Michael Emrys Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Actually, I spontaneously generated myself before the beginning of time. I have always been here. I will still be here and grooving when you lot are forgotten echoes of the Big Bang. So there! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Watch out for the gnab gib. ("What out"? "What out"? I blame the Talisker.) [ April 07, 2005, 07:28 AM: Message edited by: Becket ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Still can't compose a coherent sentence, I see. Very well, keep trying. "A thousand monkeys" and all, heh. We'll check back in in a few years and see if you've made any progress. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Well, since I don't know any of you personally, having never met you IRL, I feel you are the perfect people to help me with my problem. As you all spend hours hunched over a computer screen reading every piece of drivel posted, have 1000's of posts yourself, I feel that you and I are like brothers. Brothers in arms so speak. So I come across this webpage with this really hot chick on it. I don't know her name, where she lives or even if she really exists, as opposed to being some CGI biznitch that just gave me wood. As you all are suave mutha-f*ckers in your own right, how should I handle the next step? I was thinking about getting some bad-ass software ****e, hacking the site, tracking her down, stalking her for like a week or so, then one night just jumping out of some bushes and grabbing her. I was thinking Ford Econoline van cuz dat's wat da pimp-ass serial killaz lik to use but if any of you have a better ideas, do tell. Thanks in advance. Well, that's always worked for you in the past, so why not? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 OMFG, and I thought...no, I KNOW, you lot are a sorry sack of whining biznitches but Fiefdom has you all beat by a mile. It's like a train-wreck...I just can't stop looking at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Actually, I spontaneously generated myself before the beginning of time.I don't care what you call it, but it'll still make you blind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Sergei: I don't care what you call it, but it'll still make you blind... So will drinking wood alcohol. But this is more fun. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 I strongly disagree, I have some great methanol drink recipes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 That doesn't surprise me. BTW, I can get a good seeing eye dog for you cheap. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Well, since I don't know any of you personally, having never met you IRL, I feel you are the perfect people to help me with my problem. As you all spend hours hunched over a computer screen reading every piece of drivel posted, have 1000's of posts yourself, I feel that you and I are like brothers. Brothers in arms so speak. So I come across this webpage with this really hot chick on it. I don't know her name, where she lives or even if she really exists, as opposed to being some CGI biznitch that just gave me wood. As you all are suave mutha-f*ckers in your own right, how should I handle the next step? I was thinking about getting some bad-ass software ****e, hacking the site, tracking her down, stalking her for like a week or so, then one night just jumping out of some bushes and grabbing her. I was thinking Ford Econoline van cuz dat's wat da pimp-ass serial killaz lik to use but if any of you have a better ideas, do tell. Thanks in advance. Well, that's always worked for you in the past, so why not? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: BTW, I can get a good seeing eye dog for you cheap. Michael Sorry, I don't do dogs. You should talk to Mace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Sergei: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: BTW, I can get a good seeing eye dog for you cheap. Michael Sorry, I don't do dogs. You should talk to Mace. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: I will still be here and grooving when you lot are forgotten echoes of the Big Bang. That's the best endorsement for mortality I've ever heard. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: I will still be here and grooving when you lot are forgotten echoes of the Big Bang. That's the best endorsement for mortality I've ever heard. :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sergei: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: BTW, I can get a good seeing eye dog for you cheap. Michael Sorry, I don't do dogs. You should talk to Mace. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Ah, how I love to shed Axe's blood... bye bye, Platoon HQ! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Becket: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: I will still be here and grooving when you lot are forgotten echoes of the Big Bang. That's the best endorsement for mortality I've ever heard. :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Tut. Some of my best friends are lawyers. Of course, it's true that I do hide the best silver when I have them over for dinner... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 In the same place you keep your Depends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Did you say something, _Axe_? I wasn't really listening. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 8, 2005 Author Share Posted April 8, 2005 Then turn up your hearing aid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86smopuim Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: OMFG, and I thought...no, I KNOW, you lot are a sorry sack of whining biznitches but Fiefdom has you all beat by a mile. It's like a train-wreck...I just can't stop looking at it. I slathered Spanky's ass with copius amounts of TNT then ignited it with tracer rounds. There was nothing left. No buildings, no grains, no spies, no lumber, nothing. It's funny then who then became a 'whiner', oblvious to his own hipocracy. Pedro, protecting The Brood since 1776. :mad: You can say thanks now, you fecking ingrate :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 That's our Weener-the hippo-humping hypocrite. :mad: Here's a juicy movie that is sure to turn him on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Originally posted by 86smopuim: It's funny then who then became a 'whiner', oblvious to his own hipocracy.That was the end for me. That fecking asshat had the short sack to tell me, after I asked for a truce, "I am gonna continue to attack you so I can rebuild". And then on about being piled on after he sucked punched me after every round of attacks. What a sackless, hamster-humping maggot. Pedro, protecting The Brood since 1776.Pedro deserves props and respect. The rest of those hoors, I wouldn't piss on 'em if they were on fire. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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