Hortlund Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: I imagine a lot of people tell you things that aren't true. That you're a nice guy, immediately springs to mind. Yes, but no one ever says that... They often say Im an asshole though....wait..that must mean they love me. *sniff* your words means so much to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Originally posted by Elvis: Wankers. Now it seems like home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 You know, given what most of you attempt to pass off for a physique, I find it disturbing that this is the number one web page hit on a Google search for the word Peng. This one is going to give me nightmares. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 21, 2005 Author Share Posted May 21, 2005 Originally posted by MrSpkr: You know, given what most of you attempt to pass off for a physique, I find it disturbing that this is the number one web page hit on a Google search for the word Peng. This one is going to give me nightmares. Steve To add to your pain, as I sit here and type this, under my clothes... I'm NEKKID! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Excuse me. I need to go shove a red hot needle (with a very sharp point) deep into my mind's eye. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 I like beer...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: I like beer...... I thought it was blondes. I see, easily distracted. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 I'll drink to blondes. I'll also drink to the West Coast Eagles. Bastages! I bloody well backed them in the footy tipping and they lose. Of course I blame Noba! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 another day, another beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: I'll drink to blondes. I'll also drink to the West Coast Eagles. Bastages! I bloody well backed them in the footy tipping and they lose. Of course I blame Noba! Mace Right lads, your Olde Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread has returned ... a bit worse for the humidity but back in his office and ready to assist the CessPool in whatever manner I might be able to ... uh ... do ... whatever. This time I'll assist the puzzled horde of Non-Australian Cesspudlians by taking a crack at cracking the above "Drivel by Mace". Please note that I'm only dealing with the ABOVE "Drivel by Mace", previous or future "Drivel by Mace" is NOT included. Readers should further be warned that "Drivel by Mace" is a trademark phrase and applies to ALL posts by Mace. So ... where was I ... oh yeah ... I bloody well backed them in the footy tipping and they lose.As it happens, "footy tipping" is apparently something that can be handled by software and is similar to, one presumes, Baseball Office Pools, as evidenced by this gem from Some Goofy Australian Site Footy Tipping Software aims to bring you the most time-efficient, enjoyable and easy to use office pools software available in the market today.I could probably do more research and determine if it's soccer, rugby or Australian Rules Football ... but really, who cares eh? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BARMAN1950 Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 I have a question regarding the "Peng challange & Cherry Waffle" threads. Are they a part of on-going games ? When I go to a forum (CMAK,CMBO,etc I expect to find subjects dealing with those topics, but find many messages dealig with Pengs, Cherry Waffles etc. I am a fairly new bloke and have never quite understood their pupose. I am not condeming them I just don't understand their purose. Please no flames, this is an honest question. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BARMAN1950 Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Sorry about the mis-spellings, I have not as yet had my first cup of coffee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Originally posted by BARMAN1950: Sorry about the mis-spellings, I have not as yet had my first cup of coffee! Nor have you a general location or email address in your profile, both are required before we'll we'll even consider responding to your question. Finally, please don't ever mention the sacred Peng Challenge Thread in the same breath as the Gawdawful thread. I've said it many times ... a group that will accept ANYBODY is full of NOBODIES. We have standards here ... kind of ... I mean we DID let the Australians in ... so the bar is pretty damned low. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 It has been at least a page since anyone talked about me. Come on, people; let's get it together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Psssssssssssst..... *whispers* Did you all know that Dalem's hair is longer than mine and he's been known to wear it in a *gasp* ponytail!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ready to assist the CessPool in whatever manner I might be able to ... uh ... do ... whatever. Joe Ohh cheers Guv.. I have the most annoying itch that needs scratching in a very awkward to reach place on my back... I also have a HUGE pile of ironing that needs.. well..... Ironing.. Thanks again JJ *Hic* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: Psssssssssssst..... *whispers* Did you all know that Dalem's hair is longer than mine and he's been known to wear it in a *gasp* ponytail!! Does he do braid too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 The Miracle of Toilet Paper Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I could probably do more research and determine if it's soccer, rugby or Australian Rules Football ... but really, who cares eh?We had in-office sumo wrestling tipping once. Originally posted by BARMAN1950: I have a question regarding the "Peng challange & Cherry Waffle" threads. Are they a part of on-going games ? When I go to a forum (CMAK,CMBO,etc I expect to find subjects dealing with those topics, but find many messages dealig with Pengs, Cherry Waffles etc. I am a fairly new bloke and have never quite understood their pupose. I am not condeming them I just don't understand their purose. Please no flames, this is an honest question. Thanks! Since the Justicar practically forbid us to respond to you, I will, because basically I can't tolerate pig-headed authority (must be an egalitarian Aussie thing, or our hatred of all things Joe). We are a group of the like minded who request CM PBEMs through verbal abuse. Hell, It's so much better than asking nicely. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 22, 2005 Author Share Posted May 22, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: We are a group of the like minded who request CM PBEMs through verbal abuse. Hell, It's so much better than asking nicely. Mace Sometimes we just engage in verbal abuse because it's... well... it's just so much gosh-darned fun!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: SNIP ... so the bar is pretty damned low. Joe Joe, you pillock. [Now THAT is Tautology] The bar is low, so that when you fall down from drinking too much beer, you can still reach up and grab your drink, whilst almost prone. Oh! And the barmaid has to lean just that little bit more forward. 5 Cougars please! Noba. ps. Don't forget the lemon, love! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 Originally posted by BARMAN1950: I have a question regarding the "Peng challange & Cherry Waffle" threads. Are they a part of on-going games ? When I go to a forum (CMAK,CMBO,etc I expect to find subjects dealing with those topics, but find many messages dealig with Pengs, Cherry Waffles etc. I am a fairly new bloke and have never quite understood their pupose. I am not condeming them I just don't understand their purose. Please no flames, this is an honest question. Thanks! Best you get your answer from the horse's... mouth. E-mail Seanachai (seanachaibard@msn.com) and he will give you the full answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 Donnie Darko = Good movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 22, 2005 Author Share Posted May 22, 2005 Panzer Leader = Feckin' Idjit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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