_Axe_ Posted August 25, 2004 Author Share Posted August 25, 2004 Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key. Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers, rodents! Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Well, tough day today. Assignment at Canadian Forces Base Borden at 9 a.m. for 30 minutes. Then I have to play golf in the local Chamber of Commerce tournament but the shotgun start isn't until noon. What to do, what to do....wait a minute. That looks like Borden's military museum. And what't that next to it? Why I do believe it's a tank park. It's tough being me today. Somehow, I think you'll suffer through. Although the part about being you would be extremely rough on a day to day basis. :mad: :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Okay Axe, I posted this picture on the next page like you asked. Who is Watson & Crick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Okay Axe, I posted this picture on the next page like you asked. Are you addicted to Canadian crack or somefink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Okay Axe, I posted this picture on the next page like you asked. Are you addicted to Canadian crack or somefink? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Okay Axe, I posted this picture on the next page like you asked. Are you addicted to Canadian crack or somefink? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Damn, you're good. You can tell the nationality of people just from their butt crack. Must have taken you years of study. It's the beanie. Only special kids and Canadians wear such gear willingly. No polar bears present so it must summer time. So far.... -Axe2121 has lost all of his Matildas, time is running out and it looks like a draw or a loss for the maggot. -Dave H is a gamey, hooring, Stuart driving maggot but that won't help him at all. The occasional lucky shot will not save him from defeat. :mad: :mad: -Wasting & Sick picked one long, drawn-out scenario. He sez he is gonna win, I sez not. Wait for the exciting conclusion. -Wallybob is making sacrifices to whatever Higher Power he worships. Can't wait to chuck more TNT in the next turn or two. :mad: -Sparker needs to pick a scenario for our next go around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Originally posted by mike_the_wino2: Only special kids and Canadians wear such gear willingly. It is hard to distinquish one from the other when they are garbed as such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key. Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers, rodents! Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason. One of the all time classics.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 25, 2004 Author Share Posted August 25, 2004 I return! For some unknown reason, I played like I haven't played in years, back when I would play 18 to 36 holes a week. Not one slice, a few great drives (275+ yards), half a dozen chips from 50 yards out to within 15 feet and half a dozen putts from anywhere from 20 feet and in. The only other time I remember playing like this was when I was 19 and I shot an 82. Today was an 87 but I hardly get out anymore. I guess I won't need to buy any lottery tickets for a while. Just one of those days when everything clicks, I guess. Lord knows I don't get enough of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Why don't you click the 'SEND' button and get me my turn you useless maggot. Goes for the rest of you as well. Chop, chop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Why don't you click the 'SEND' button and get me my turn you useless maggot. Goes for the rest of you as well. Chop, chop. Err, why don't you start chopping pal???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 25, 2004 Author Share Posted August 25, 2004 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Why don't you click the 'SEND' button and get me my turn you useless maggot. Goes for the rest of you as well. Chop, chop. Right back at you, you sack of puss, you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 26, 2004 Author Share Posted August 26, 2004 Spalding Smails : I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake... Judge Smails : You'll get nothing, and like it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 26, 2004 Author Share Posted August 26, 2004 Judge Smails : Don't you people have jobs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 26, 2004 Author Share Posted August 26, 2004 Judge Smails : Spaulding, get dressed you're playing golf. Spaulding: No I'm not grandpa, I'm playing tennis. Judge Smails : You're playing golf and you're going to like it. Spaulding: What about my asthma? Judge Smails : I'll give you asthma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 26, 2004 Author Share Posted August 26, 2004 Wahahahahahahahaha!!! I love that movie!! Ted Knight was a riot!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 The scene when Chevy Chase is playing through Bill Murray's pad is great. Was it Maui Wowee! that Murray had crossed with bent bermuda grass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wubbits Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 'Carl Spackler Bent' is a cross between Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. Wubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 26, 2004 Author Share Posted August 26, 2004 Time for a new thread you turds. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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