shop undergoing a warranty repair (ie the one that takes months because they have to send all the parts back to the respective manufacturers) and I would be unable to process turns until its return. So....until then gaming is virtually none existent (because I can't be bothered installing the lot back on my older PC), and my ability to collect the choicest sheep porn seriously curtailed!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86smopuim Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dave H: Must be the same place as my turns from Mace and Moraine Sedai. You'd think the maggots were hiding from a collection company or something. You, Sir, have the attention span of a...... errr.... some animal that doesn't have an attention span!! :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: You, Sir, have the attention span of a...... errr.... some animal that doesn't have an attention span!! :mad: I posted about a week ago indicating that my newer PC (ie the one with all the good sh*t) is in the shop undergoing a warranty repair (ie the one that takes months because they have to send all the parts back to the respective manufacturers) and I would be unable to process turns until its return.Oh, like I'm supposed to waste my time by actually reading your posts. I don't think so. So....until then ... my ability to collect the choicest sheep porn seriously curtailed!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: I didn't realize how serious this was. Mace, you have my most sincere condolences. Chin up and stiff upper lip, man. Have a beer or twenty. It's only a matter of time before you're able to wallow in that stuff again. I suppose for the time being the livestock in your vicinity is extremely nervous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 14, 2005 Author Share Posted June 14, 2005 I'm on vacation until Sunday you wastes of skin. Then we shall see how much free time a manager has to post from work. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoolaman Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by no_one: Smope, That is an awesome mod!It would be cool if the rolleyes would work--"They're shooting at us again "...."I am routing "..."Oh no,they've shot and killed me "....hehehehe. Turns out :mad: What would be truly awesome is a sound mod: "move it lads": !!!GAGHRHRHGAGAHHRRGGAH!!! "ahh! my legs": !!!GAGHRHRHGAGAHHRRGGAH!!! "keep moving!": !!!GAGHRHRHGAGAHHRRGGAH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: I'm on vacation until Sunday you wastes of skin. As evident from the lack of turns sent, you've been on vacation for quite some time. Useless git. :mad Anyone want to wager how many days Axe "works" before getting the proverbially axe? : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Anyone want to wager how many days Axe "works" before getting the proverbially axe? : None. Why would he start working now that he has a cushy manager's job? I figure he'll have lots more time for CM now that he can play at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: Then we shall see how much free time a manager has to post from work.A Canadian Gubmint job? Hell, you will be able to SEND turns from work. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_: [qb]Then we shall see how much free time a manager has to post from work.A Canadian Gubmint job? Hell, you will be able to SEND turns from work. :mad: :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: Whatever happened to the last person who had this job? He went on strike for higher boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: Then we shall see how much free time a manager has to post from work. :mad: :mad: You should have lots more time because you now have the power to d..e..l..i..g..a..t..e. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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